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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 24, 2008
If you're not happy, then you need to weig up why and put it against how much you love her.
Do you love her or are you very fond of her? Love is a different feeling altogether, in my experience, but when you are worried you might hurt someone it's very easy to make yourself believe that fondness or a brotherly love is passionate Love. Only you know and if it's not making you happy.
I always ask myself. Am I settling for less than I can have?
And if things aren;t perfect, sexually, talk about it!
Oh, and a quick tip - Horse riders have fantastic core muscles. That includes pelvic floor and stomach. They also tend to be reasonably flexible and strong 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Jun 24, 2008
Horse riders, don't get me started! 
http://www.tackinthebox.com/images/Products/rider/cl304_200.jpg
Umm, I just have to go do something, umm, private, back in 20 mins!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 24, 2008
What you having a bath and a nap as well? See you in five... 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Jun 24, 2008
Why how long does it take you to nip to B&Q and get that DIY project done? 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 24, 2008
Oh... I get a man in...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Jun 24, 2008
*make note* She didn't say "... get a little man in."
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 24, 2008
Hey, if I'm paying for a service, I expect it done by someone up to the job! And if he's little he'll have to bring his own ladder, that's all I'm saying!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Jun 24, 2008
If it were a big job, would you give him a hand, or go for the extra labour option?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 24, 2008
Well, I'm not averse to having an extra workman or mechanical aids where required. It's all about health and safety and safeguarding your employees... I dont want to find myself a good workman and have him injure himself while working for me, do I??
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jun 24, 2008
There must be a medical term for this particular affliction... 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 24, 2008
Which affliction? Being in need of a craftsman? It's not an affliction, it's merely requiring a good job to be well done...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jun 24, 2008
I meant the affliction that could be accrued to the unfortunate male digit whilst pleasuring said woman. (I imagine that prolongingf this activity could cause intense wear and tear to knuckle joints. I'm sure this is a recognised medical condition with some pompous name )
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 24, 2008
yours has a knuckle joint!
I dunno if that's cool or freaky, but I'm curious nonetheless!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Jun 24, 2008
I'd guess "clitorides digitulus." Imagine asking the doc 
to sign you a week off work with that.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jun 25, 2008
Well., it's definitely the kind of thing one sees in the British Medical Journal, on a par with injuries caused by males trying to undo bra straps:
http://student.bmj.com/issues/02/07/news/224.php
... and injuries to the 'male member' caused by vacuum cleaners:
http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/picrender.fcgi?artid=1968092&blobtype=pdf
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 25, 2008
Why do men insist on trying that even though there's plenty of evidence that it will probably end in tears. and tears...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jun 25, 2008
... and then there's the other instances of foreign bodies up the a**se:P
http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/picrender.fcgi?artid=1476891&blobtype=pdf
(I was trying tio find one that I read years ago concerning a vibrator. The unfortunate guy lost his grip on it and it "continued burrowing North like an electronic mole"
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 25, 2008
the lightbulb is always a classic. And yes, anything that can be let go of!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Jun 26, 2008
Illuminating.
Of all the objects on the planet, why choose something made of glass! "DANGER, DANGER WILL ROBINSON!"
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 26, 2008
Quite!
Bob only knows.
Not quite as good as the concrete enema.. That's a classic Darwin moment, surely?
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