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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5201

zendevil


Hmm....still detect a note of enjoyment there....that's the trouble with trying to punish these types.

Des O'Connor! Cliff Richard! Repeats of The Eurovision Song Contest!

That should quell them into submission.

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5202

WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean.

Want to borrow a couple of ferrets. That'll keep them quiet.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5203

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Thank you master smiley - grovel the stockings are loverly by the way.... simular to some I have smiley - winkeyesmiley - grovel


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5204

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Ooo DeZ o conner and cliff, my favourates smiley - smiley thank you so much master smiley - grovel


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5205

zendevil


Aha, it is starting tosmiley - grovelnicely; that's better! Now ferrets and Val Doonican...never mind my stockings, how many lines have you written? Yeugh, green ink! Do it all again, can't have this namby pambysmiley - artist stuff in here.

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5206

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

thanks for the ferrets bertie.. no fear of em getting up the legs of these !!!
one o me big fears that, feeling a little warm wriggling up me skirts only to find a bleddy ferret is responsible for it...

then i have guilt and remorse wondering am i into bestiality.... and we have covered and been moderated for that topic so dont youse start it up again...!!!..

that's lovely bit of grovelling toosie baby.. clean my boots!! (holds out leg)

smiley - pirate


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5207

zendevil


I have slept with a ferret, it's lovely, they like to snuggle up in your *ahem* nether regions & no, they don't bite; well mine didn't anyway.

I may be unusual though; i have also shared my bed with 7 baby guinea pigs. Plus i have kissed a crocodile.

(Not all on the same day)

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5208

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

yes Master right away smiley - grovel
*gets on all fours*
*cleans proffered boot with tongue smiley - tongueoutsmiley - yuksmiley - dogsmiley - grovel anything else you want me to do Master?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5209

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

no
you're not having a lousy enough time

no no no i'm not putting smiley - handcuffs on ya.
go over there and sit on that chair till we decide what to do with you..

(enter ferrets stage left)


smiley - pirate


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5210

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

yes Master smiley - grovel *gets up and goes to sit on the chair* smiley - grovel


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5211

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

stopit stopit.. i'm beginning to find this mildly amusing


smiley - pirate


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5212

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

yes Master.... What is it you want me to stop? Just say and I'll obey you smiley - grovelsmiley - dog amusing? smiley - yikessmiley - grovelsmiley - biggrinsmiley - blush


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5213

Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche"

It's when she sends you to sit on the stairs until shes satisfied you have learned your lesson that you know you have seriously pi***d her off!!!! smiley - laughsmiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5214

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

But,.... But.... I don't want to p*** my Master of at all smiley - grovel I just want to serve smiley - dogsmiley - winkeyesmiley - grovel


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5215

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

dai.............

.....

...
.




stairs!


smiley - pirate


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5216

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

i'm bit bored with the master servant thing now..

cant you just go back to being a slapper?


oh. hangon. before you do, make us a cuppa will ya? there's a love.


ta..

smiley - rose

smiley - pirate


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5217

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yes Master, what sort of tea smiley - tea woudl you like, with sugar? milk? cream? anything else, can I get you some biscuits? cake? antyhing else? smiley - grovelsmiley - dog


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5218

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*waits patiently for Master to reply* smiley - dogsmiley - evilgrinsmiley - winkeyesmiley - blushsmiley - erm Oh smiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5219

AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI

hmmmmmmm

well yeah. you could do something for us

explain your actions for the last .. say.... 120 hours... and we might let you off with a viscious beating


smiley - evilgrinsmiley - pirate




My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 5220

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

the last twelve hours? smiley - biggrinsmiley - ermsmiley - blush I can't remember smiley - blush Oh heck... I guess that means you'l have to beat me now to punish me smiley - dohsmiley - blushsmiley - whistle


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