Sir Reginald Armageddon Kwiksave. Lord Mayor of Berkhampstead
Err. Yes. Hello there. You know, it's damn difficult being a Peer of the Realm. Staff to beat, Chambermaids to deflower. Time was you could thrash them to within an inch of their lives - and they'd be grateful for it. Now it's all this dashed Human Rights balderdash. And as for this Fox hunting ban. Bloody outrage it is! The estate is crawling with unwashed jobless hippies. Crapping in the Arboretum they were. I'd have them all shot! Bring back National Service I say. And Maggie. Only decent Prime Minister we had in years. Shame she was a Woman - although I have heard rumours to the contrary.
Anyway. Time for my afternoon Cognac. Jolly decent of you to stop by old chap! you don't mind if I don't get up, do you? Only I've got a touch of the old "chalfonts". Terrible trouble with the waterworks you know. Bloody Prostate. fetch Henderson on your way out, would you? I need a bit of a hand adjusting my truss (Belch). Sorry old chap. Had sardines for lunch, and they do come back at one.
Cheerio!
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