h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think, if I'm going to keep traveling during the summer and saving up the stories for NaJo, I'd better take notes at the time

The h2g2 Post is up at A87919537 for your perusal.
Obligatory dinosaurs.
A new comic by Willem starts this week!
Photography galore!
A spy story by Freewayriding.
Hitchhiker crochet by Superfrenchie.
Humour, quizzes, video - and the new Christmas album!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87919546 - tolle, lege!
There is an extravaganza of videos! Watch them all for a fun-filled hour!
There are stories! They will thrill you, make you think, and have you falling about in laughter.
Quizzes, humour, advice, all free.
Stunning photography and wildlife art.
Another page of Willem's comic is revealed! See the Demoness!
The CIA reviews a book. Don't forget to send us your true-life spy stories!
Still room in the Christmas issue, but not much! Getcher Stuff in quickly!

The h2g2 Post is finally up at A87919555 - sorry for the delay, I blame the chickens in the manger.
The h2g2 Post is very festive this week. We have all manner of Christmassy things, such as:
Dinosaurs and frogs.
Cats and dogs.
Weather.
The sun and moon.
A boxing film review.
Spy Stuff - check out the quiz, read the true confession.
A video about Brussels sprouts.
Humour, snark, and useless advice.
Here's wishing you all a glorious Solstice (so mote it be!) and a happy continuation of festivities. Go easy on the egg nog!

The Christmas issue of the h2g2 Post is up at A87919564 for you to enjoy while you wrap those last-minute gifts. (mistletoe) (mistletoe)
Speaking of last-minute gifts, try the suggestions in the Post Quiz. (devil)
Willem was on a field trip. You'll love this, no matter how you spell Sekukuneland.
We have festive holiday decorations from many countries!
We have holiday stories!
Also videos of outer space and cat space.
Birds! Cows! Hats! Whatever those things are Bluebottle's playing with!
Cartoons! The ongoing graphic novel!
And....the annual Christmas Crossword! Answers next week, in the super-duper end-of-year extravaganza!
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a pleasant diurnal anomaly! (mistletoe) (mistletoe)

Sorry for the smiley typos. Here are the missing ones:

Ring out the old, ring in the new with the h2g2 Post at A87925341 !
Willem has more ancient critters.
Awix rounds up cinema for 2018. SashaQ does the same for the Edited Guide. Bluebottle shows you cool Stuff from the Flea Market.
Awix ALSO has the long-awaited report from the mountains of Kygyzstan. You will thrill to his adventures! Call it 'the Englishman who went up a mountain and came down as quickly as possible'.
Getcher crossword answers here!
There is the usual breathtaking photography, amazing fiction, and our patented snark. We also have quizzes.
Yes, Paulh, your story's on the h2g2 Front Page. You will also know all the answers to the Post Quiz, so be sure to check it out.
Find out what St Sylvester's superpower was, why mnemonics are handy, where the devil keeps his fire hydrant, where you can find the Eye of Sauron, and how not to quote people.
Music videos! Desideria (heating up)! More!
The h2g2 Post wishes everyone everywhere a Happy New Year!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87925350 - come and enjoy!
Admire the lynx.
Caption the duck.
Name the bird.
Do the quizzes.
Ooh and aah at the photographs.
Find out why the movie is so awful.
Read the stories.
Laugh at the humour. (Be polite.)
Remember to Send Stuff!
Learn about the bear in the library.

Highlight of the week time

And another classic preview. Especially for people like me who actually like, nay love, lists and indexes.

A surreal masterpiece in itself.

Could be read aloud. I like it in this skin. Where it says 'you are replying to this message', it spells out the smiley, so reads like this:

petunias admire the lynx
petunias caption the duck
petunias name the bird
petunias find out why the movie is so awful
petunias learn about the bear in the library

Can poetry get any better?

And the say, 'Oh, no, not again'.

The h2g2 Post is up at A87925369 - Come and feast your eyes, ears, and minds!
Willem has more wonderful prehistoric creatures.
Our photography won't quit! You'll gasp in wonder, and laugh with delight!
The h2g2 equivalent of the Algonquin Circle has done it again! We have a suite of short stories you're going to love!
Caption the photo! Take the quizzes! Watch the video!
Catch up on the doings of everybody's favourite demoness.
Send more Stuff. We're on a roll. Besides, you know what happens if you don't. You get cats and piano playing.

The h2g2 Post is up at A87925378 - share and enjoy!
In this issue, find out:
What movie Awix liked.
What Humblot's Flycatcher looks like.
Why there are giant snails in Brighton.
Why Freewayriding's wife is going to murder him.
What 'new' works are in the Public Domain, and why the Post Editor is happy.
How much snow there was in Pittsburgh last night.
How much it costs SashaQ to feed the birds.
Why the local jail has arrow slits.
You'll love this issue!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87925387 Come and see.
Willem has more cynodonts. They're cute. He also shares some of his sister's photos from the cosmonaut museum in Moscow. We've got world travellers here.
Never mind the Inuit: h2g2 has many words for snow. Come read the ones that got through the filther. Also admire the international snow photography.
We have a surprise for you: cat photos. No need to thank us. We're glad to do it.
Awix explains M Night Shyamalan.
We have eclipse photos! The moon was particularly interesting that night, but boy, was it cold in Pennsylvania.
We DO have photos of things other than snow, cats, and eclipses. We leave you to find them.
There are action videos. Both of them star...okay, cats. But *different* cats.
There is humour, fiction, and snark. Lots of snark. Also a quiz about a groundhog, and a new Create Challenge. Shut up, you'll like this one.
Read, share, comment!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87925396 - Come and read it. (bell) (bell)
This issue is called 'Winter's Tales'. It's full of fiction. You'll like, as Mrs Gheorgheni said to Mr Gheorgheni when he looked suspiciously at the unfamiliar Chinese fruit.
We have videos! Thrills, spills, cats and dogs.
Humour, puzzles, advice, cinema, more! Just read it!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87925404 - come and admire!
Learn about tritylodonts. Not everything prehistoric is a zillion feet tall. Speaking of strange creatures, find out what Desideria the Demoness is up to.
Our photographers *notice* things: hearts in snow, birds decorating trees, the sun, the moon, reflections, dogs in cars, cat pillows, things like that. Go notice with them.
Take the quizzes - guest quizmaster SashaQ has a good one for you!
This week, we examine the truly controversial questions: How good is that piano movie? Does William Shatner know a UFO when he sees one? Can you trust Elliott Ness? Is that loo xenophobic?
See the snake cake! You *have* to see the snake cake.
Read an ancient blog. Argue with the Editor about reality. Enjoy the perfect Valentine's Day poem. Find out where to get your broken ribs patched up cheap.
Remember, next week will be even weirder!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87925413 - go read it!
See Willem's pussycat. See bobstafford's pussycat. Compare it with the Post Office pussycat.
Ooh and aah at the wonders of nature: trompe d'oeil greenery, fractal vegetables, snow, mist, water...
Find out what happened when Galaxy Babe met an astronaut.
See the weird signs and art. Laugh at the humour, it's good for you.
Watch videos, read stories.
Learn something.
More weirdness next week!

The h2g2 Post is up at A87925422 - come and be astonished.
Willem's cry is 'On to Mammals!' Also, Desideria is still flying around. Gotta love those bat wings.
Speaking of flying around, SashaQ has bird pics. Some are even on video!
Caimanraptorelk spotted a cat in the Netherlands (how unusual), and Willem's sister saw a church in Moscow (ditto). The pictures are beautiful. Milla's friend found a church in Sweden where things are really looking up.
Check Awix out before you watch the Oscars. He's got the skinny.
We have quizzes, puzzles, and brain teasers. There are even footprints in the snow for clues.
Our photography will give you a new sense of perspective.
Our contributors will make you laugh. There are Egyptians walking around where they shouldn't be. There's a time machine from Yorkshire (very practical). Someone has built, if not a better mousetrap, then a more intellectually challenging one...
Speaking of intellectual challenges, we've got 'em. Dig the avantgarde art.
We also bring you existentialist musical video. And informative video. As Charles Ives said,'You will sit there and take it.'
More weirdness next week. Fortify yourselves with tea, and remember to send more Stuff.

The h2g2 Post is live at A87925431 - Come and look! (bell) (bell)
Admire the wildlife: the caracara, the eggworm, and the innocent-looking dog.
Study humans: the Church Tourist, the magic carpet merchant, the Daughter of the American Revolution, and the motorbike-hating highway official.
Learn how to make a telephone call in 1899, and how to write snark.
Watch videos: Deek has the sports, I've got the music and poetry, and the FBI is hot on the trail of the spies who stole Paulh's recipe.
Chortle over the 'office follies'.
Enjoy high art, low art, and just about everything in between.
Remember to work on your Create contribution, and have a good week!