A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 13, 2002
I'll have one of those! 
Morning all!
Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Dec 13, 2002
DON'T PANIC MR MANNERING! DON'T PANNIIIIIIIIIIC!!!
*runs around BoE flapping arms in Macaulay Culkin stylee* 
ooh! 
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 13, 2002
Erm....
Why? 
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Dec 13, 2002
erm, cuz the red button was pressed and I just sorta lost me cool for a minute there man. And, actually, I rather wanted to run around in Macauley Culkin stylee.... are you challenging me sir?! *prepares to whip another Avon lady from Mary Poppins Bag of Evil...*
oooh! 
*glug* *hic*
Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 13, 2002
No, please!
Not the Avon Lady!!!!!!
Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 13, 2002
General Failure reading harddisk! Who's this general failure, and why is he reading my harddisk? Morning guys! *breathes in the atmosphere* Ah, CHAOS, beautyfull CHAOS!
Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 13, 2002
He might be trying to obtain access to our future plans!
Doesn't Chaos smell beautiful in the morning?
Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
dasilva Posted Dec 13, 2002
Sounds like when the server went down the other day, we tried runing Norton..."there are 64,000 files oin this disc that have bad modification dates..."
It was scary
Train Station of E-vil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Dec 13, 2002
...
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Train Station of E-vil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
dasilva Posted Dec 13, 2002
Not the sheer number of files *pains across forehead, mind-numbing visions, put fingertips to forehead "I foresee Channel 5 programme and it is to be called...'When Apple Macs Go Bad!'"
...it was the spelling mistkae (sic) 
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 13, 2002
Hey, I just discovered something. Pressing all the red buttons simultaneously will activate our very own Total Perspective Voretex. 
. Say, can I have a 
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Baron Grim Posted Dec 13, 2002
::Awakens with one of a 
from his "cure".::
Hey, I'm afraid to look. Could someone tell me if that extra head has shrivelled up and fallen off yet? You wouldn't believe all the cursing it gave me while I slept.
Boardroom of evil, Plotting, and General Mayhem.
firstmanslayer Posted Dec 13, 2002
All i can say is.........WTF??????????
I don't have time to read all that, so tell me, what's it all about?
I'm an unbeliever, tell me your story and i may convert!
Boardroom of evil, Plotting, General Mayhem, and Red Buttons.
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Dec 13, 2002
Right, we act e-villy, cause chaos, come up with diabolical plans to rename t****day Thing, get drunk, massacre each other, fight, try to restrain from pressing the red buttons, and various other stuff. BTW, the backlog is quite entertaining. If anyone can come up with a getter intro, please post it, as I can see great stuff in this newbie. Oh and FYI, I am NOT the butler around here. Saké?
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dasilva Posted Dec 13, 2002
I don't mind if I do!
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firstmanslayer Posted Dec 14, 2002
Sake?
WTF?
Me's lost butler!
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dasilva Posted Dec 14, 2002
WTF's sake is going on?
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Dec 15, 2002
Um, firstmanslayer dear, Hussassan isn't exactly the person to be asking about anything because he is a /newbie./
The principles of the Boardroom of Evil are more or less nonexistant. The general amnount of success of our organisation rests greatly upon our vast knowledge of poisons and of course a well-stocked minibar.
Oh, and we're evil, very evil. Our original plot was to get the callendar companies to rename "Th*****y" to "thing," but it's been so long since anyone's discussed that that i really don't know if that's the objectyive anymore.
Right now we're simply floundering about, and in truth, many of our founding members have lost interest.
Therefore, if things don't turn around, and if you're keen on making uninteresting conversation with a lot of simples in, please /do/ stay.
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dasilva Posted Dec 15, 2002
There's always that calender of roundabouts...
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Dec 16, 2002
*pushes Legions buttons* 
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- 861: Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! (Dec 13, 2002)
- 862: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Dec 13, 2002)
- 863: Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! (Dec 13, 2002)
- 864: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Dec 13, 2002)
- 865: Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! (Dec 13, 2002)
- 866: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 13, 2002)
- 867: Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! (Dec 13, 2002)
- 868: dasilva (Dec 13, 2002)
- 869: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Dec 13, 2002)
- 870: dasilva (Dec 13, 2002)
- 871: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Dec 13, 2002)
- 872: Baron Grim (Dec 13, 2002)
- 873: firstmanslayer (Dec 13, 2002)
- 874: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Dec 13, 2002)
- 875: dasilva (Dec 13, 2002)
- 876: firstmanslayer (Dec 14, 2002)
- 877: dasilva (Dec 14, 2002)
- 878: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Dec 15, 2002)
- 879: dasilva (Dec 15, 2002)
- 880: Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again (Dec 16, 2002)
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