A Conversation for The Field of Honour
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 7, 2002
My Monkeys!!! Curse you!! Ok, you'll pay for that!
*The jester rips off his shrit revealing his "I Love Monkeys" Shirt, and then rips off his pants revealing his furry monkey underwear. He puts of the Monnkeys greatest hits CD(Its in my inventory 
) And starts some funky hip gyration*
It's time to Boogie Ooogie Oogie Boogie!
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 7, 2002
*enters*
*Comes in and hurls and giant brass monkey at the CD player multiple times and then chuchs one at the head of Sir Culdasac*
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 7, 2002
*Looks at loderunner*
This isn't your duel sir. Here's your punishment for getting involved!
*Sir Culdasac takes out his wallet and shows loderunner his wallet size photo of Hilary Clinton in a thong!*
Take that!!!!
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 7, 2002
I am sorry Sir Culdasac but you just made this my fight!
*Rips pic up and and farts on it a while then gives it back*
Loderunner stumpbles back in suprise then
*ip out an ensain monkey that attemps to hit you joules*
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 7, 2002
*dodges the monkey*
I see you use monkeys too! Why must we fight? We can you our monkeys to combine forces to defeat our foes!
What do you say?
*Holds hand out*
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 7, 2002
*holds out hand and accepets the hand shake*
Do you want to join me and we can together have a pet shop.
A.K.A. Monkey shop
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 7, 2002
MONKEY SHOP!! What an idea!!!! But we are in the middle of a duel.
*Looks at Mystrunner*
Are you going to just sit there or are we going to finish this??
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 7, 2002
Myst come back and fight too, i can be a Bye standard
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 7, 2002
*Glances and bows to Myst*
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Mystrunner Posted May 7, 2002
*Bows back*
shall I find myself a second? Or shall I shift to inventort grade two, instead?
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 7, 2002
Do what you must, lets finish this!
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Mystrunner Posted May 7, 2002
I will give you the choice. Look into inventory two, and then look at goose's. 719435
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 7, 2002
You may use your second inventory. But you'll have to fight against this!
*Pulls out monkey flute once again* *He toots his flute four times calling 40 of his monkeys to come running towards mystrunner*
Come Loderunner, call your monkeys, Let's finish this.
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 7, 2002
I am game for anything you bring
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Mystrunner Posted May 7, 2002
*Mystrunner flies into the air with an enourmous leap. Arrows fly from his crossbow, and the ground is torn apart as the C4 destroys everything around*
*Mystrunner lands gently*
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Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 7, 2002
NO MAGIC ON THE FIELD OF HONOUR MYSTRUNNER
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Mystrunner Posted May 7, 2002
I hardly call a high leap into the air magic, friend. And C4 is a form of plasique.
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 7, 2002
*Sir Culdasac jumps into air as the ground explodes around him. Some of the monkeys do not make it. Culdasac pulls out his sword and slices Mystrunner's crossbow on the way down as he lands.*
This is serious now!
*Culdasac pulls out his crossbow and rapidly fires his arrows at him*
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Mystrunner Posted May 8, 2002
*Mystrunner is getting faster. As the crossbow quarrles streak towards him, he knocks them out of the air with his katanas (ooc - an actual tactic used by tibetan monks - /ooc)*
*A flurry of poisoned needles fly from Mystrunner's hands towards Culdasac and Loderunner*
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- 21: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 7, 2002)
- 22: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 7, 2002)
- 23: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 7, 2002)
- 24: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 7, 2002)
- 25: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 26: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 7, 2002)
- 27: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 7, 2002)
- 28: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 7, 2002)
- 29: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 7, 2002)
- 30: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 7, 2002)
- 31: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 32: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 7, 2002)
- 33: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 34: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 7, 2002)
- 35: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 7, 2002)
- 36: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 37: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 7, 2002)
- 38: Mystrunner (May 7, 2002)
- 39: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 7, 2002)
- 40: Mystrunner (May 8, 2002)
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