h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its a spell in Diablo II. I modified it by mixing it with a gollam spell and the Fist of the Heavens spell. creating a gollam cast into an object, that will target one specific enemy and keep on attacking it.

*The glass cloud gollam looms ever closer, getting faster and faster as it moves*

*Mystrunner raises his hands, and white-hot flames billow out, whipping his cloak out behind him in a furious wind.*

*The center of the glass gollam melts and joins the ground, the rest reform and continue on to Myst, almost on him*

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*Mystrunner does a twisting flip over the top of the cloud, spraying flames as the golem passes, at the peak flicking a small palm dagger in HDS's direction.*

*The Nev-ur-break spins 360 degrees, knocking the knife into the ground. HDS bends over and picks it up*

*The knife suddenly flashes red-hot, and begins to shake. With a life of its own, it speeds at HDS's heart.

crap

*HDS flings the knife at Myst. only to have it fly back at HDS's heart again. HDS dives down as the knife flies over his head, slicing afew hairs short as it goes. HDS turns and shoots a fire ball at the knife while also casting chilling armor, which freezes the attacking knife in place*

*HDS feels a breeze from behind, him, and looks up in time to dodge Mystrunner's powerful slash from above. Myst lands in a crouch, looks up, and springs at him.*

*HDS partially sidesteps Myst, but Myst colides with HDS, so he turns with the blow and drops Myst on the ground*

*A blade slides out of Mystrunner's boot tip and arc at HDS's face as Myst slides away on the slick glass.*

*HDS dodges back just in time. While Myst is retreating HDS stamps his foot on the ground, which laucnes a peice of jagged glass into the air, as it drops back down, HDS kicks it straight at Myst's face*

*Myst rolls back on his neck, and slides backwards (with leftover momentum) in a crouch, catching the glass shard as it reflects off the spot where he last was and upwards. Mystrunner tosses it back.*

*knocks it out of the air with one of his nev-ur-breaks and then throws a fire ball at him*

*A large glass bird flits out in front of Mystrunner, absorbing the blast with a molten 'waark!?' Mystrunner draws his knife, and scrapes it across the ground, leaving a thin groove and creating the 'fingernails on the blackboard' sound in a very big way.*

ARGH!

*Puts on earmuffs*

Ahh, better

*Throws more fire balls at Myst*

*Flings himself to one side, snaps his fingers, and the earmuffs burst into flames.*

WHAAA!

*HDS throws his ears at Myst, they expolde airburts fashion over him, HDS's ears regrow*

*Raises an arm to ward off the exploding ears, and backs off.*

Woah!

*Slips into one of the many holes in the glass.*

*Floats up into the air, so that Myst cannot grab his ankles through the glassy ground*

*Large panes of glass erupt out of the ground around Mystrunner, forming a complete box of opaque brown.*