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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 7, 2005
sh1t. have i insulted you now dear?
lovely colour blouse.... erm.. 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Rains - Wondering where time's going and why it's in so much of a hurry! Posted Dec 7, 2005
I'm gonna have to go and have a look at this... assuming I get a chance. W*rk is super-busy today and I've reached the conclusion that if I had a brain, I would be dangerous 
. And that I have a memory like a, erm, you know, the thingy with the holes that you drain stuff in. Sieve? Colander? Whatever 
Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz got to wear super-spangly red shoes, though... that's got to be an upside 
.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 7, 2005
insulted me? 
naaa not even close 
after all, who was it who put that photo up for public viewing? Me! blouse? I was wearing a shirt! oooo spangly red shoes 
do you think they'd suit me?
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Sir Reginald Armageddon KwikSave. Lord Mayor of Berkhampstead Posted Dec 7, 2005
Don't worry 2 legs. Just click your heels together 3 times and think "There's no place like Dorothy Perkins".
Makes sense to me, what.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Dec 7, 2005
It's the bunches. Most people on the planet simply cannot get away with bunches; Baby Spice just about managed it; but do you really aspire to become Baby Spice? Reckon a nice 
tail would be more flattering IMHO.
As for the menopause; i can highly recommend it. Saves a fortune on tampax, no more bloody period pains & if you wish; you can act premenstrual ALL the time & have a wonderful excuse!
zdt
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tsarina Posted Dec 7, 2005
Oooooh yes I agree totally Terri.....you can be as crabby, irritable and unpredictable as you want and just say, 'Hey! I'm on the menopause, leave me alone'
Britney Spears did the bunches quite well I thought
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Liftliker - Share And Enjoy Posted Dec 7, 2005
I have heard it said that bunches are prized for their handlebar/reins properties.
Ah, my coat...
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Dec 8, 2005
If I'd known that I wouldn't have got my hair cut.
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zendevil Posted Dec 8, 2005
I've heard bananas come in bunches, sounds perverted to me!
zdt
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Rains - Wondering where time's going and why it's in so much of a hurry! Posted Dec 8, 2005
Oh, dear.... For some reason, I was thinking then of banana yoghurt, and wondering....
Nope, not even going to go there. There are some things you can't think about bananas, especially when there's one in your lunchbox (so to speak!).
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 8, 2005
I think I looked better than Britney with my bunchs 
I do normally* have my hair in a pony tail not bunchs.... that was just for the purpose of getting a stupid photo of me
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You can call me TC Posted Dec 8, 2005
"I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts"
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 8, 2005
Britinay Spears...... Will she........ oooh....... won't she......
also is her tounge real or is it controled by aliens??/
could this be the topic for the day
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 8, 2005
2legs versus Britney; who looks better with bunchs? tricky I still think I should turn up at one of the meets one day dressed in womens clothing don't think I've the botle to pull it off though.... But my legs would get a good showing 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Dec 8, 2005
Oh you must, you must!!!
*Wanders off singing Monty Python song
"I put on women's clothing, suspenders & a bra; i wish i was a girly, just like my dear papa"
Ask Connie's advice first though; i bet bunches don't figure in this years look!
zdt
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Mol - on the new tablet Posted Dec 8, 2005
I had my hair in bunches yesterday - ones like Boo from Monsters Inc. Strangers always talk to me when I have Boo hair.
Is it, do you think, a Bad Sign when you are thinking of somebody else at moment of husband-sh*gging orgasm?
Mol
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 8, 2005
possibley a bad sign.... depends on of course who the other person was you were thinking about... i mean, if it was Jimmy Savile, or Fred Trueman, or say, John Major, then probably yes
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Dec 8, 2005
From what I understand it's pefectly normal. Although not if said person is clifford the big red dog...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 8, 2005
Awwwwww but he's such a cute 
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