h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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You will not believe where everyone has been this week! Seeing a rare bird, gazing at a towering cathedral, climbing a mountain (!), rescuing a baby swan (!!)...we have pics. It happened!
Awix, of course, went to the cinema. He saw superheroes. The Editor wishes he wouldn't, but you'll probably like it.
The black-and-white photographers have been at work, and our experts are expertising. Come join them.
Animal porn! (Take the quiz.) Bad jokes! Worse puns! See it all!
Many opportunities for snarky commentary. Don't pass up.
More of the same, next week.

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See the birds and beasts!
Join bobstafford in puzzling over the black-and-white photos!
Enjoy the fiction!
Take the quizzes along with the internet!
Laugh at our jokes, it's the polite thing to do.
It's thrills, spills, and hilarity this week, so come along for the ride!
PS: We have absolutely the best awful puns this week, plus a gratuitous reference to the Isle of Wight!

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This is the PUN ISSUE. We have what Terry Pratchett called 'punes'. Boy, do we have punes.
There are visual puns, verbal puns, cartoon puns, musical puns, video puns, and olfactory puns.
The quiz has puns!
Bluebottle has puns. (Of course he does, this is all his fault. Him and Paigetheoracle.)
Willem has wildlife, Awix has cinema. Paige has a pet peeve. The photographers have a good time, and so will you.
You have lots to read, so get started!

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Wildlife!
Domestic animals!
Black-and-white photography at its everlovin' best!
Cartoons and comics! (Dinosaurs!)
Quizzes! (By people other than the Editor!)
Suzie Q Ferguson in the Middle Ages!
Enjoy the summer madness! More next week!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87937483 - Come feast your eyes, ears, and imaginations!
Black-and-white photos will have you coming and going.
Quizzes will make you think.
Stories will have you shivering, laughing, and shivering again.
Cartoons and comics will intrigue and amuse.
Plus poetry, captionables, cinema, and more!
Great summer fun!

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Natural beauty!
Unnatural humour. (You are gonna LOVE the comics!)
Fake News!!! Getcher Fake News here!
Real reportage.
Fiction!!! Poetry!!!
More arty photography!!
Brain teasers! Cinema thrills! Opportunities for wit and snark!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87937500 (nice number) and ready to read. The Post Editor is off to the farm.
Video fun: Fireflies and boats.
See Willem's oystercatcher!
Funnies. All kinds. Getcher jokes here.
Find out what the dinosaur, Desideria, and SashaQ have been up to.
Take quizzes, leave comments.
Admire the fancy black-and-white photography. Not all of it involves cats.
Remember to read Awix's review of the zombie movie. I mean, how often do you get to read a review of a zombie movie? Really? Well, read it anyway.

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What is a red-faced mousebird?
Why is Andy standing next to a big fish?
How many ways are there to astonish in black and white?
How bad was this week's movie?
Who wrote the Helicopter String Quartet? Do you want to hear it?
Why a goose?
All of these questions, and many more you have never asked yourself before, will be answered in this week's issue of the h2g2 Post. All this, plus comics, wisdom, fiction, and a Very Old Fish.

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Eye-popping colour photography.
Informative wildlife investigations.
Artful black-and-white.
Humour: even the cinema review is full of puns.
Travel, quizzes, comics, more!
Share and enjoy!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87942603 - you really want to see all of this!
Travel broadens the mind! Learn about thermal pools, swimming with dolphins, and Machu Picchu!
Find out why Awix is excited about the cinema.
Take the quizzes! (Find out if you're as nerdy as the Core Team.) Try the challenges! Ignore the writing advice!
Find all the visual and comic surprises! Admire the heavy equipment.
You'll feel you've been around the world in your desk- or armchair.

The h2g2 Post is up at A87942612 - more travel stories, and a lot more!
Turkey! Eclipse news!
Wildlife! Birds and newts!
Quizzes! Humour!
Postboxes!!
Dinosaurs and demons and bad office design!
All that, plus videos and black-and-white surprises! Get 'em while they're hot.

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Transport issues, boats, planes, buses - even 'dozers!
Dogs and cats doing funny things!
Cartoons and comics!
Wildlife wonders!
Fiction, quizzes, and a thoughtful film review!
And when you're tired, there's a lullaby.

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September's Create theme is 'Building Bridges'. Tell us how. There's a poem to start you off, while the Isle of Wight tells us about the Not-Doing of Bridges. It's very zen.
Caption the kitty. Take the quizzes. (FWR helped with the answers to the Post Quiz. The Picture Quiz is based on a true story.) Snark about everything.
Awix's second-favourite actor features in this week's review. See what Gerard Butler did this time.
We have really intellectual fiction. See the farting aurochs. And the no-adjective story. And Paige's 'Stairway to Heaven' story, which really is intellectual.
Music: unplugged. Art: unencumbered by theory. Humour: out of control.
More madness next week, so get this while it's hot!

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What does a rufous-necked wryneck look likt?
What are those turtles up to?
Can you name the French flowers?
What's cooking in Eccentrica Gallumbits' kitchen?
What uhtceare?
These and many more questions will be answered in this issue. You really don't want to miss it.

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View nature, wild and domestic. Even the domestic nature is wild. We have a surrealist cow video. We are not making this up.
Guest quizzes this week, by Superfrenchie and FWR. You know you like these.
The black-and-white photography proves that 'art' doesn't equal 'boring'. See if you agree.
We have fiction! Read about a deal with the devil (?). Listen to musings from a lonely man. Find out what's doing at the Artificial Stupidity Society.
Humour abounds: Cartoons, comics, funny signs. Bluebottle continues the shaggy-dog dinosaur story. Desideria is here with more of her otherworldly saga. SashaQ tells more work tales.
All this and more fun photography and photoshop.

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Fiction like you've never seen anywhere else! See if you can spot the new substitute swear word in FWR's story. Also: godless supernaturalism in Nashville.
Wildlife! Signs! Backhoes! See our photography.
Music! Laughter! More weird signs!
Exotic menus! Aliens! Demons and scary office managers and dinosaurs, oh my!
From John O'Groats to the Isle of Wight, and down to South Africa and in the wilds of Pennsylvania and wherever the heck Paigetheoracle's head is at...it's a galactic trip, froods.

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New photos!
Time travel shopping expedition!
Cats!!!
Humour!
Video music enjoyment.
All this and more!

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Amazing wildlife, creepy bugs!
Very odd things in the woods and elsewhere.
Humour, puzzles, and audience participation features.
Comics and cartoons and features.
Chase away the blues with the h2g2 Post!

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Do you like what you're seeing in the cinema? See if Awix agrees.
Meet wildlife! Willem's painted a vulture, the zoo came to town, and Paige has been fungi-hunting.
Sharpen your wits: test your knowledge, add some snark.
Enjoy the humour (that's an order!) and catch up with the doings of your favourite comics characters.
Be edified in black and white.
Binge-watch the videos: fun, excitement, and something you can dance to.
Enjoy this mid-October extravaganza.

And Amy P *didn't* totally abandon a series