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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Dec 18, 2005
Well; liven it up then Rev! How's your willy these days? We have been forced to amuse ourselves whilst waiting for you to bring us the latest news!
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 18, 2005
Hi and Hello All,
The willy Report so far is as follows
I have noticed of late a distnct loss of the "over senistivity" and its changing shape again, well the tip is becomming more "pronounced" and the ridge is alot more "ridgy" but the scar is the same "painful to the touch" and realy sensitive and the missus tends to concentrate her self one this, as it sort of makes me more responcive to her needs, aand shes alot more "phyical" on it now which makes me wonder if shes changed her mind over how she feels about it! If i was to be asked about getting my foreskin back, strangly i would not like to have one now!
It's taken around 4-5 years to settle down (which is too long) but now the "act" has become alot better 
it seems to have become longer, thicker too, by not much, but according to my missus it touches parts regular now rather then occsionally, also stiffer too!
Please feel free to ask questions
RJR 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Dec 18, 2005
I think you've stunned people into silence there RJR, in fact I blame the boredom on 2legs he was being all coy and wouldn't tell us of his debauchery 
now we all know that that is not the way we behave around here, don't we?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 18, 2005
I try!!
so is it my fault then??? cus if it is..............
RJR
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 18, 2005
Christ i dooo have the kiss of death on the threads.......
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Dec 18, 2005
I'm still hiding from the mistresses & their whippy things.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Dec 19, 2005
We are back, or this one is at least. The Powers at The Towers; ie the ham(p)sters and Auntie in general wouldn't let me into hootoo yesterday. It was dreadful. I suffered enormous withdrawal symptoms & was eventually forced to rape an innocent (?)viking who happened to be lying around. tsk tsk.
Well, Rev, you willy sounds like it's in fine form now & the missus seems happy enough
It's taken a long time, but you got there in the end...as it were!
Right, Roymondo is here, but where is 2legs? Has he gone off for another dirty weekend? So what's Roymondo been up to this weekend then eh?
zdt*polishing nice whippy cane*
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Dec 19, 2005
I seem to have lost most of the weekend, was it just me or was h2g2 down most of yesterday?
On top of it all I seem to have picked up some splinters from these stairs. Do you think a bit of shag pile would be too much to ask for?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 19, 2005
thank you!
RJR
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Dec 19, 2005
You know Im seeing a trend here and sccross the site, it seems like 19hours ago (from the point I wrote this) was the last time postings appeared and in fact post I thought I made yesterday have disappeared (and no not been removed I behaved meself honest.
Anyone else found this?
Oh, back to the subject in hand.
If you were making a fany dress costume for your penis (or your partners penis if that applies) describe it and give the reasons for your choice......
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Dec 19, 2005
You know Im seeing a trend here and sccross the site, it seems like 19hours ago (from the point I wrote this) was the last time postings appeared and in fact post I thought I made yesterday have disappeared (and no not been removed I behaved meself honest.
Anyone else found this?
Oh, back to the subject in hand.
If you were making a fancy dress costume for your penis (or your partners penis if that applies) describe it and give the reasons for your choice......
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Dec 19, 2005
Sorry, button was sticky, hit it twice
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Beatrice Posted Dec 19, 2005
Why was the button stick.....oh no, don't answer that!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Dec 19, 2005
Sticky fingers! 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 19, 2005
Good arrrrrftanone evaryone peni people and dick heads Dildo all 
tried to get online last night but It woulnd't let me log in 
I've had a busy weekend Lettuce see......
I arrived in Norwich Friday evening, and got a cab straight to the pub to meet 
who was already there with a few people, we stayed in the pub till it closed, about two hours from when I got there, then went back to his 
and had a quick sit down and a drink 
then went up to bed 
and then about three or four hours later went to bed 
Saturday morning we in bed for an hour or so before getting up and getting cleaned up and breckfast, then back to bed for a few hours and then up and cleaned up and out to the pub for lunch 
then back home and to bed for a while then cleaned up and dressed in our best togs and off to a concert 
then to the post-concert party afterwards 
then back home and a quick drinky before going to bed for a few hours then to sleep up fairly early Sunday morning 
breckfast and then to bed for the rest of the day till late afternoon when I got cleaned up and got a taxi to the staiton and came home 
I'm still a little 'sore' in parts 
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zendevil Posted Dec 19, 2005
As far as I can tell nobody could get in here yesterday evening, 'twas tighter than a v...no; i shall stop there.
2Legs, love, it's hardly surprising that you are a bit sore after all that lot; but *phew* at least you are sharing it with us now. We will withhold further punishment.
Oh gawd; Aye Bee, he is demanding further punishment; eek, you just can't win can you? OK, pick those splinters out of Dai's tender nether regions with your teeth.
Yes Raymondo, you may watch. Put your glasses back on & get that digital camera ready.
zdt
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Dec 20, 2005
yes indeed
we need to spice it up a bit for crimbo fellas
what will you all be wearing??
i have already gotten my christmas outfit and worn it for my very good friend.. it went down rather well..
me rather pleased..
he was twirling his moustache in a most pleasing manner
oh... dai..
my willie
i would dress him up as a wee pinnochio... little felt hat jacket and the like..you know what for the nose... then i'd make him tell me terrible lies.. and then.. well who knows
..
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Dec 20, 2005
Aye Bee!
I got a green basque for the festive season, its really rather nice and shows off me assets quites nicely too.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Dec 20, 2005
Oooh! Sounds lovely!!! Is this an offshoot of the Basque Separatist Movement?
So; Aye Bee "went down quite well" eh; *sigh* you lucky thing!
zdt
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Dec 20, 2005
Got any foties you can share with us, Brown-Eyed?
RF
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