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T.G.F.K.A.N.T.D.W.A. Posted Dec 10, 2003
*salutes with a middle finger*
a hoy hoy, i wish to join ye field o' Re'Dwa'f buck't o' tin.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Dec 11, 2003
No you F****** well can not! Unless you take back the middle finger.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 11, 2003
I have to agree with my mate here, show me some friggin respect or smeg off!
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Dragon Lord back with avengence Posted Dec 11, 2003
*Hands over the Form*
Its Completed
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 19, 2003
Welcome onboard Dragonlord! (again 
)
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Dec 20, 2003
Welcome - hope you know what you have let yourself in for
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 20, 2003
*Walks up and down in drill sergeant outfit*
As of now, you are all maggots, you are pukes, you are not even human smegging beings, you are the lowest form of life on earth!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Dec 20, 2003
Rimmer has gone into one of his moods. I am off...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 20, 2003
Well I'm thorry fella! Why you tho thupid, thupid
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
you really know how to hurt a medics feelings...
if its not too much bother what have we done to annoy you this time?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 21, 2003
Nothing, I just had one of my... "problems". can I get som more of my medication please before Henry VIII comes back and tries to marry me again?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
yes i was just comeing to give some to you...
*hands over a small tub containing medication*
Henry the VIII... is trying to marry you you say...
might have to increese the dosage...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 21, 2003
AHHHHH!!!
*runs away after imagening seeing Dr Phil trying to eat him*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
yes...
thats in increesed dose needed then...
* after rimmer to get him to take his medication*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 21, 2003
*stops running coz he sees that his friend the big pink fluffy rabbit has come to his rescue*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
*stops just behind rimmer*
mr rimmer sir... please dont make me chase you all around the ship sir...
now take two pills with some milk and every thing will be fine...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 21, 2003
Anything you say Mr Fluffy...
*takes pills*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
mr fluffy?...</>
are you feeling any better now sir?
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- 601: T.G.F.K.A.N.T.D.W.A. (Dec 10, 2003)
- 602: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Dec 11, 2003)
- 603: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 11, 2003)
- 604: Dragon Lord back with avengence (Dec 11, 2003)
- 605: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 12, 2003)
- 606: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 19, 2003)
- 607: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Dec 20, 2003)
- 608: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 20, 2003)
- 609: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Dec 20, 2003)
- 610: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 20, 2003)
- 611: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 21, 2003)
- 612: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 21, 2003)
- 613: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 21, 2003)
- 614: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Dec 21, 2003)
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