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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 20, 2005
oh, he's a sucker for that kind of thing.. (waves. hi darling).. he reads this to take notes on any sexual preferances i might let slip...
there's few men dont like a bit of dress up dont you think??
ok men
tis the season.. when you're not musing there about an outfit for 'him below'. could you enlighten us as to what you would like us to dress up in for you this evening?? while you're there on the stairs, like a perfek little theatre audience??
hmmm???
what floats yer boats? we know we covered this before, but indulge us, tis the festive season..
my 'outfit' consists of a little red basque top, little red thong, little red hat, all fur trimmed..
we could do a lap dance....
(terri and aye bee dissappear and reappear in lapland's traditional costumes.. complete with little bells and clogs and start some kind of made-up noisy stamping dance.. not very sexy. .......... suffice it to say it dont go down well..)
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Dec 20, 2005
Plain white knickers!
RF
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 20, 2005
oh.....
(about turns and trudges back to the wardrobe)
what a waste of money.. 
crotchless panties and thigh boots and peephole bra .. spose you're right.. it does look rediculous..
back to s&m to morrow for the good old bridgets.. can't go wrong
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Dec 20, 2005
Foties! I hope you're not thinking that I'm *that* sort of girl! Well...I am really...I'll think about it s&m gear sounds better to me Aye Bee. Remember, when it comes to clothing, less is not more. But tents arent sexy either...
for everyone!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Dec 20, 2005
Tents can be very sexy, it depends where you put up the pole and how you deal with the flaps...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 20, 2005
I allways think a smile is the best thing to wear at any do
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 20, 2005
Bugger the clothes.............................. just wear a big grinn
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Dec 20, 2005
A Cheesy grin?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 20, 2005
well thats a bit difficult atm as i don't have a foreskin 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Dec 20, 2005
Here's a question I've been wanting to ask for a while...do you "shoot" in a particular direction? Left, right, or centre?
Totally against expectations, I shoot to the left
RF
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Dec 20, 2005
I'm sure you *did* ask that. Someone did. Unless I just said 'left' randomly a few weeks back. Actually, that's quite likely.
Radish.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 20, 2005
well that assumes I see where i shoot (close's one eye to save the sight in it) well its sort of canter/right and since i have had the cut.... 
..... alot higher too...... ..... looks for a hole.... did'ent want to say that.......
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 20, 2005
hair gel, springs to mind, or missus to be exact
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Dec 20, 2005
Yes, I find that mine goes a lot further than it used to! Sometimes I can't find it!
Where's that hole?
RF
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Dec 20, 2005
Anybody got a pair of scissors?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
pedro Posted Dec 20, 2005
If you can't see it, surely you've found the hole?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 20, 2005
yea me too, its got a life of its own, one small spurt and its gone, then a few weeks later, you sort of find it, gumming up the curtains
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Dec 20, 2005
Well, I first picked one up at age six at a residential oliday and by age eleven I was a dead shot!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Dec 20, 2005
Ah, forget about the scissors.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Dec 20, 2005
What's that joke about making your wife scream?
RF
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