h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'I was wondering of those women who think size matters, what do you think is the ideal size for a dick?'

well. speaking from personal experience. i'd say about 6 foot 2, 180 lbs, brown curly hair. but i'm sure they come in all shapes and sizes.

What about a Tom or Harry

Men don't have small penis, it's just some women have giant muffs.

damn, I appear to have laughed too much, ed coffee over teh keyboard, and wet myself. again.

'...it's just some women have giant muffs.' Nothing worse that waving one's member around in a damp dustbin!

Stop it! stop it!; I only just put clean knickers on and now there wet again
Just remember to wear your protective head gear whilst exploring down there

'I only just put clean knickers on and now there wet again...' P'haps you should make a contribution to this thread, 2legs: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F127730?thread=5787560

Seven and a half inches (measured erect and up the side) and just big enough that I have to squeeze it to get my thumb and middle finger to meet around it at the thinnest point below the head.

But as is oft repeated, that's not what matters *the most*.

What matters the most is who it's attatched to, how much effort they put in and what you give them to work with.

I dont know about other women but I liken myself to a violin. Play me right and I'll sing for you, effortlessly, for hours. But if you dont know how to even get started (or how to take instruction. You do NOT know best!) there'll be horrible noises, lots of frustration and everyone will get bored really quickly...

7 and a half inchs plus works well for me too.... But that is coming at it as it were, from a slightly differnt angle.... or at least 'line of approach'

gosh robyn.. you sound awfully nice.. either that or you have small hands....

*sticks out hand and smiles winsomely*

have we met?

Ooh, no, see, not 'plus'. I like seven and a half inches. It's just the right size for me. not so big it hurts, but just big enough to make things exciting when I'm in that sort of mood

Also, my right hand-span is a reliable and accurate 7.5 inches. It seems like it was designed...

Ooh, sorry! *shakes hands*

I dont have tiny hands, but I dont have the longest fingers, I am awfully nice and no, we haven't met

did anyone happen to tune into the documentary about vagina improvement ops on (i think) Channel 4 last night?
was most interesting (if a little rediculous)i thought, but seems to be a genuine concern to some people, size;shape etc... i thought it was a well rounded documentary, also giving the men's input (in general seemed to be... ''ehhhh. dunno, never noticed, never looked at it too closely to be honest'') and sparked off a very honest and interesting conversation between meself and me better half as a result.

we really do think too much about it all dont we? personally i dont know what all the fuss is with women's 'marys' ! i've yet to see one i like ha ha.


i know this is the P thread, i just thought i'd throw that in the mix. dont want to go to the trouble of starting a V thread, too lazy.

I have a bi friend who said she does like it when she finds a pretty one, but they are rare, most are indifferent, few are ugly. Mostly they do what they say on the tin!

I've met one or two ugly peni in my time, and two really attractive ones. the rest, again, are indifferent.

'...the rest, again, are indifferent'.


Reminds me of the little boy who, in class one day, asked, 'Please Miss, what does 'indifferent' mean'.


Ooh! That's quite a difficult oine, Johnny. Where've you heard it used?'

Well I couldn't sleep last night and Mummy and Daddy were making a lot of noise. Then I overheard Mummy moan and say,

'Ooh, that feels lovely. I think you must have it in diferent.'

Now look wat u gon and don.... I've wet meself again

2 legs.. i think you might have problem with yer waterworks. i'd get that checked if i were you. or try applying a jubilee clip when going in to read hootoo entries..

just a thort

naa, its alright, I put the rubber knickers on today just to be sure

Hangs head and slinks away.

dont hide from 2leg's incontinence! If the rest of us have to put up with him and his lax pelvic floor then so do you!