A Conversation for The Field of Honour
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted May 11, 2002
*Sir Drunkendeath decides he can no longer be a bystander in this duel. Takes one last swig of mead and... falls the the ground*
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Mystrunner Posted May 11, 2002
I'm afraid you cannot join this battle. The teams are even. 
Sorry...
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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites Posted May 11, 2002
*Bouncing on the balls of his feet*
"Come On! Come On! I am itching to go, and I have the song 'Rush' in my head"
*starts humming*
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted May 12, 2002
*staggers off the feild*
show me the way to go home,
I'm tiered and I want to go to bed,
I had a little drink about two minutes ago,
And it's gone right to my head....
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 12, 2002
*Culdasac pulls out two coils of rope and runs at mystrunner. He takes out his monkey prod and shocks him, culdasac then hogties Mystrunner. He now can not move. He looks at Sir Stu. He pulls out his monkey whip and runs towards sir stu. Yelling like a monkey he begins to whip Sir Stu.*
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Mystrunner Posted May 12, 2002
*As Mystrunner falls to the ground, his vast assortment of sleeping gas cylanders fall to the ground and break open. Luckily, Mystrunner still has his gas mask on, by Sir Culdasac and his friends aren't so fortunate as they slowly drift off. Mystrunner begins to rub his wrists together, and the knots begin to unravel. He will be out in three posts.*
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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites Posted May 13, 2002
*Seeing the sleeping gas coming quickly to him, Sir Stu thinks quickly and pulls out his George Foreman Grill and some other ingrediants...With the Turbo-Charged Abilities that are becoming of any Head Chef, a Belguim Waffel Is created in seconds...Sir Stu can now breathe easy with the Waffel as a filter*
*Runs over and helps Mystrunner with rope*
*Mystrunner will be free in 2 more posts*
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 13, 2002
*Culdasac stumbles around from the gas, nearly fallen to the ground he reaches for his gasmask. He gets it and puts it on. He sits down to get his energy back.*
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted May 13, 2002
*Sir DrunkenDeath walks in on the fight again, protected from gass by layer of alchohol vapour round mouth.*
(hic) There mey be trouble ahead,
But while there's moonlight and music, and booze and a lance,
Let's fight the battle and dance...
*staggers off into the distance again*
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 13, 2002
*He pulls out a Monkey Decoy and throws it at Sir Stu.*
Stay back, let him suffer!
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Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys Posted May 13, 2002
*stands by watching the carnage and laughing hysterically*
You're pain amuses me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha... ERK!
*chokes on feather floating throug the air. falls gasping to the ground*
Help me! Help me!*barely understandable to others. face begins to turn blue. with a final effort, punches himself in the stomach. feather flops out.*
Yay! I'm alive! Now that I know how prescious life is, I will go out and enjoy! No more wasted time doing...ahhh, I'll just see what's on TV.
*stalks off*
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Mystrunner Posted May 13, 2002
*The bonds break loose, and Mystrunner's grappling hook wraps around Culdasac's waist, and with a jerk, heaves him into the air. As he begins his lazy decent down, Mystrunner leaps up, his sword rushing to meet his.*
EMBRACE DEATH!
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 13, 2002
Uhhh, excuse me but last time i checked i was in this fight also.
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted May 13, 2002
dat's O.K. which side were you on? I'll join the other and make it equal.
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted May 13, 2002
Actualy, I'm fighting two people and a coffee machine at the moment, bit too busy.
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Mystrunner Posted May 13, 2002
He means he's already fighting. I don't know. Care to jeer loudly?
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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites Posted May 14, 2002
*Sir Stu Sees the Monkey Decoy thrown to him, and with his Chef instincts throws a slab of butter on it, thus shorting it's circuits and fuses, and preventing what would be a fatal explosion*
"You will have to try better than that to kill a Chef"
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 14, 2002
*loderunner kicks the KO ed monkey on the ground and they go bit Myst and Stu in the knee caps, As that is happing other monkeys pulls out (poison bannanas) and Sir Stu can't resist them*
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 14, 2002
*loderunner kicks the KO'd monkeys on the ground and they go bit Myst and Stu in the knee caps, As that is happing other monkeys pulls out (poison bannanas) and Sir Stu can't resist them and eats them*
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Mystrunner Posted May 14, 2002
You can't simply say Stu eats them. He has to decide that for himself. Though he probably will. We'll let it slide
*Mystrunner tosses a bottle of antidote into stu's mouth, and kicks the monkeys in the head. Spinning, darts fly from his hands, tipped with an instantanious poison, heading for loderunner and culdasac.*
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- 101: Sir DrunkenDeath (May 11, 2002)
- 102: Mystrunner (May 11, 2002)
- 103: Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites (May 11, 2002)
- 104: Sir DrunkenDeath (May 12, 2002)
- 105: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 12, 2002)
- 106: Mystrunner (May 12, 2002)
- 107: Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites (May 13, 2002)
- 108: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 13, 2002)
- 109: Sir DrunkenDeath (May 13, 2002)
- 110: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 13, 2002)
- 111: Goose:Keeper of Squeaky Rubber Duckies and Other Assorted Squeaky Toys (May 13, 2002)
- 112: Mystrunner (May 13, 2002)
- 113: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 13, 2002)
- 114: Sir DrunkenDeath (May 13, 2002)
- 115: Sir DrunkenDeath (May 13, 2002)
- 116: Mystrunner (May 13, 2002)
- 117: Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites (May 14, 2002)
- 118: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 14, 2002)
- 119: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 14, 2002)
- 120: Mystrunner (May 14, 2002)
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