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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 22, 2008
*subtley points at the motel up the street, blinky lights, offers of 'accessories' for a nominal fee ... 
*
*whoops !!! not lurking here, honest !!! ... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*
*phew, that was close ... *
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 23, 2008
I deny. 
everything? anythign? 
nothing 
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nortirascal Posted Aug 23, 2008
Would those be RED blinky lights perchance Nick 
Only what I've been told, you understand
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Aug 23, 2008
singapore grip?
please....elaborate...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 23, 2008
I thought it was something to do with gold, and getting oneself out of the bunkers... Clearly I'm wrong 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Aug 23, 2008
Well, I've never heard of it before, but it definitely appears to be an occupational hazard of piercing the bearded clam! 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Aug 24, 2008
Elaboration as requested - A Singapore grip refers to pelvic floor muscle control, particularly the ability to control the vaginal walls, need I say more
I'll leave the rest to your fertile imaginations as the name implies, but I like it
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Aug 24, 2008
oh right...
yea i gathered that, but i thought it was a technique within the technique if u get me. 
i think it's probably something that is also referrred to as 'milking'.
i'm very well read
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Aug 25, 2008
The technique is definately within. It certainly impresses (or milks if you prefer ) me. I can't get enough Perhaps I need to get out more.
I could certainly never go "batting for the other side". I'm fairly sure it's one trick the confirmed bachelors could never achieve, coupled with the fact I really like women far too much.
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RetroHolo Posted Aug 26, 2008
my ears, my innocent little ears! when will it stop 
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Aug 26, 2008
tape up your ears.
try putting tiny recordings of heavy classical music in there and then tape them up. after that you can pretty much cope with anything, just smile and nod.
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 26, 2008
Hair stroking?
Oh, does anyone else hate genitals being referred to as food? It's the only terms I hate. Funny the things we object to, innit?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 26, 2008
Food? Must be lunchtime
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 26, 2008
I *am* hungry...
not for clams, strangely...
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 26, 2008
mmmm... I do like a muffin.
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nortirascal Posted Aug 26, 2008
I'm starting to get the munchies, though 
is often the answer to everything and there's less risk of me going blind, my Mum told me.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 26, 2008
Muffin is good... But I useually prefer somethign meatier.... 
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