h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*This battlefield is a world made of glass. From trees to the ground itself, all glass. Acid etching and engraving gives detail, and dyes and such give it colour, but it is very beautiful, and very sharp! The scene is a medow, surrounded by trees. Note: Glass Grass can bend, and not break.*

*Mystrunner strolls out into the clearing.*

*there is an explosion, a small mushroom cloud lifts off of the ground, and HDS is on the field.*

Shall we then?

*Yanks Nev-ur-break out of its back scabard and holds it threateningly. It is about 2.5 to 3 feet long and is covered in black electrical tape.*

This enchanted sawed off broomstick will be the only physical weapon I bring to this battle.

*Bows polietly.*

Your move.

*A breeze stirs the glittering leaves, which chime gently.*

*Swings NUB (Nev-ur-break) at the ground golf style so as to produce some sharp glass flying in the general direction of Mystrunner*

*Mystrunner dives, to one side, slides on his feet, and lets the bladed, edges of his boots cut into the glass, swinging him in a curve around towards HDS as if on skates.*

Hockey, eh?

*HDS dodges to one side*

IRL I played ice hockey for about 7 years. The practices sucked but the games were awesome.

*Mystrunner skids to a stop, and goes into a gaurded stance.*

*Swings the NUB at Mystrunner's right knee.*

*Mystrunner's right hand darts down, and pushes the NUB into the ground, pushing himself up and over in a flip. He spins in a ball, and juts his feet out in a kick at the back of HDS's neck.*

*HDS had started a flip to get on the other side of Mystrunner, however the kick gave him too much speed, so instead of landing on his feet, HDS lands on his back.*

Ow.

*HDS uses the NUB as a cain and pushes himself up.*

*Mystrunner lands on both hands, springs up, and lands on his feet, near the edge of the woods. He plucks a slim knife from the insides of his cloak, and flings it at HDS, running to one side.*

*HDS spins the NUB and knocks the knife aside. He moves to intercept Myst.*

*Mystrunner meets HDS, and pivots about on one foot to plant the other in HDS's chest, a thin blade extending from the tip.

*HDS begins to lean back to avoid the kick, but isn't entirely fast enough. The blade knicks his left collar bone. HDS begins to fall, as he does he thrusts both feet at the knee that Myst is standing on.*

Ow.

*They connect, behind the knee, dropping Mystrunner to the ground. He rolls, and comes to his feet, snippets of spun glass sticking to his clothing.*

*HDS again gets up by using the NUB as a cain.*

This avatar is getting old, I think I need a new one

*HDS uses the Wierding way to increase his speed and strength and to smash his NUB down on the glassen ground, producing a colomn of glass shards that rise into the air. Before they can fall back to the ground, HDS sends a Force Push into the glass, propelling it towards Mystrunner.*

*The shards hit a small wedge of mental energy in front of Mystrunner, and divert to either side, and spin to either side of him. And melt, and fling themselves back at HDS, as Mystrunner hurtles forward, his katanas flying out of their sheaths.*

*The glass hits a Force Wall and shatters into dust. Noting that two Katanas are being drawn from their sheaths HDS concentrates on the molocules at either end of his sawed off broom stick, pulls in molocules from the shattered glass, changes the structure of the molocules, and adds another 3 feet to his broomstick. Turning it from something the general size of a mace, to a full fledged Nev-ur-break staff.*

*HDS jumps over Myst, landing several meters behind him*

*Mystrunner slides to a stop, and getsures behind HDS. With a rumble, a glass tree lumbers out of its earthly embrace, and lunges at HDS.*