h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

terri he already has the ferret run tubes.. i wouldn't really have bought them silly coats.. well not unless they were cheap cheap... i was looking for the ferretone stuff that they are supposed to love so much.. but no luck...

they are little rascals [the ferret boys] ever tried taking their picture with a digital camera...almost impossible as they move so darn much.... every frame was empty of just a tail or something...

frustrating or what?

awww ickle cute ferrits

Dildo all, hope you all had a good weekend!

Ferrets . Well, I suppose someone has to have one!

Burberry have banned those little ferret coats, as they're trying to stop the 'dilution' (or whatever) of the brand since it became the label for chavs .

Update on my pervy friend... I told him to back off on the amount of detail, as it would make me if my husband was getting texts with that much detail from another woman. And now he's turned around and said he thinks we've grown apart and should stop being friends.

Makes me feel like he just wanted me there to boast to . As this mostly seems to be happening since I got married, I wonder if that has something to do with it?

As for what makes me , it has to be nice blue eyes, a cute smile, a hairy chest and a good, squeezable bum .

dildo peeeeple

ferrets
i have never met a ferret
let alone a chav ferret. good lord ...
i find it hard enough to keep a german shephard that is not allowed in the house 99% of the time. .i couldn't cope with one o dem.

i hold my hand up on the australian...
he was v nice, courteous, sexy, but i think he fancied himself more than he fancied me, and he smoked way too much wacky backy.... it lasted about 3 minutes

i do have a lot of ozzie mates tho... does that count?


perfek man.... ok.. i agree on the most important thing and that is the voice. it has to be able to send shivvers down me spine...accent is important as well for me.. (sucker for most of the english/scots accents!!) dont mind too much about shape, but not skinny preferably.. he must have expressive eyes and be a good kisser..
i dealt with a guy thru work for a year and by the time i got to meet him i was half in love with him. he had the most amaxing scots accent and deep sexy voice.. he turned out to be twice my age, bald as a coot and quite tubby.... but i was already smitten and those things mattered a lot less.. i still think he's damn sexy.......



what's today's subject?

Not sure what todays subject is, but we could try wimm'in and cars


Is it just a tin box that gets you from A to B or something like a man's extention of the member?

weelllllll

i do know some people (males) with the penis extension car..
most definitely one in particular, who's girlfriend is just about to have a baby.
this 2 seater red audi that they have (one of those that requires putting hands on the ground to get out) is not exactly suitable for a small baby and he's been seen petting it, polishing and talking to it, crying and trying to come up with any excuse for having 2 cars, which they probably cant afford.
we think it'll have to go...
for more reasons than one!

wimmen i cant help you with.. unless you're looking for christmas presents for the woman in your life.. in that case a simple questionaire may help us find the perfect present (not size 10 red satin underwear, a box of chocolates, or a fluffy bear in most cases surprisingly enough)

Men do seem to find it hard to accept that we really don't care about cars. No really, we don't! Do they start when asked, stop as required, are they comfprtable to drive and do they have enough shopping space? That's it. Colour, engine size, bhp - means zero to us.

(I generalise, of course )

And the correct thing to shout at a Porsche as it drives past is

"Sorry about your penis!"

I'm a rare breed - a woman who probably knows more about cars than most men .

PS - I'd add Ferraris to that list, too, plus anything that's been max-powered.

A young lad driving a max-powered Astra cut me up once, then got annoyed as I caught up with him. When I saw him looking in his rear view mirror I wiggled my little finger in the time-honoured sign of "You have a tiny, tiny penis" and then wound him up even further by keeping up with him up to the traffic lights. From the noise coming from the massively oversized exhaust he was trying to accelerate away, so it couldn't have done his street cred much good to have my little diesel car keeping up without any hassle

Oh! well this is picture of the type of car my missus owns

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.autogallery.org.ru/k/fa/39FrazerNash55Conv1_since1934built315319326327328_Ritzsite_demon_nl.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.autogallery.org.ru/m/frnbmw.htm&h=410&w=600&sz=50&tbnid=H_DniuiKJKQJ:&tbnh=90&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=15&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfrazer-nash%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3D and she loves it!

I drive a 928 Le Mans Porche and i'm about half way through a tear down on a 917 porche

but the family car is a pug 306 which is a nice car if a litle bland

RJR

when looking on the link its the Frazer-Nash-B.M.W. 327/55 one and also my missus one is in cream/blue colours its a really nice looking car!

"Falls over holding his sides after reading Lucky Star's attitude to Porche cars and what Rev J has"

Seems so apt from previous posts,and Im not in the least jealous!!

Ok i just like them porsche and i sort of like the older ones and they must have raced too otherwise i don't rebulid them, i like them with provance!

yeah i know all about the jealousy deep gouges in the paint work, a fag chucked in on the seats, nail varnish chucked over the paint wook and the like! NOTTTTT

i do like cars. i love them.. i dont really go for 2 seaters, but i do like the look of that new jag xk8..
i would love one of those.. (and yes lucky star my willy is so small you cant hardly see it, but i do have airbags all my own in case i ever own a pre-airbag type motor car)

i know about the vindictivness as well RJ ... my ex has a lovely new (ish) mercedes and someone keyed the bonnet. i got so angry on his behalf that i would have done something really arrestable had i gotten hold of the ignorant f'ker that did that. obviously he has never had anything that he's worked hard be able to afford, or he'd not have had the heart to do that to someone else's prize possession...

I have a Hyundai Santafe.. which happens to be the best selling car in Oirland at the moment, though i have seen barely any at all in the UK.. i love it and i wouldn't swap it at the moment for anything.

I work hard for the money to buy the cars for me to rebulid, i have a Fordston tractor too and a Grey Ferguson, a few motorbikes too, not a big collection but they are used on and off for most of the year not just brought out for the odd day and then put away again! what i'm looking for is a 1950/60's GP car a Maserati or Lola something like that to rebulid as i think its something for my collection!

Rev; you & your wife's car MUST come here next September for the "Circuit des Remparts" vintage car rally; pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase!!!

(Will find the link in a minute)

2 legs; if you & your decide on South West France, nice medieaval town for a dirty weekend; you would be most welcome here; i will donate the bedroom, turn the music up & ignore the howls of ecstasy; snarl in utter jealousy; but provide you with gallons of booze & nice food for when you are not pleasuring yourselves into extinction.

Which brings me to my next point. Serious advice needed here, dildo peeps.

Viking, as predicted (yawn) returns;claims he hasn't been off shagging the other woman, continues to say "i am so disturbed emotionally right now i simply can't do sex full stop; most i can manage is a furtive little w**k" OK dear; just watch Tv. "But i do need a " Ok dear, have a ; actually, i quite like those also"

So; he stays the night, i heat up the bedroom, he toddles off upstairs; i do my last post on here & join him; assuming that he is fully clothed & naughties are not an option as we agreed. He is nekkid from waist down. Put my arms round him for nice "just good friends" snuggle. He grabs my hand & wraps it round his willy. What's a girl (or boy!) to do? So; here he is with a stonking hard on & me frustrated as hell... "Does this mean you are up for it?" "Yes; oui, yes, yes!"

The knickers get hurled off with as much speed as possible..." no, non; this is a bad idea; i am an animal; non, non!"

"OK, sod off out of my bed then, bugger off back to your lonely little flat; sorry i am not Claudia Schiffer or even the Bloody Ex!"

"Why are you so agressive towards me?"

He claims "It was just instinct; i always hold onto myself when sleeping; i am a man; this is natural" Well fine; i usually clutch myself too (specially if i need a pee) but tend to realise if it's someone else clutching me & the implications of this; even whilst half asleep!

S**t. S**t.S**t. Advice please; this seems the best thread to do it on! I am not talking about advice on the highly comlex nature of loving a french man; Christ, they have made millions out of books & films about this! Simply the sex side. Should i just give up & look elsewhere (he goes ballistic if i mention this option)or do all out seduction "non, non, i don't like all the make up & sexy stuff; prefer the natural intimacy" or simply rape the idiot "Non; non, no forcing...eh, but i do love a dominant woman"



zdt*frustrated as hell & off to eat & the....te he, Real Life Cat (my bilady friend) arrives tomorrow for 6 days; that will put the cat amongst the pigeons, literally! "WHERE is she going to sleep? In your bed?Make her sleep upstairs; we sleep downstairs...no, i just won't visit."

Circuit des Remparts car race & rally: I did NOT do the translation on this one!

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=http://www.circuit-des-remparts.org/&prev=/search%3Fq%3DCircuit%2Bde%2Bremparts%2BAngouleme%26hl%3Den%26lr%3Dlang_en%7Clang_fr%26sa%3DG

zdt

My advice would be to have your wicked way with him...might as well get some benefit from it! Then yo can send him slimking off to his own flat.

RF

good call reddy, and yes i think it might be worth a trip in the frazer-nash! its what owning a carlike this is all about! visiting and having fun!

Sorry rjr but as far as im concirned you might just as well collect paintings on your wall, Hope you enjoy all the hard work making it look pretty,but do you know what its like going to a race with a racer ?

Ok, I know what your saying, but i would like to know what you think is worth saving for the future generation