h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

damn... that was close

Remember your a tena lady now 2legs!

damn... that were real close...a nd I've just showered and everything

The best time for a 'shower' is just after a shower, apparently. (and just before another one...)

My girlfriend can go for hour without visiting a 'bathroom', I hope to Christ she does not want to investigate 'showers' I'd be all as sea.

i like mine.

pelvic floors!!! there's a whole 'nother topic waiting in the wings..

my wings are not representitive of my pelvic floor, which is nicely developed. I liken it to an internal six-pack

I think a muscular pelvic floor (six-pack) is a very desirable trait in women. Such control

Yep.

I know.

it makes it better for us too, better muscles give a better orgasm.

Although I did have a special friend with a sensitive penis who couldn't handle it. That was funny. (although not for him, apparently...)

*nods sagely*

I would have thought there is few things better than being "in the grips" of a woman as she get to the point of no return.

Think I'd better retreat from this convo before I start suffering from some of 2legs' problems

Can't wait to see his reaction to the above when he gets here

I'm slightly scared...

I'm so glad I'm not a bloke, women would scare the out of me!

Women scare the living hoovery-geebys out of me, I mean, asides anythign else, its the riding crops, paddles, leather belts and ankle cuffs, and handcuffs, and clamps and.... whaja mean not all* women are like that? Actually women are so scarey.... no wonder i'm practically gay I'm too to react quite right at the moment; a day of theraputic laundry, spring cleanign the kitchen and living rooma nd spare room

Occasionally in moments of clarity i step outside myself and realise that yep, we're incomprehensible and when we're on form, downright fearful to behold!

I discovered last weekend that a moment's vulnerability, carefully placed, makes men feel so much more at ease!

Oh I don't know... just loosening the wrist restraints a bit can make men feel at ease too.... for a moment

I prefer to loosen the chains than the cuffs themselves, 2legs. Relax the muscles but not the mind...

See!:: See!:: Women!; they're just evil