h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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What if people wore ear plugs? Wouldn't that be a problem?

Okay, for Phase One we must find out the major ear-plug manufacturers and blow up their factories. Any ideas?

What happens if people just put their fingers in their ears. And what about people how can't hear? How is this going to effect then. Sorry to be such a nay sayer I just don't want there to be any holes in our plans.

I found one place that makes them, called sentry supplies

ahh, but with the vogon thing it'll just makethier ear drums vibrate.... as for the deaf problem erm.... we hire them

Can't we just cut off their fingers if they try to put them in their ears?

That would be the evil thing to do.

Yesh, I'm getting good at this e-vil thing, en't I?

Geez there's a lot of stuff here. Hey, Legion, could you make me your 2nd in command?

c'ept obviously when planning, since when did the evil people grovel?

Weeell, I guess we can grovel when the well-armed, righteously angry forces of Goodness are standing over us with a weapon. But we keep a firm grip on the dagger in our sleeve, see?

Blood Angel, I'm not sure about the 2nd-in-command thing. The BoE has never really had a hierarchy, you know? Even I have no actual control over it. Start giving people 'authority', and they can start giving orders, and there can be tension...doesn't happen often, but when it does... Just ask JJ about trying to get a regimental transfer in the Terranian army.

Hope you understand and are okay about all that. Besides, the traditional form of advancement here is through poison...

And besides that, if he made you second in command, I'd gut him like a fish.

And such.

just out f interest, why second in command? why not attempt a coup and come out on top?

Because it wouldn't work.

Especially not in here. There are too many networks of lies and alliances... not to mention all the poison. People in this thread tend to not try such things.

But it's fun when people do.

*Reclines in chair, eyes flick from Skullock to JJ to Darth under hooded lids*

Yeees...'fun'. Fun trying to poison, shoot and generally assassinate me, is it?

Well, lash away then, I guess.

Me? Lash? I never lash, and why should I? YOUR certainly not my boss I'm free-lance, o'course f any one else we're to try to assassinate you and payed me a sufficint amount, sure I'd get involved

*hops off of the table and onto Legion's lap, and then es him wetly on the cheek*

Awwww, come on now, if we didn't try to kill you, you'd think we didn't care!

And we /do/ Legionsy dear, we do. *s him tight*

Yeah,Legion, we don't play favorites here,anyway, we try and kill one another just as much as we try and kill you.