h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There´s a very famous video, at least here, about a guy giving a massage to a girl. It´s amazing what a hand can do. I tell you, AMAZING! No toys can compare to it.

I seem to have had many conversations with women about vibrators...who are just friends and one said she uses a rabbit type but doesn't set off the inner and outer vibration at the same time as it is pure sensory overload and she can't cope.

Do you ever get that feeling that you just want to pop home and try something out...?

I can´t wait any longer! to the erotic shop!

If I had any kind of real sense of morality I'd be quite disgusted with myslef for the sheer amount of money I've spent on ... things *suddnely remembers teh order he's almost* placed for some additions to the collection*

All I can say the quality and price is better off the net than from that well known high street store...what's it called? 'Anne Wintertons'?

Aye, they do one or two rather interesting looking implements, but I know from several visits that their underwear is cheap and nasty, the fabrics aren't particularly nice and their shapes and sizes are odd... Nobody I know has breasts that shape! (that was with their larger sizes, in the early days of mainstream shops bothering to make 'sexy' underwear in anything over a C cup).

£70 quid for a vibrator's damned ridiculous though, I'd rather have a £15 one and spend the rest on some nice underwear, some strawberries, a blindfold...

I found... or at least was told* by a friend* that some of the cheaper ones, 10 squids and under can be a bit.... plastic and cheap (though some arn't bad), but that at about the 20 squids mark there are some quite.... good ones'.... well thats what he told me but once your up to thirty forty fifty and beyond.... nope can't imagine what else they might 'offer'

I just go with Krug and strawberrys.........

I think i've seen that video...

Their lingere certianly isn't the best from either material quality or the type of garments that can be bought. The range on the net can suit many a situation!

Ah a bottle of Krug...he thingsa woman can do with a mouthful of sparkling champagne.

who's on about the mouth

On the underwear front, I've been pleasantly surprised by the quality, design and price from a french-named high-street lingerie chain... Something for everybody!!!

>>...what's it called? 'Anne Wintertons'?

Don't you mean 'Anne Widdecombe's'?










Christ! Now *there's* an unwanted mental image.

Can I see the video? Someone send me a link...

Speaking of lingerie...there's a branch of Agent Provocateur in Glasgow. The assistants are very pleasant and very helpful...and wear *very* low-cut outfits. It's damn difficult maintaining eye contact with them.

A mates wife is well-stacked around the bust area and needs to go to a special bra-shop for the larger ed lady.

He was quite amused to see a photo board inside the shop introducing you to the staff e.g. 'Hi, I'm Jodie and I'm a 36FF.'

He said it was difficult not to go round the shop with a voice in his head going 'Hi, Jodie and you're a 36FF.' when he saw her.

Edward the Bonobo

>>...what's it called? 'Anne Wintertons'?

Don't you mean 'Anne Widdecombe's'? >

Anne Wintertons not much better...a bigotted Christian like Widders and an expenses cheat too.

Did she sneak a vibrator onto her expenses claim? Hey...if Jacqui Smith's Research Assistant can claim for masturbatory aids...