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Go on 2legs, please tell You *know* you want to

Oh gods I didn't just say that did I?

Yup; you did!

Come on 2 legs, don't tease us like this; we are all panting in anticipation (It's OK, Anticipation doesn't seem to mind, in fact is positively enjoying it i reckon!)

zdt

Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. Nothing to see here. Go about your business...

Didn't it? Oh I see... yesh, absolutely nothing at all *looks up at his username tag*

Ho ho ho, i detect somebody was playing the sandwich game eh? Well, it does keep you warm on these cold dark knights doesn't it?

So, is that the topic for today dildo peeps? hands up (*snigger) who's done 3 in a bed stuff?

I did once or twice way way way back, me & Elaine & some poor hapless young man, can't remember his name....it was a total wind up, me & E rolling about gasping, in reality we were rather than in throes of ecstasy bur it seemed to fool him; then we pounced on him & ...er...poor lad was rather overcome. Then we stole his ciggies & went off to the pub.Naughty girls we were. Good thing i am old & sensible now eh?



zdt

Be careful with Dark Knights, especially the cold ones.
Some don't take kindly to uninvited warming.

My excuse is 'cos i am living in France; i maybe get my "amour" confused with "armour". And since it's coming up to Christmas, i suppose "Silent Knights" are the order of the day?



zdt

Haven't met a Dark or Silent Knight yet that doesn't warm to the idea of a little 'amour'

you night hawks!! i dont know how anyone works nights.
hows things terri?

i've been here and there, not v exciting weekend, but weather nice and wintry, crisp and bright today with a beaut sunrise, which took the edge off having to get me and 2 little fellas up in the dark..

2 legs!!! come back here
what have you been up to!! Roymondo.. come stand the other side..

now tell auntie Ayebee (and the rest of hootoo) all about it.... HANDS OUT OF POCKETS!!!
hmmmm???? well, out with it..
Roymondo, are you chewing gum? (holds out hand).. spit it out...

come on
i'm waiting..

(tap tap tap tap tap)

I'm sworn..... to keep my mouth stum..... quiet..... closed..... for a change Oh dear no no no no no musten't say nuffing or I'll be in big trubble ooo

You will be in detention writing lines with me & Ayebe standing over you with BIG sticks if you don't at least give us a clue!!!

zdt*also tap tap tapping*

Oooo Ooo I'd tell ya if it were left up to me.... but you see I've been..... prevented form spilling the beans

terri, your hair looks lovely up in a bun and i like yer princnez!! suits ya.. did you draw them lines up the back o yer legs are are ye wearing seamed stockings??

SHURRUP AND GET BACK TO YOUR LINES YOU 2

oooo is that an order?

yes
absolutely

and no backchat or the punishment will get worser


that manic laughing will also have to stop

yes master and I'm not laughing

And you over there, stop sniggering! No, you can't go to the toilet, i know ALL about what you get up to in the loo...turn your pockets out, come on...

Ayebe, *simper* how kind of you to notice my hair; as for the stockings; well I think you'd better take a closer look. I must say you are looking particularly charming yourself today, those boots are magnificent....

2legs! Stop that right now & get on with your lines. tsk tsk "thefinds w**k for idle hands" eh.

zdt

oh crap. .you're enjoying this....

ermm

terri, help.. we need to find a punishment that he actually doesn't like....or some kind of 'make him talk' torture..

.... turn off hootoo
not a drop of alcoholic beverage to pass yer lips till you spill the beans....
and go up and sandpaper all them notches off yer bedpost.. you are celibate now..

Yes master right away master

ooo thanks.. you dont think red leather latex a bit too much with the matching hotpants catsuit?? i put that bit of white fur round the tops of the boots to make it more seasonal as it were..

OI!!!! STOP THAT.. (throws bucket of cold water over both of em)...