h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Either that or she just enjoyed herself.

for women it is not all genital as it tends to be for men. Mind and/or the whole body are or can be involved. Not all female orgasms are the same, not all come from the same place (i.e. for a man an orgasm will tend to be centred around the genital area).

If I dont even know what's happening to me after a certain point, then I know it's being done right

car size or garage size does not matter.

it's to do with how you move, how you feel, how you breathe, how turned on you are, how the other person responds to you. you have to have responses and interaction. after that it's all just mechanics.

you cant just park the car in the garage and expect it to be serviced. ..

(i was going to insert a heap of 'piston','big end','fuel injection' and 'drive shaft' type comparrisons, but i have a report to get ready for noon today so i'll leave your imaginations to do the work..
you know what i mean.

Of course the most important thing to check is that you've checked that everything's nicely lubricated. Never run the engine dry, it'll likely seize up and the pistons tend to score the cylinders. And getting it started again will involve a lengthy and complicated strip down and rebuild with lots of new parts and some luck!

That's really down to good preparation and maintenance. I've always prided myself on my management skills, and that's a big part of it
Prior preparation and planning prevent P**s poor performance, coupled with a little artistic flair We're human and individuals, attention to detail and vagaries of type helps.

Sorry for slow response...

Apparently it was a case of her being "taken aback." And I was rewarded for my efforts at bed time. Wont say what, but it worked for me.

So, I may be more FM than DAB, but it's all music.

Of course, if you're only interested in a woman's brains it won't matter what she thinks about your penis

Blimey this one just refuses to lie down

Bragging !

ear we go again.................

Good It's up again

it's nice to have a old thread, buffed and polished

Is this one still going strong? My, the wonder of modern pharmaceuticals.

<<Blimey this one just refuses to lie down <<

I doubt it, but I won´t abandon hope. It may raise again as luscious and lusty as it was at the beginning. Let´s see if this little soft bud takes its proper bright purple colour.

women like penises

its just the dick thats attatched to them they object to

Having mentioned modern pharmaceuticals...what's the feminine reaction to them? Is it:

a) Huh! I should be enough for him to get it up!

or

b) Glad to have some help.

Yea! the peni people are back.... But will they be as big the second time round on their 'come-back' tour as they were whilst back all thoat time ago
err... what were we talking about?

Oh no 2legs has got hold of the penis

to late

How did you know!

Damn, must rmember to turn this webCam off sometimes when its streaming a public video