h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooo speaking of Champaign, there is an interesting bit of fun to be had with a woman, a bottle of champaign and a tongue. No I really don't need to elaborate on that any further do i?
Needless to say the bubbles in teh champaign combined with the action of a tongue can produce quite 'interesting' sensations for the woman concerned. Does always feel a bit sacrilidge to do it with a decent* bottle of bubbles though but... it can be kind of worth it if a little messy on the bedsheets (but like they were goign to be that* clean anyhow by the end of the night?)

the use of champoo and a bellybutton and then...............


its a great

As they say in Germany...

Sekt and drugs and rock'n'roll.

Never used champagne, however, quietly humming produces rather pleasant sensations on whoever is being... stimulated.

'Can you hum The Stars And Stripes Forever?'

Ooooooooh ... I never thought of humming ....

Mol

A kazoo might be quite effective...

I want to come back to literature.
3dots,
I´ve read that article you linked in post 10228. It´s highly recommendable. Very funny and interesting.
She comments on a survey about British women´s opinion on their sex lifes. Summarising: some British men suffer "delusions of glandeur"

I certainly would read her book "In bed with"

she says" But as wordplay is foreplay for women(how else is Woody Allen still getting laid?) it seems logical that women could write well about sex"

I agree on that absolutely. It´s almost a truism. Why we shouldn´t?

Words are foreplay, yessss! indeed. And words work in your brain, and sex happens in your brain... That´s why erotic literature it`s so enjoyable.


Robyn,
You´re right about the lack of good porn/erotic films for hetero women. But a bit of google will give you some titles.
I´d like to watch Five stories for Her

Woody Allen:

'I'm thinking of buying some Braille pornography and rubbing against my genitals.'

'Needless to say the bubbles in teh champaign combined with the action of a tongue can produce quite 'interesting' sensations for the woman concerned...'

Hmm, maybe sherbert would work just as well without wasting perfectly good champagne - and leave an even more satisyfing mess on the be linen

maybe sherbert would work just as well without wasting perfectly good champagne <<<

From another point of view: the waste is the taste of a woman aroused. As long as she hadn´t eaten asparragus, raw onion or something similar...

Granted that the taste and the smell is not the same all the month, but if you can control that, the best time is when a woman is ovulating. So let´s dring the champagne or the wine first and then enjoy Afrodita´s softness.

Space dust?

But indeed, mar...the combination of food and sex doesn't really do it for me generally. Although occasional fun can be had hiding a strawberry somewhere...

or chocolate to be licked out of .)(.

or out of ¡

or / for those Nature have made it inclined

Nah! I don't like the messiness of chocolate. Although I don't mind...other messiness.

or out of ¿
for those Nature has been capricious with

Hee hee! I wish I could find a Spanish inverted exclamation mark on my keyboard. It's rather apt.