h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, of course I *say* 'both people'. Numbers are flexible I think.

Welllll... shower isn't that important but basic hygiene is quite important .. let's just say that I don't like the taste of stale urine and if I want smelly soft cheese I'll make myself a camembert sandwich

Yes, good personal hygine is pretty-damn important ... especially for certain 'activities' one might get involved in with a partner... or for that matter partners
However, there is somethign to be said for an individuals own 'smell', as opposed to the smell of Imperial Leather, or whatever soap/shower gell it might be... err, not like bad* smell of an individual, sweat isn't generlaly that appealing a smell well stale sweat, but there is somethign to be said for the feramones that people produce and ... yeh, stale urine really isn't very appatising

I like the feel of my own skin when it's freshly washed and shaved (damn legs!) but so long as all involved in intimacy are *clean* then *freshly washed* is not so important to me.

I've been doing some research. I'm not quite* ready yet to report back on my scientific findings

please, enlighten us, oh Lordy!

My extensible research, both wide ranging and in-depth, has produced a variety of data, both qualitive and quantitive, as I have done this for the greater good of man kind (and woman kind too probably), I feel it is my duety to ensure that the results and conclusions are as scientifically stringent and rigerous as possible.
By using statistical analysis of this research I predict that the conclusions will produce results of interest to any ... interested partys...
As yet I have not completed the full statistical breakdown of the results; there are quite a lot of results to analyse...

Keep us informed. We´ll be patient waiting for your news. We know how hard to handle those researches may get.

I´m also into researching. I hope it will bring some meaninful changes . It has to do with the influence of wearing tight trousers on music performance. There´s a lot of data to analyse!!

I´ve started with these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbSugn0dB4c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tJLQy2Xlec

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6pQZ299FZ8

some of my conclusions thus far from the experiment as documented in my journal

1. Penuses (peni?) are great *A
2. Size does* matter, but it isn't the be all and the end all; additionally, the differnce say, between a 6.5 " and a 7.5" is greater importance, than say, the differnce between a 9.5" and a 10"... Law of deminishing returns... and:
3. Larger peni may be better for some things... but when its more than a mouth full you've got to worry about what your attending to the remainder...
4. For me at least, sex is as much, or more about what is going on in my mind/head than it is about what is going on in my penis... if that makes sense.
5. Some peoples personal hygine leaves a lot to be desired But social eticate didn't immediately offer a 'escape route', from that one...
6. Sex can be so tiring and seems to reduce my appertite for eating actual food. (I think I've discovered a new exciting but tiring diet...)
7. The endochronological effects of sex can last for quite some time afterwards
8. When your body has really had enough it does just tell you as much...

9. There is a fine line between pain and pleasure, but its not in a fixed position.
10. Some things are best to just not think about, and more fun if you turn off the 'logical' bit of your mind and just enjoy it without thinking about it.
11. Some people are a lot more perceptive than others.
12. Without good communication, and connection on a mental level, the sex never really gets that* good.
13. Too much err... can make your tummy feel a bit wonky.
14. All peni are differnt. Size, shape, taste, sensitive areas, etc., etc.,
15. Just cause I say I quite enjoy some forms of pain, doesnt'* mean I will enjoy all forms of pain...
16. Sex is great *B.

*A, OK, this wasn't exactly a new revalation to me but I felt it worth repeating....
*B, see point *A.

A very good study. Although maybe you should enlarge you sample size

No please BoB no. Don't make me sample any more peni, my body can't take any more at the moment and my mind is pretty screwed up at the moment too I keep kind of drifting off... There were err 17 peni (not inlcuding my own of course, there might be researcher bias involved if i included that)... I think... or was it 16... over two and a bit days... I think that is pretty througher research
Please don't say your going to make me sample more?

Wow, you really do take your research seriously doncha

I, meanwhile, stood next to a man this weekend. That's as close as I got to any research

I seem to have spent most the week with my head between another chaps legs
I'm only doing it for the greater good of society mind... these things need to be researched you see I think it may be some time though before I dcan even contemplate going near another persons peni...

Well, as a former colleague (a medical doctor) once commented, 'If girls are made of sugar and spice and all that's nice, how come they taste of tuna '

: I don't go 'fishing' much these days anyhow... I've always prefered a nice sausage to a can of tuna...

Well, there was an article in y'day's commenting on the enormous catches of anchovies that's been occurring around our coast recently. S'thing to do with A197499 apparently.

still prefer a nice meaty sausage to fish... preferably a nice spicey sausage...

so anyone get any nice 'toys' as a from this year?

No, I didn't, I'm hoping to get a very little something for my birthday though

'little something' I've gone beyond the 'reasonable amount' as goes my current 'toy collection'... I got a bit carried away before Christmas