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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 21, 2003
*goes sane*
Why am I sitting on the floor, and why do I have a clear memory of a big rabbit hugging me?
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[...] Posted Dec 21, 2003
*peeks head in from Bridge*
Never mind that, where is everybody? I need food!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
well sir...
i have had to increse the amount of medication you have to take... 
and what is mr fluffy?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 21, 2003
mr Fluffy? How do you know about Mr...
I mean what are you driveling about? Mr Fluffy? Whats that, hmph, jibberish!
*runs off to hug his stuffed bunny*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
I dont whant to know what goes on in his head... but i have a horable thought that someone will tell me one day...
*walks off to the bridge*
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scottie0072004 Posted Jan 22, 2004
Lieutenant Bond reprting for duty Sir!
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Demon Fire -Because The Plant Pot Was Green Posted Jan 27, 2004
Greetings Captain.
*salutes*
may i join your crew sir?... in a curry?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 27, 2004
you want to join... in a curry?? well i think i will leve this for rimmer to sort out
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Demon Fire -Because The Plant Pot Was Green Posted Jan 27, 2004
LOL I catch your drift 
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Jan 28, 2004
Yo!
Let me join your command and I won't let you down!
Uncle Bob
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 28, 2004
Demon fire, uncle Bob, welcome aboard.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jan 28, 2004
Rimmsie. How mad are things going to get exactly from here on in.
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Demon Fire -Because The Plant Pot Was Green Posted Jan 28, 2004
Thx so wazzzup with you people
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scottie0072004 Posted Jan 29, 2004
Admiral rimmer permission to koin your crew you were always a hero of mine Sir!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 29, 2004
Mr Scottie, (!) do you know what we do to suck-up, brown-nose bootlickers around here?
We reward them!
Welcome aboard!
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arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work! Posted Feb 3, 2004
can i please join the crew? i'll work hard(ish)!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Feb 3, 2004
You will be the only one round here that does then 
Rimmer will be round with the regulation forms soon. You may need 2 or 3 pens to complete them 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 3, 2004
And a fourth for backup. Here.
*hands over twenty large piles of paper*
Sign them and you're in.
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arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work! Posted Feb 3, 2004
*hand blurs over papers*
there you go
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Feb 3, 2004
Thankyou.
*Rimmer-salute*
Welcome aboard
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- 621: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 21, 2003)
- 622: [...] (Dec 21, 2003)
- 623: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 21, 2003)
- 624: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 21, 2003)
- 625: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 21, 2003)
- 626: scottie0072004 (Jan 22, 2004)
- 627: Demon Fire -Because The Plant Pot Was Green (Jan 27, 2004)
- 628: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 27, 2004)
- 629: Demon Fire -Because The Plant Pot Was Green (Jan 27, 2004)
- 630: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Jan 28, 2004)
- 631: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 28, 2004)
- 632: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jan 28, 2004)
- 633: Demon Fire -Because The Plant Pot Was Green (Jan 28, 2004)
- 634: scottie0072004 (Jan 29, 2004)
- 635: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 29, 2004)
- 636: arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work! (Feb 3, 2004)
- 637: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Feb 3, 2004)
- 638: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 3, 2004)
- 639: arwen, doing nasty essays. being a student should *not* involve work! (Feb 3, 2004)
- 640: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Feb 3, 2004)
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