h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey... where DID T'mershi go? I miss his vile face lurking about.

Well, Mr. I-have-good-ideas-but-no-one listens-to them... what e-vil shall we do?

Legion and I did lead a raid to replenish the mini-bar, leading to a fight with the Zaphodistas... that's not too bad!

Hmmmmn.....Eeeeeeeee-villllllll *puts little finger to lips*

*rolls eyes and throws ninja darts at daSilva*

Ooh, cheers, I'd used all mine up in the last sortie (plucks them out of the air with slow luxury as they zoom past)

*dumps messy remains of courier onto floor of Kitchen of Kitsch after Yankee Shoes slayed the poor blighter over at The Zaphodistas. leaves without saying a word. fills pockets with wide selection of hooch from mini-bar on the way out.*

Another one bites the dust

Please! This is a place of e-vil, can't we put on some Wagner?

*'Der Ring des Nibelungen' blares out over the PA. Sits back looking satisfied*

I think you may be onto something, YS...some form of training for our new board members, perhaps? Or at least humiliating, soul-destroying hazing...

*Smashes a off Hussassan's head*

You unctious little maggot! You are filth! Fetch me another Then maybe we can talk about your plans

*While still napping Count Zero starts to sing along with the music when "Ride of the Valkyries" comes on. He seems to be having a nightmare."



Kiwl da WAAbbit, Kill da WAAbbit... Yoho Towoe, yoho towoe ...

*His nose seems to be twitching *

*sits trying to think of the right thing to post*

*I wonder if that was it*

*probably not*

*Goes over to Skullock, hoping he can help her fix her poison ring*

See... it seems to be poisoning me... which really isn't the point...

Don't talk to me about poison rings...not in my condition

How dare YOU call ME filth after the sheep incident! Here's your damn ! *Kills Legion again in revenge for the other sheep incident.* OK, Yank, you wanna see some of my e-vil, READ THE DAMN BACKLOG! But don't ask me now, I'm all out of e-vil plots, amd you wouldn't even have gone on that raid if I hadn't mentioned booze! By the way, I'm now a ninja called Black anta, and I'll have a poll in a few days to decide my most popular name.

You need to chill, Manta/Hussassan/Blood Angel. Take a tall, cool glass of , sit down and take a few deep breaths.

Then get me another , you swiven slacker! Jidderao! Mush! Mush!

*Watches Hussassan turn red*

I may have a new hobby...

PS: for the name, may I suggest Alan? Alan is a nice name

My Aunt would disagree, there's something...well,let's just say there's something about an Alan that you just don't get with say, a good Mike, or the better vintage of Chris (so, they have the occassional off year, I should worry!)

Morning all!

Anyone for breakfast?

*Jade takes a long draught from her and rolls her eyes.*

6 hours and that's all you can come up with?????

How about "This thread has gotten dead indecipherable and I'm quite ready to say dash it all and leave it behind as I have far better things to be doing right about now?"

That better?

What's all this then? I hope it's nothing I've done. All I know is that I got turned into a rabbit temporarily during the raid of the Zaphodistas. When I got back, I took a little nap to recover a bit and end up having nightmares about being chased by Elmer Fudd in a Viking outfit. Must have been the music. What can you do?