h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Meat and two veg.' Never liked that phrase, but "love spuds" is kind of funny.

I find it distasteful. Funny ol thing, taste.

Must be the soap I'm using.

that's terrible....just terrible!



but I like it

Plums anyone?

From what I've heard, norti, yours will be a little 'sun drenched' for my liking.

Very few chances to "tan my backside" with the poor summer we've been having, however after a brief rummage (there's a lot of complicated stuff down there needs constant re-adjustment) I have to agree the plums have indeed been reduced to prunes, or worse, shrunken walnuts
I really must get out more.

I knew you'd not shy from that one

I'm like putty in your hands, Minx. *sigh* in my dreams *sigh*

Get in line Norti, get in line

*pushes to the front of the queue

All this talk of ... food... is making me... quite.... hugnry

Here, have a tinned hot dog

*sneak sneak sneak*

i'll take that!

Speaking of which, I really do need some food. And I hope I get my phone call today. I'm missing my friend. PMT creates a strong need for food and cuddles you know.

2legs will be here soon to give the cuddles!

Aw, I'll steal that one for now, retro! I'm not fussy and any cuddle is a good cuddle by my standards!

*curls up like a cat and snores loudly*

*cuddles up to the figure curled up like a
someone say hotdog?

i love that word 'rummage'. it's so .... visual.

That's MUCH better. Thank you 2legs! *drops back off to sleep*

*Rummage* It's a bloke thing, we know how things should dangle and it's so much fun checking, despite the risk effects to my visual faculties.