h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

2legs - get him a vibrator. It's a present you can both enjoy!

Begone with all this nationality suff. I am the best shag in the world ever. Sorry ladies, you will never experience perfection for perfection treads a different path.

So there.

Hmmf; they probably already have a collection between them in every shape, size & colour!

Te he; why not buy him a nice pussy? Cutesie poo little fluffy kitten, presented in a hatbox with a big pink bow! Then every time he strokes it, he will think of you & go "awwwwwwwww" & kitty will purrr....or claw him to shreds, depends on how kitty is feeling....

Roymondo honey; what are your plans for Christmas; d'you fancy a little trip to France????

zdt

evening willy watchers.

Evening Flakey lady; how goes it?

Distinct lack of willy to watch round here; though they have had "Miss France" on Tv tonight; i turned it off in disgust; tell me chaps; does EVERY (heterosexual) guy only fancy skinny 18 yr olds with big teeth & vacuous smiles? Surely this isn't representative?

And these days the viewers get to vote (& ho ho ho; the phone companies get to gloat!)*but* if all the viewers get to choose from is "more of the same; "d'you want a blonde one; brown one or ginger one,": what about people who might prefer tubby one; short one, one with a brain cell...obviously the whole thing is a farce based on supposed physical perfection but the format has been going for nearly a century; you would think it would have evolved a bit by now!

So: Ms/Mr h2g2 contest: what are we looking for in the ideal contestant?

zdt*2 legs; if you say "16 inch willy"; i will smack you very hard!*

hi terri [waves]

what do i like in a man....big muscular stature... tall....rugged..doesn't have to handsome but heres my big turn on guaranteed wet knickers....deep husky voice

miss world comps are an insult to us women...brainless bimbos who put appearance before everything else...

in for a penny
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/penis-enlargement.jpeg

prof you do inhabit some strange web sites

anyway where can we women [and some men] meet these men?

reputation!, if its daft, I'll find it

well, keep up the good w**k........we need more researchers like you

me! a researcherno, just someone who likes to brings smiles at no cost, each smile that someone has by one of my actions, makes me a millionaire, can't wish for better

Dildo dickheads and peni watches heavy nights drinking last night Hmm, still not sure what to get him.... don't think the cat idea is a good one, don't think he's relaly a fan of pets well except me of course... his little pet we've already I think got a fairish collection of vibrators/dildos Hmm..... maybe I'll just have to go the booze route and get him a bottle or two of something

Dildo everyone!

What do I like in a girl? A couple of brain cells to rub together, and ...er...a degree of enthusiasm! As has been amply demonstrated on the Curvy Girls thread (which has sadly fallen silent), I think most hootooers err on the side of fancying the fuller, more buxom figure.
RF

first quality in a potential partner/lover is someone who is breething followed by their noodle foolowed by their.... yeh, entheusm

Enthusiasm is a must....

So true. 2legs, buy him a toast rack. If he doesn't like toast, I'm sure *you can find something more interesting to do with it.

yay curvy girls are more popular but sometimes wish i was somewhat less curvy....but there you go can't have everything in life.. have the reasonable ammount of intelligence... very patient tolerant personality...big knockers.. but too much curves...

what should 2 legs buy for new beau?? something hobby related?? a nice meal and film..... a weekend away for xmas..a mini break as briget jones would enthuse.... a technical gadget that is not a dildo...

you'll have to tell us his hobbys.. mine is easy he likes fishing, fish keeping, guitars [just learning] and his ferrets... i was going to try and get those burberry ferret coats when i was in NY but the only pet shop i found had nothing ferret related in it at all.. so i bought a bag of chews for the doggies instead...

Yea, I was a thinking about the weekend away thing too but that would be a kinda self centred gift too wouldn't it, as I'd get to go with him not a bad idea though but probably something of an actual too to give to him, as the break/weekend away would have to be after Christmas now as we're both bisy up to then I think

You can't buy a ferret lover a ferret coat!!!! A nice gift for a ferret lover (and free, always a bonus) is one of the 3 metre long cardboard tubes they wrap lino & carpet around; laid down in the hall it will provide hours of fun & exercise for both humans & their ferret.

How about giving your new a pen, 2legs? Engraved with his name & the legend " a penis just a pen but XXX is for Christmas, be my wife!"

zdt

no no 2 legs the weekend away is sooo romantic.. i'd love it myself.. how about somewhere like prague or transylvania.. atmospheric, romantic can't you see yourself cuddling up?

go for early jan when prices are good too...don't forget good memories are better than presents which break, quickly become obsolete or the batteries run out

Oooo going abroad now theres an idea January.... maybe somwehre like Spain or France shall investigate me thinks