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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 25, 2002
You're in charge of the kitchens then, Stu? Spend a lot of time there slaving over a hot stove?
And I don't want your stinkin' pie anyway! 
I have a portable minibar, which keeps me nicely supplied with 
, 
, 
and 
.
As for the offer of surrender, well...
I think I echo the words of Brigadier Anthony C. McAuliffe of the 101st Airborne in Bastogne, 1944, when I say:
Nuts.
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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 25, 2002
Maybe you should go see if there are some in the Kitchens. Methinks I hear some commotion down there...
Mwahahahahaha!
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friendlywithteeth Posted Sep 25, 2002
NOOOOO!
You best not have turned the fridge off....the chocolate mousse will go off!
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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 25, 2002
*Snaps fingers in irritation*
Drat, I forgot to do that. 
Oh well, at least I managed to smuggle in that unit of invisible stealth assassins who are roaming the Castle as we speak, so the operation wasn't a complete washout. 
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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 25, 2002
*Arches eyebrows e-villy, runs off in the direction of the Fridge*
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friendlywithteeth Posted Sep 25, 2002
noooo!!
THe humanity!!
[good job I have a portable mini-fridge ]
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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 25, 2002
I repeat my reasonable offer that you surrender. Or else...
F87647?thread=212635?thread=&post=2432602#p2432602
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Mr. Legion Posted Sep 25, 2002
You'll come round.
*Takes a small spoonful of mousse, sniffs it*
Ahhh. Delectable.
*Before FWTs horrified gaze, puts the spoon in mouth and swallows*
I'll ask you again - SURRENDER!
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friendlywithteeth Posted Sep 25, 2002
you 
!
Wash that spoon after you used it!
I will never surrender, as the mousse must be avenged!
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Sir Stu, The Green Paladin of Feasting and Keeper of the Kitchen for the Knights of h2g2, and the Thingites Posted Sep 26, 2002
"Sorry to say Mr. Legion, but that is not chocolate mousse. That is chocolate MOUSE...I made them to look the same and figured you might try something dispicable like when I discovered your tunnel in the kitchen, that Myst blocked with cement, so I put the real mousse in a safe place."
"Oh By the way"
*Hands all the Knights a slice of pie*
"Who wanted peanuts? I personally don't like nuts, but I have them when I cook for friends."
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friendlywithteeth Posted Sep 26, 2002
Fantastic
Thanks for the pie Sir Stu....did you want some Legion? Well you can't have any...did you want some Legion? Well you can't have any...
I could keep this going for days!
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Anachronism Posted Sep 26, 2002
howz the chocolate mouse legion
i can see u really want some.....maybe we wud give u some if you surrendered
FWT-this taunting the bad guy is fun
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Sep 26, 2002
Anyone have any ramune?
It's a Japanese soft drink, tastes like lemonade, but has a marble in the bottle? And is carbomated? And explodes frequently?
No...?
*finds a bottle in Legionsy's portable minibar, hugs him, steals said bottle*
*pushes the marble down into the main chaimber of the bottle and laughs when the drink explodes back at her, continues sipping at it*
Yum! 
to the Legion, yo. You rock.
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