h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't worry 2legs, an open relationship is when you're *allowed* to sleep with oher people

Sometimes these people are known as polyamorous people, which means they love many many peoples

i take it your new fella doesn't 'hootoo' then!!

terri.. perhaps a little train trip is required....crank up the printer there luvvie, there's nearly 5 and a half thousand posts on this bugger.

(lights big cigar and squints knowingly at the audience)

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Yeh, polyamorous sound better doin't it? actually I'm sure I remember a polyamorous group locally as a branch of the BDSM type community actually I think it says something more than I intended that I even know such groups exist in this town Hmm.... so an open relationship is when the people in the relationship/s all*( know about it... well.... my does kinda know I guess so

Yeh, my newish fellow isn't a HooTooer Unless your talking about my fiancee Roymondo who is obviously *has a very very very evil idea

Ho ho ho....we are starting to get close to the heart of the matter here methinks!!!

As to the "open relationship" stuff; personally i just can't, i am pretty deeply posessive i suppose...but not as much as viking is; he goes ballistic at the very idea of me with someone else & indeed went spare when he caught a glimpse of the title of this thread.

Didn't bloody stop him trotting off to see his ex though did it? but he has paid a heavy price for that little escapade & "claims" nothing naughty happened; he was just doing "closure" type stuff. Hmmff; i'll give him bloody closure...

zdt

we are? (near the heart of the matter?) I didny say noffing I dinnint! One thing I've noticed is failry common is for some peple to have a 'vanilla' partner, and then their partner who is in to.... more.... BD/SM type stuff but of course, being an innocent I have only read about such things

Me being total innocent (well, sort of...probably just uninformed) what does BD stand for? (i assume SM = sado masochist)

zdt

As a total innocent myself, of course my knowledge on the matter is purely from an intelectual level, and having read on teh matter, the 'BD', in BD/SM stands for either 'Bondage', or as is more common it stands for 'Bondage Disaplin'

I heard Bondage/Dominance...only through the grapevine, naturally...

ok.... (places well worn boot on a chair and leans over into 2 legs face.. taps ash on his good linen troos)

so lets get this straight .... your new is vanilla?

(smirks at terri, looking resplendant in hawaiian shirt and sucking on a cherry pop)

yep.. terry. file nearly closed on this one..

terri, incidentally if the (special hankie owning (awww, thought that was very cute))viking knows about this thread, dont you mind saying what you do about him on here, in case he reads it?

*lights cigar Aye-Bee-Style, but starts coughing*

Excuse me, sorry.

Do you have a hair, dear?

Te he; one advantage of having a "foreign" lover is they can only zero in on the odd key word like "viking" or "penis" before i whizz the window away....usually.

Him don't do internet; him deeply suspicious; probably with good cause, but he is probably wittering away in frog about me, so i am getting my own back!

So....back to the interrogation. Can we assume some hanky spanky (add whatever else rhymes as you fancy) has been going on involving both valilla essence and a little added flavouring on the side?

zdt

yes indeed .. i think you're on to something there ...

unfortunately our victim, erm. i mean defendant, is away with vanilla spice for the weekend, so we shall have to take a recess at this juncture and talk amongst ourselves, until he 'assumes the position' again tomorrow night or whenever he gets his sorry ass back into the interrogation room..

meanwhile.. you lot on the stairs..

"Opens bloodshot eye and peers at Aye Bee"

What?

dai..
we saw you sneakin in at all hours last night....

explain yourself.

and what on earth is that you're wearing??
purple spandex?


mind u...... there's very few can wear it and get away with it...

Looks stunning on him.

Turn around....bend down a bit. Hmm; not bad at all.

So, Aye Bee me dear, what shall we do now? I suggest a nice litle squirmy snuggle & at the foot of the stairs, just to show them we have our soppy side too. Would you like a & some?

zdt

ok ok........ i'll be the one to break the 12 hour silence on here.. where are you all.... been voting for colin jackson i hope...

awww he didn't win came 2nd though but should have won but then darren gough is more beefy and manly, but did look a bit daft wafting about trying to look elegant.

so what has aye bee and terri been concocting those terrible mistresses of mayhem and sordidity

teach me all you know girls

christ this has turned into a boring thread.........