h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ahhh. yea my squeeze suffers from similar, except it's more like willy alzheimers or short term memory loss.. *hmmm.. we havent done it now for an age, (having just done it in the car on the way home from a walk in the woods) lets do it.... (fumble fumble, pant pant, squeaallll, snore)*....
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....(said gruffly into ear )* c'mere mmm mmmmm..mmmmmmmmmmm gimmie love now or i'll sulk* (strangely irresistable, even at 3am when you would much rather sleep)


.... and so on and so on at intrevals until the sun comes up and the alarm goes off.

so the jury is out on the 5 times in 24 hours.. the current excuse is that it was my birthday.

i do agree, but i'll have trouble getting him to also agree.
and in reality i cant complain. (and when i'm asleep on the desk in about an hour at least my boss will not have to listen to me yattering on)
he'll be gone from me in couple weeks and then you'll have me on here whinging so we'll put up and shut up (and lets be honest thoroughly enjoy ourselves while we debate the issue further)

I still have my online time monitored by the speccy jobsworth that runs our IT. Thus run the risk of ibnstant suspension everytime I'm on here during working hours He wouldn't understand the light relief gained by a little diversion and amusement here from the stresses of my work, sitting in his office pontificating to us on the landings.

(and lets be honest thoroughly enjoy ourselves while we debate the issue further) Let's just remeber we don't have control over the age range reading these missives I wouldn't want to be locating you with the rest of my clientele, a good bit of innuendo and use of good English is usually safe Wouldn't want to scare the animals or unsettle my aged parents, eh.

Rummaging is ok, I guess.

sorry. have i said something to offend nortirascal?
this particular thread has gotten away with a lot of debauchery, with only the odd 'swiped' comment.. i do try to keep things tongue in cheek but indeed as you say, anyone can read this thread, and they would have pretty much the whole shootin gallery in information if they read it back to it's murky beginnings!.

have to go. cloaked techie is approaching as we speak!.

Dont mind him

Who me?

yes you, grumpy.

Apropos, bring it on Pirate Wench. I'm just an old poacher turned gamekeeper I've done my penance on the naughty step here for quite a few faux pas, ask Robyn, she knows

eye

nose

nuffink

bout ennyfink.

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!

Willies are such fun. I'm glad I'm a bloke, never a dull moment

*Goes off to rummage*

I'm fully expecting a *tut* now, think I've earnt it the past few days and a "major" incident to deal with yesterday

that's why you've been grumpy! You've been saving up!

i do try, but i suspect my mother reads this thread sometimes, so i gots to keep it in a language that only dogs can hear!.

major incident? are you alright?
did you make a mess?

hate that.

Waaaaaa!!!!! Haaaaaaaa!!!!! You're on my friends list now, whatever that is, so there's no escape

Now you understand Never write anything you wouldn't want your mother to read, or at least write with enough innuendo (that's not meant to be gay by the way! ) that she would never understand.
Well, I think that's how it works Fresh underpants please

Major incident was fine, nil, staff one. My underwear was fine, didn't faze me in the least, but that's what I'm trained to do.

Yep' you're so right, as usual Robyn. Like ripe melons they is

Innuendo is one thing Norti. Simple euphemisms are not quite so subtle as you may think...

Things have to be kept simple for us blokes

As Michael Bentine said - God gave men brains and penises, but only enough blood to run one at a time. I am soooo Scorpio

you very much are!

I must think on this further Other things to do and convo's to write up

I meant to add

oh oh goodie goodie.. *jumps up and down and claps hands, dizzy blonde that i am*.. i'm a scorpio too.. and i'm on a 'friends list'. i feel so wanted and popular

and, just to note that my mother had a blue'r mind than mine, it'll allow us quite a lot of rope with which to hang ourselves. it's just i didnt want her to necessarily read stuff on here and then put 2 and 2 together ha ha. thats a story for another time.

I'm rather looking forward to that story

It's great being here, I get to choose 'friends', I do hate to be picked last, so problem solved - I can play team Captain

Quite what that has to do with my wicked willie, I've really no idea

There is this bloke I know...

This morning he was had his *car in the garage*, and was fiddling with the tuning dial of her radio... She got the station she wanted, and for the first time by this method.

But, aftwerwards she passed comment on how she lost track of where the car was as the station was found.

Q. Is her garage too big, or the car too small, or did she just get lost in the process of finding the station.

It is a question, as I've always had a suitible car before with other passengers, and been able to find the station with some skill *apparently*.

Could it be she is playing mind games?