h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Robyn, gluttony is having too much food, there's no way you can have too much sex.

Trust me, there is!

What about if your on a diet? Like me

Too much sex, when the sides of your penis are red-raw, skin peeling off, maybe a little blood, and your so numb you may wait a 1000 times longer than normal before you 'get there' yourself; she's feeling "a bit sore too."

Fantastic!

Or you've plain old had enough. I dont know about you but my whole body is included in a good orgasmic experience. Eventually the muscles simply wont contract any more, I'm thoroughly exhausted and my brain is crying out for ice cream and some crap telly so I can calm the hell down

Ice cream, mmm, maybe yogurt, least you can spread that on the sore bits, or nipples and lick it off in some kind of "after play" half-assed attempt to be sexy.

good bob no. Keep the food away from the sex. I dont mind it being related to sex, but it shouldn't be physically included in it!

Yes RF and I "know" each other in real life
Thought this was real life

I'm just waiting to see how long it is before Fluffylump gets modded for that one. Glad I got to appreciate it first, in my emaciated state.

red raw? ouch. if i ever do that i'll surely blame 2legs. and then i'll probably a little and carry on regardless!

talking of painful experiences, sand is particularly painful when it gets into places you don't want it. beaches are never going to be fun to me again!

fluffylump to get modded! Where why what for how many , it was 2legs I tell you!

Once I had a bruise on my todger, quite how I got it remains an unknown, aliens , maybe, could be it was a kind of 'love bite' as I don't recall "hitting it" apart from with the missus so to speak.

Hi AyeBee, good ta see ya!

Food n sex.....mmmmm

A spank on the behind, yup. A slap on the face, nope.

Wish I didn't bruise quite so easily errr erm err something. Yes, or no, or err yeh, I mean, like, err yeh.

Eak! Beatrice is here! I have to be on best behaviour now.

As for food and sex, then I suppose saying that last weekend I took the girlfriend to the beach early, there we had breakfast, very romantic, then we got our bits out...













... Bit of jam, bit of butter, bit of coisants, and so on. You was making your own version up then, wasn't you?!

Which led to a very nice weekend, nuff said.

beatrice is it! well in that case i'm changing my name to Muriel..
i believe there's a (coughcoughfiftythcoughcough) coming up in your genital vacinity...

nod nod wink wink. hope you have a good time, wherever you're going for that..
if theres any weather there, bring it back with you pleeez.

ok. as you were.. you can unzip again.

Bet they don't get these topics come up in the silver threads and WI Wrinkly sex, suppose I'm just going to have to get used to it or join a monestry. Thank goodness I have the memories of a mis-spent youth

Well the Beatrissing is all your fault really, as it came from Talk Like A Pirate Day !

Yes, someone is 50 soon, and I'm whisking him off to a mysterious secret location

But don't tell him, it's a surprise.

ahhh, beatrice bodice ripper type of thing is it!..yes, suits you.
and he (of the half centenary) told me. so he knows about the secret and appears to be docile and compliant in the co operation for same, awaiting his fate in a state of demure acceptance as is his wont.. (yea right!)

i will expect a run down of the event in due course.
enjoy

After rigorous assessment my boyfriend and I have discovered that more than 5 times in 24 hours is too much.

BEG

You can never have enough of a good thing. It's undoubtably why my wife insists I suffer from a senile penis - it keeps wandering off, gets confused about where it's supposed to be, and doesn't know what to do when it gets there I can assure you it does!