h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

its 02:00 in the morning if anyone is awake they are either ed up or Wing

and the thought of a quick is not that far from all our minds

But It's only 2:00 am where you are Taff , me already had breakfast n thinking about lunch

its 03:30 now and i got pete mitchell on, just had the floyd and comfortably numb

<>is that a penis comment????

The Ed Hawkin singers *O Happy Day * for me on the radio , can't beat that

sister act is on tv this afternoon

the nuns do a version of that

Yep I heard one that too , the kids voice does a wobbly which works well ,Got to go out for bread in a mo ,nought for lunch

not having a sunday roast????

Want to say *one word* diet

all the veg is good for you, a little gravy and a nice chiken breast

so conversation is about breasts now???????

suits me

Just been shopping and saw the most beautiful arse wrapped in black jeans, now my mrs is a size 7 and I reckon this one was smaller than that but just drop dead gorgeous , she could come and sit on my face anytime

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can you lick your nose and breath through your ears?????

If I had to

Ah,now you're talking. P'haps I should be rejoining the convo now

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Breast or leg, its always such a difficult choice to make, especially now with the credit crunch, deflation and such-like: Do we anymore have the right to say, - "Either or?", "why not both?"
I'm quite partial to breast, but have a particular fondness for leg as well... Oh the Quandry.
Noticed a what might be to some in the same circumstance, worrying trend re my knickers draw recently.... The proportion of male underwear to female undergarments seems to have altered
These lacey things are just so... lacey

Well, I almost became a leg man some years ago when a male colleague used to pick up a female colleague from the stop from which I used to catch a to w*rk. He had an old-fashioned sports car with a long bonnet and running boards. Instead of opening the door to get in, she just used to step over the door.She had long blonde hair, down to her waist, and used to wear a black leather micro skirt... .

Fortunately, I manfully managed to retain my allegiance to (/\)

But surely, by seeing afore mentioned legs entering sports car, this must have made you immediately go out and want to buy a sports car...? no?... Damn, just discovered major flaw in sports-car advertising stratogy

Oh i love men you know whats they are lovely smooth and spit cream they are fun to play with lets just say me and my husband have loads of fun with his and battery operated ones