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The Boardroom of Evil, Now a bunch of Pirates
Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Dec 2, 2002
Cor. I'm back again because my sis and I are wasting time until the express lane opens up, and then we're going to pick up my Two Towers tickets from the theatre.
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Mystrunner Posted Dec 2, 2002
Sweet. The Two Towers will be great!
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Dec 2, 2002
Mmmm hmm, babygirl.
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Baron Grim Posted Dec 2, 2002
*steps in quietly*
Ehem.. Hi all. Thought I heard pirates about. AAARRGGHHH and all that. Just thought I'd poke my head in and try my hand at Eevil. Just a quick idea as I'm in the middle of trying to catch up with the major threads... Mein Gott you are a loquacious bunch. Being a newbie thingite takes a lot of reading. Here's a small bit of evil. Go to a silk screeners and have them make some stickers about 2.5 inches in diameter with Spade and Screw icons on them. Plaster them over the hearts in those annoying bumperstickers. You know the kind... "I heart my Doberman", "I heart NY". It's not original I know but quite fun when you find the right bumperstickers.
*Starts toward door*
Oooh... Minibar!
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 2, 2002
Yeah, the minibar is what keeps people coming back. Help yourself! We're about to re-stock it, I think... So are we doing this raid on the Zaphodista? It sounds like fun. Plus we get to dress up as pirates
*Steps behind dressing screen, emerges in full piratical get-up with a peg-leg and *two* parrots, one on each shoulder*
Harhar. Call me Long John Legion
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 2, 2002
*Waves rusty sword dramatically*
Follow me, my pretties! Or is that for monkeys? Yeah, should've been 'maties'. Oh well, follow me anyway!
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...and remember to be polite. We are gatecrashing their convo, after all.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Dec 2, 2002
*has posted*
The enemy has been infiltrated, sir Long Jhon Legion sir!
*salutes, giggles*
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 2, 2002
*Returns salute, doesn't giggle*
'Cause tough pirates like me have no sense of humour. Grrr.
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Dec 2, 2002
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 2, 2002
*Raises handbag to face in shock and alarm*
I've created a monster! Next thing you'll be *spitting*!
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Dec 2, 2002
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Baron Grim Posted Dec 2, 2002
This place is getting lousy with pirates. It's getting so one can't swing a dead cat with knocking a parrot of someone's shoulder. Hey! That sounds like a fun game...
*grabs a gun, wanders off into forest for a minute >BANG<... returns with an ocelot slung over shoulder*
I think I'll just hang around here and have a few 's while I catch up on the backlog. Don't wanna join any raiding parties half-cocked.
*swings ocelot three rev's over head... Connects*
>>WHIRRWHIRRWHIRR---SQUAWK!!!---Splat<<
*Walks over and wipes parrot offal from oak panelling*
I'll just sit and the corner and read for awhile... well, until another pirate with a parrot gets in range, of course.
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Mr. Legion Posted Dec 2, 2002
*Rolls barrel of through the BoE double doors*
Raiding party successful! Now we feast!
*Conjures up suckling pig over a blazing fire, and some maggoty biscuits for that authentic pirate flavour*
*Takes twin parrots off shoulders, glances nervously at Count Zero and places them in pockets*
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boredlaura Posted Dec 2, 2002
Mmmm feasting. The best part of any raid.
Did anyone happen to pick up any Beaujolais while we were pillaging, did you?
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Baron Grim Posted Dec 2, 2002
Hmmm... This game could be improved.
*CZ mutters to himself... steps back out to forest this time returns with live ocelot in a rucksack and fashions a ocelot holster out of clumps of oak paneling and genuine sasqatuan seal skin bindings. Stuffs ocelot rather unsuccessfully into holster*
Yes, what's the fun of swinging dead cats... no difficulty points in that.
*stands by door... as bored laura walks in unholsters ocelot. Ocelot scores three vicious swipes at Count's arm before Count lands shot.*
>>>MMRRREEWWWWOOWWERRRRR--SQUAWK---SPLAT<<<<
BWAAHHAAAHHAA
Why did I say that?
*looks into *
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Baron Grim Posted Dec 2, 2002
*CountZero logs off into fit of Ocelot Scratch Fever and collapses for an indeterminate time in corner*
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Dec 3, 2002
I'm there now... let's get the moonshine back here post-haste!
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- 641: Mystrunner (Dec 2, 2002)
- 642: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Dec 2, 2002)
- 643: Mystrunner (Dec 2, 2002)
- 644: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Dec 2, 2002)
- 645: Baron Grim (Dec 2, 2002)
- 646: Mr. Legion (Dec 2, 2002)
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- 648: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Dec 2, 2002)
- 649: Mr. Legion (Dec 2, 2002)
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- 651: Mr. Legion (Dec 2, 2002)
- 652: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Dec 2, 2002)
- 653: boredlaura (Dec 2, 2002)
- 654: Baron Grim (Dec 2, 2002)
- 655: Mr. Legion (Dec 2, 2002)
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