h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hidden Post 9960, included a working link to an online retailer, and not your average high street store.

Oh, one of those* shops not that I'd know about such shops mind

Has anybody had occasion to use a condom after a long time of not using one, (with the normal partner still) and how did it make you feel emotionally?

ahhhh. it's like meeting up with an old friend!. i have been on very seldom in the last year or 2, but am inching back (in other words i have found a way of getting round the server in work so that it thinks i'm someone else and therefore does not block me from the 'fun' sites!!)

anyway, back to the excuses. we have a friend who's a nurse in A&E and she has lots of such stories, my favorite is the guy that came in with a mars bar 'lost' to human retrieval up where the sun dont shine...
the story goes that the poor guy got out of the shower, and unfortunately slipped and 'fell' on the mars bar... (of course we all keep unwrapped mars bars lying about for after our showers dont we readers??). . anyhow, after much big-eyed mortification, the docs gave him benefit of doubt, and said it'd melt and he'd probably 'expel' it.... and yes indeed, after much humming and hawing out it came, almost in one piece.. why?.. cos it had a condom on it..

hmmmmmm..

oopsy! a mars bar? isn't exactly the first item I'd think about using... for anal experimentation

You make it sound like you have a top ten.

B

'a mars bar? isn't exactly the first item I'd think about using... for anal experimentation...'


But there is the famous story involving Mick Jagger and Marianne Faihful...agreed, this wasn't anal, but it's a small step...

hee hee, I should imagine that there are certain people on this site with a top 20, not just a top 10.

Personally, food should go in the mouth. I dont even like having sticky fingers, let alone anything else!

Well, there some appropriately-shaped/sized other foodstuffs that aren't sticky... A38320517, (I wish there was a lascivious 'rolling the tongue around inside of the mouth a la Frankie Howerd type of , )

AGreed!
IU'm terrible really, I'll get half way through eating a baguette, and then decide my fingers are too sticky and so wash my hands before finisheing eating it.. and then of course wash them again
Guess it depends though on what has made your fingers sticky
a top Twenty list?!: I'd struggle with a top five... though I think I know what would be at the no.1 spot.... and I do mean spot

I got my certificate through theis morning CErtificate of virginity.... seems that its been... a while and you get re-registered as a virgin after a period of... abstanance maybe I shoudl have the certificate framed

...or just put in on fire... useless piece of paper anyhow, since there are no means of telling an sexually experienced person from a non-one.

Nope, I've mistaken a few 'experienced' ones for virgins. It can be embarrassing when they take it personally. It's even worse when they still dont try and learn from their mistakes!

(surely when you know you're doing something wrong, and it's something you enjoy doing, you normally would take advice and guidance where offered? Right? Apparently not where sex is concerned!)

>>> since there are no means of telling an sexually experienced person from a non-one. <<<

Got a profile on *any* on-line dating site, they will have had at least eight 'lovers' before you get your go. They may claim to be innocent, not very experienced, *but* should you get to see an MSM script of chat they had with one of there on-line contacts... You name it, they've done it.

I´m sure this has been mentioned before, but there is quite a backlog here. I was wondering of those women who think size matters, what do you think is the ideal size for a dick?

women like big penis

Is that what they tell you?

B

'I was wondering of those women who think size matters, what do you think is the ideal size for a dick?'

Surely that is very dependent on the size of the woman

Perhaps we'll have to set up a study to see if there is a correlation of ratio between height of woman and preferred length:girth of male member

Cam O join your research group?; We could apply for offical university funding and everything