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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Dec 13, 2005
Hmm....still detect a note of enjoyment there....that's the trouble with trying to punish these types.
Des O'Connor! Cliff Richard! Repeats of The Eurovision Song Contest!
That should quell them into submission.
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Dec 13, 2005
Want to borrow a couple of ferrets. That'll keep them quiet.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Dec 13, 2005
Aha, it is starting tonicely; that's better! Now ferrets and Val Doonican...never mind my stockings, how many lines have you written? Yeugh, green ink! Do it all again, can't have this namby pamby stuff in here.
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 13, 2005
thanks for the ferrets bertie.. no fear of em getting up the legs of these !!!
one o me big fears that, feeling a little warm wriggling up me skirts only to find a bleddy ferret is responsible for it...
then i have guilt and remorse wondering am i into bestiality.... and we have covered and been moderated for that topic so dont youse start it up again...!!!..
that's lovely bit of grovelling toosie baby.. clean my boots!! (holds out leg)
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Dec 13, 2005
I have slept with a ferret, it's lovely, they like to snuggle up in your *ahem* nether regions & no, they don't bite; well mine didn't anyway.
I may be unusual though; i have also shared my bed with 7 baby guinea pigs. Plus i have kissed a crocodile.
(Not all on the same day)
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
yes Master right away
*gets on all fours*
*cleans proffered boot with tongue anything else you want me to do Master?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 13, 2005
no
you're not having a lousy enough time
no no no i'm not putting on ya.
go over there and sit on that chair till we decide what to do with you..
(enter ferrets stage left)
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Dec 13, 2005
It's when she sends you to sit on the stairs until shes satisfied you have learned your lesson that you know you have seriously pi***d her off!!!!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 13, 2005
i'm bit bored with the master servant thing now..
cant you just go back to being a slapper?
oh. hangon. before you do, make us a cuppa will ya? there's a love.
ta..
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
Yes Master, what sort of tea woudl you like, with sugar? milk? cream? anything else, can I get you some biscuits? cake? antyhing else?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 13, 2005
hmmmmmmm
well yeah. you could do something for us
explain your actions for the last .. say.... 120 hours... and we might let you off with a viscious beating
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2005
the last twelve hours? I can't remember Oh heck... I guess that means you'l have to beat me now to punish me
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