h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*subtley points at the motel up the street, blinky lights, offers of 'accessories' for a nominal fee ... *

*whoops !!! not lurking here, honest !!! ... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*

*phew, that was close ... *

I deny. everything? anythign?
nothing

Would those be RED blinky lights perchance Nick Only what I've been told, you understand

singapore grip?

please....elaborate...

I thought it was something to do with gold, and getting oneself out of the bunkers... Clearly I'm wrong

Well, I've never heard of it before, but it definitely appears to be an occupational hazard of piercing the bearded clam!

Elaboration as requested - A Singapore grip refers to pelvic floor muscle control, particularly the ability to control the vaginal walls, need I say more I'll leave the rest to your fertile imaginations as the name implies, but I like it

oh right...
yea i gathered that, but i thought it was a technique within the technique if u get me.

i think it's probably something that is also referrred to as 'milking'.
i'm very well read

The technique is definately within. It certainly impresses (or milks if you prefer ) me. I can't get enough Perhaps I need to get out more.
I could certainly never go "batting for the other side". I'm fairly sure it's one trick the confirmed bachelors could never achieve, coupled with the fact I really like women far too much.

my ears, my innocent little ears! when will it stop

tape up your ears.
try putting tiny recordings of heavy classical music in there and then tape them up. after that you can pretty much cope with anything, just smile and nod.

Hair stroking?

Oh, does anyone else hate genitals being referred to as food? It's the only terms I hate. Funny the things we object to, innit?

Food? Must be lunchtime

I *am* hungry...

not for clams, strangely...

Muffin?

B

mmmm... I do like a muffin.

mmmmmmmm.....muffin

I'm starting to get the munchies, though is often the answer to everything and there's less risk of me going blind, my Mum told me.

Muffin is good... But I useually prefer somethign meatier....