h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Eeek yes! Michael Miles! Though he does look like a clone of Hughie Green though. Worryingly, i can still remember the theme tune.

Hmm; Pedro, talented linguist eh!So I suppose you know that in a crowded tabac, if you announce "Oh, i do so much enjoy a decent pipe" you may get more than you bargained for. (Te he, as in "dildo peeps!")

Hello Aye Bee, my little treasure; what shall we do with the boys tonight? The stairs are filling up with willing victims. 2 legs, do stop doing that with your manacles, you know you will end up very chafed and sore; go & sit nice & quietly on Roymondo's lap & tell him a fairy story.

Just off to take care of my pussy, back soon.

zdt

My pussy sometimes buys christmas presents for my mum's secretary's pussy. Lovely tins of stuff they get each other...

My pussy has spent ages licking itself tonight; it's lovely & clean now.

zdt

My thighs are getting numb.

Oh tsk tsk; he's not still sitting there is he? Send him clanking off to the loo (with a chaperone)& come over here; i will give them a good rubbing....there, that's better isn't it?

Now, what fairy story did he tell you? Was it the one about the disappearing weekend?



zdt

I have a 17 year old pussy locked in a bedroom and crying to get out at the moment!

Ah, thanks T&Y, that's better.

Now, the fairy story. It went something like this:

Deep down in the depths of the fores there lived a . The lived with a , a , a and a . teh eth to eht and lo did Nighthoover return.

It was touching.

I know nothing of this 'weekend' of which you speak.

Dai, I didn't ignore your post bu I am inadequately qualified to discuss 17 year old pussies.

Never fear Roymondo, I dont have a lot to do with them myself these days.

Dai - didn't your tag say "musician's ball" this morning? Or did I read it wrong and only now I'm in a drunken stupor can I recognise it for what it is (mortician's ball)

I've been holding a morticians ball for over a year now, never tried a musicians ball, what are they like?

I've just heard that musician's balls are very musical, apparently at this time of the year Jingle Balls are all the thing, though personally I don't hold with shaking them at the best of times.

Is this drunken thing catching or is it just me?

Christmas is such a good time of year for S/M fans, having to hang your balls from the tree... then roasting them in teh fire.... and tons and tons of snow Hmmmmm have we given any hints away yet as to the weekend R?

Steady 2legs, people might start thinking we had a good time. It was, in fact...

...hang on, I've think I've got a bit of a thing for Charlie Skelton (the actor bloke in Space Cadets). How odd. Not exactly a looker is he? And those teeth. Ouch!...

...ghastly.

I remember it being rahter



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Owww
Owww
ahhhhhhhhggggggggghhhhh! stop it! stop it! not there!!!!!!

And don't think I won't do it again young man!

Oof, ouch, arrghhh!

There's no need for that, I was only..

Aaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh.

Now look what you've done. I was using that!

Do it again? what you want to

ahhhgghhhghhghh!

Oi, all I was saying was that when you said do it again did you mean that

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! oi ohhhh awwww ouch oooo ahhhh ermmm thats kinda nice actually, down a

AGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Oi!

Can't I just mention how we

AGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

I guess not then....

Gad whats going on, i've been away for a few days and whamo a $hit load of Blog

I just logged on because it looked interesting. I was with a lass the other night who asked me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, so I shagged her three times and hit her in the head with a brick!