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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 10201

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

Which brings me back to my question about chemical assistance for men. Do you laydeez regard these as an insult or a boon? I have no problem with battery penises, so assume the attitude to little blue pills is similar.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 10202

Maria

<<Do you laydeez regard these as an insult or a boon? <<

a boon.
Why not? anything that helps to have a good time why not to use it?

if your attitude is stiff, too "traditional", you miss the ludic aspect of sex.
It´s not only that you change the "piruettes" or the place to practice it, it´s about taking the advantages that science and technology offer us.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 10203

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

I only asked because traditionally men are scared of being delittled for their inability to 'get wood' and need lots of reassurance.

'No honestly, darling, it doesn't matter'
('Yes it does' smiley - cross)


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Post 10204

Maria


I think that question should be more relevant if asked to men. Some may find a failure to get assisted with the blue pill or if their partner wants to use a "rubber assistant"

A friend of mine told her boyfriend to buy one, and he refused it. "It´s going to be my competitor"
smiley - erm


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Post 10205

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Some of the most fun I've had with women has both involved 'traditional' use of 'natural' stimulating methodology alongside/with the use of battery and non-battery opperated devices....

From personal experiance I think its often the case that whilst the male half of the duo can useually quite easily gain forfillment via 'traditional' penatritive intercourse, many women will find it doesn't quite 'hit the spot' for them, which is when alternative way of helping her achieve her forfillment can be explored. smiley - blushsmiley - blush
Of course, having a man using a 'little blue pill' can create a longer lasting, and in some ways more 'deep' and forfilling intercourse when its man-on-man sex that one is concerned with too.

Of course, not that I'd know about such things, I'm just going by what I've been told smiley - booksmiley - angelsmiley - snorksmiley - blush


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Post 10206

Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet

Hey Madam 2legs I got a trany on my threads and Taff and I agree You should go visit him . You might even enjoy it n take Roy with yousmiley - winkeye


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Post 10207

Beatrice

Isn't that what Lily Allen's new song is about?

Viagara - I cant think of when I'd ever want to try it out. There's always something both parties can get up to


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Post 10208

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

Well indeed, Bea...there's always smiley - droolsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - droolsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - droolsmiley - tongueout - followed by more smiley - droolsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - droolsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - droolsmiley - tongueout. However...I find that - whereas I could happily do it all day, sometimes a woman wants it followed up.


But as for mar's friend of a friend who felt jealous...I can't imagine a man not enjoying watching a woman play with a plastic friend.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 10209

Maria


I think summertime is the best time for erotic literature.

Any recommendations?

I haven´t read anything of Bukowski and I don´t know if he is really erotic. He has a book with a "clear" title The F. Machine. It´s worthwhile?
What about Contact, by Dennis Cooper? It´s recommended in a list of erotica books, but can´t find comments from readers. The same happen with these titles:
Libertines Relates, Donatien.
Tokio Blues, Haruki Murakami.
Sleeping Beauty, Anne Rice.

What about Madame Bovary? I like the literature of that epoch, so, maybe It can be interesting.


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Post 10210

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

OOh! I see this thread has...er...popped up again.

Reared its head, as it were. smiley - run


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Post 10211

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

James Baldwin does his erotic scenes well.

In 'Another Country', he manages to write decently erotic straight sex - although that wasn't his thing. 'Giovanni's Room' is nicely homoerotic - even though that's not mine.


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Post 10212

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - bigeyes
Don't think I've ever read much erotic fiction smiley - sadface
Off our tonight though with a friend... Guess I could just write my own homo-erotic fiction smiley - angelsmiley - handcuffssmiley - run


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Post 10213

Alfster

You can now buy the 'little blue pill' from most chemists after a resoundingly successful trial in Manchester.

A friend has used them and said best to take the day off with you other half as you don't want to waste the effects of it i.e. you get lots of 'sessions' through the effects.

As for men saying rubber friends are competition, that is just their insecurity. No matter how good a man is there is something that various devices can do that a bloke can't and if your partner enjoys it then why not...


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Post 10214

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

'Can you get it over the counter?'
'If I could I wouldn't need the Viagra.'

etc etc


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Post 10215

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

>>you get lots of 'sessions' through the effects.

smiley - bigeyes Come again?

smiley - run


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Post 10216

Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet

I do know for a fact that the little blue pill has been tested on women with problems over here in Japansmiley - cheers


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Post 10217

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Yes, if I recall correctly, the little blue pill can increase blood flow to both the male and female.... areas smiley - bigeyessmiley - zen

As to 'toys', well I'm all for them smiley - angel Can introduce an extra level of .... fun... stimulation for both partys... smiley - bigeyessmiley - handcuffs


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Post 10218

Edward the Bonobo - Gone.

Just seen on the front of a pseudo-newspaper:

'Jordan dmanded sex fifteen times an hour.'

smiley - erm I *assume* that means that the artifically-breasted one kept demanding sex every four minutes until she got some...not that she wanted to repeat the act every four minutes.

smiley - discosmiley - disco


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Post 10219

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

I cant say I really have patience with anyone who is intimidated by toys. Simply not liking them is entirely different but being intimidated by them is ridiculous. Well, for me, anyway, there's only so much fun you can have with a flexible friend, and it just doesn't feel the same as the real thing (which is, as far as I'm concerned) far better... Handy for when you're in the mood for some solo/need some relief or mutual playtimes, but yeah, not a patch on the real deal...


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Post 10220

Babette - Dinosaure

Yes smiley - smiley I agree. And toys usually don't have a warm and soft tongue in them that .. smiley - blush .. aahh...

sorry smiley - smiley

smiley - run


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