h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*teeth ratlle in gums*

Now THAT's e-vil!

Now THAT's e-vil!

And posted twice as well!!

And posted twice as well!!

But not by me!!!

*Bangs on side of head to clear his ears*

Getting one serious echo in here.

Echo?

E-vil Echolalia!

*Jumps up, throwing Jade back against a wall, then gets her neck between my two swords*. Nice try Jedi, but it is dishonourable to attack someone when they are offline, and so I will win, because I am honourable. Anyway we shouldn't be fighting each other, we shold be fighting Legion. After all he started it by treating me like a butler.

PS I can attack you honourably when you are offline because you already did it to me.

Right, now that's out of the way, I have something new for the BoE. It's a Tashahaki brand red button set. Hmm, let's see...

"Thank for you buy Tashahaki set red button. Nuclar warfare now you is. Red button turning left delighted is. For results that can be the finest, it is our advising tat: never hold these buttons two times! Except the battery. Next, removing the (something) earth section may cause a large occurence. Error casing off turn (something) left diagram B. In case maintenence of, read Fig.7 at which point happy sound occurs, leaving nothing to hope at". Geez, why not give us instuctions in Japanese as they were meant to be?

*Installs using own good judgement*

Right everyone, don't press the red button in front of you. See it? See how pretty it is, how shiny it is? You really want to press it, don't you? C'mon, what's the worst that could happen? Go on, go for it, you know you want to. Your hand reaches out, closer, closer, nearly DON'T PRESS IT YOU IDIOT! Geez, can't you read? DON'T press it I say, and what do you do? Press it! Hmmph.

Oh by the way, do we have any rules about expanding into other websites? See a real-world friend of mine wants to put a branch of the BoE on http://rumandmonkey.com . We allow that right?

*Mystrunner's twin heron-marks slice Hussassan's swords off at the hilts, the gleaming Power-wrought swords gleaming as they sweep back around to rest in front of him.*

Some honour... Defend yourself, sir!

*Stares at shiny red button with e-vil grin and wringing hands... Fine beads of sweat appear on his brow*

My precious...
I will not press you Red Button. I will save you for later. Much later. And then they will all see I was right.

*She glares at Hussassan*

I am begining to loose my patience with you. Why should my character join forces with you against Legion? First off, he's my friend.

And then, since you've come here, you've given /me/ nothing but a horrible taste of your hot temper with a large dash disdain, which, I admit, I found amusing at first. But now it's getting more than a trifle annoying. Do yourself a favour and grow up.

We /were/ in this thread to have fun. Yank and I have battled, it's true, I even gave her a mullet cut once with my katana, but she didn't think any less of me for it. She even stabbed me, actually. We weren't even online at the sae time. But it worked out. And neither of us were offended that the other character got their digs in. And would you like to know why? BECAUSE WE FOLLOWED THE LAWS OF CONTINUITY!

If you were doing this correctly you would be nursing a very red cheek right now. but instead you completely ignore the fact that I have sat down and throw me against the wall. That isn't dishonour, you just don't understand continuity. So, if you are planning on staying in this thread, I would advise you to review one of the many arcticles on continuity availible to the public on theis our honoured Guide.

*Looks pointedly at Legion.*

I swear, one more outburst from that child and I am /out/. I have better things to do than be annoyed by a spook wannabe. Especially in /this/ thread. This thread is /sacred,/ it.

*sits down to watch the fireworks, head newly shaved and picks up a pussy to stroke, only manages to find ginger but that will have to do*

*Rises from deckchair, walks down to river Alph and washes hands symbolically*

Oho no. You kids can sort this out on your own. Might I suggest a vicious fight to the death, or a vitriolic flame war?

* directed at nobody-in-particular. Walks between two tense figures*

But seriously, the BoE is a place of childhood innocence, and fun! Please don't besmirch it with *violence*!

*Returns to deckchair, arches fingers and watches gleefully*

*lights blue touch-paper and...


...runs like by*

Morning folks!
Did I miss anything?

I've just read some b'log and I think we've got a big, red shiny button wich we aren't to touch...

It probably has a sign saying "DO NOT TOUCH" in big letters!
::Looks at button::
It does......wonder what would happen if I pressed it?