h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*JJ walks over and rips open his shirt*

Yes, rather nice chest hair. So do you put mascara on it or what?

Mascara on my chest hair? You've just conjured up a really creepy image in my head of a chest covered in eyes and eyelashes, all blinking... Thanks a lot.

*Knocks back another to erase image, unaware of the steam starting to escape from his ears*

You are such a child sometimes...

*She hops up onto the table and sits on it, her legs dangling over the edge.*

*Removes from corner of mouth, sticks tongue out at JJ*

Am not!

Oh you are too.

*snatches from Legion and takes a bite out of it*

*Grabs from JJ and runs off to the anarchy thread to throw it at her*

*sticks her tongue out at Legion*

Nerd.

Enters with a laptop gun in diguise (see, i'm not such a ), a p99 in my pocket, and an AK47 in my pants. "Ooh, Skittles", takes a bucket of skittles, a vodka and makes a Molotov cocktail. Stirs antidote into . "Hey, if any LA schoolkids are reading this, why not take over your local school with your guns and force all the teachers to teach Thing rather than t******y, that way everyone in LA will end up saying it, so movie stars will say it, and that way Thing will spread through and via pop culture. Alternatively we could just invade the UN and force them to sign a treaty making Thing the official name and the use and/or utterance of *****day punishable by having your bowels ripped out by wolves". LONG LIVE THING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, why no smiley?

*still dangling her legs over the edge of the table*

Um. (Indeed, ,)

Who are you...?

* at JJ*

Not very hospitable towards new faces are we, JJ?

Hi Blood Angel, make yourself at home. It's been a while since we did any proper e-vil planning in here...it mostly seems to veer off into grudge matches, drinking, poisoning and ankle-staring. Any suggestions are totally welcome, and never mind her...

*Jabs thumb at JJ*

...'cause she's a grouch

Now now, Legion, you don't want to upset JJ...again.

Say JJ, Thras hasn't said much lately. What has your little friend been up to?

He's been sleeping, mostly. He does that sometimes...

*Thras looks up, opens one emerald green eye, yawns, closes the eye, and snuggles up to JJ's neck once more*

Legion, I really don't know why I stay here sometimes. You're such a.. Well. I can't say what you are because I'll be moderated. So there. *crosses arms*

*Thras opens his eyes, looks up toward the ceiling, shrugs, and then closes them again*

*wanders back through the french windows* sorry bout the nicotine binge, had things to sort out.

Does any one plan evil around here anymore? I'm geting bored, need some one to back up

There hasn't been any evil plotting for quite some time now. I guess everyone's just plum out of ideas. That or busy in other convos

No one ever stops in here anymore.

Which is a crying shame because this /was/ one of my favourite forums.

But anyway. It en't so much anymore. Maybe you could help us with that though, Darth. Any e-vil plans brewing in that dark mist-shrouded mind of yours?

um.... constantly broadcasting, Celine Dion on every radio and tv staion across the world, and hireing some mercinaries to break peoples instruments and records(CD;s ect), then close down music shops and old the world ransom.

of course it oneeds a bit of tweeking, people can always turn off the radio, maybe the vogon thing used to make the final broardcast

See, that's just /sick/.

We want e-vil, not sadistic.

there is a ransom... maybe If I just threatened the world with it, and just started if no one payed up

Eeeeh, I suppose that would be all right.