Me

Hi anyone who is taking the time to read this...
I am Stuart...Live in Morton (Pumpkin capitlal of the world) fun stuff. So Shout out to the people from Morton on this...Mr. X (he knows who he is) And Mr. Squeaks get a big shout "SHOUT!". Oakaley-Dokealy...

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Very Shiny Butter Knife
Hand driven Egg Beater
Wooden Spoon
Pots
Pans
Chinese Wok
Leather belt with assorted chocolates (Only I can bear the burden of eating them)
Two Handed Spoon
Mythril Fork
Very Very Frozen Hamburger patties (10 pounds each)
One Giant Silver Plate/Shield
Many minature throwing Sporks
A Herring!
Exploding Pies
Pastry Chef's hat
Assorted Doughnuts
A Metal Apron saying "Kiss the Chef" (armor)
Official Thingite Fighting Spork
An icing shooter
Leather Pants (Don't ask)

My Other Names
(I am a Stunning Teleri)
[Can anyone tell me what that is?]

Elven-
Maegvingion

Hobbit-
Anson Baker from Girdley Island

Dwarven-
Vîm Stormplate

Orkish-
Bagrat the Cruel

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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites

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