h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Weell...we could use the e-vil powers of passive smoking to hold the world to ransom. Not exactly sure how that'd work, but I'll mull over the details. The generally helps stimulate mad-genius type thoughts...

*Sips *

Mwahahahaha! Oh yes, that hit the spot.

*Slumps into faux-60s chair, begins plotting. Or possibly just gurgling to self - it's hard to tell*

Er ...yes, actually .. but it won't be easy..



There's a man at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue who will stop at nothing!! In other circs, he'd be our kind of guy, but given half a chance, he'll save half the world! We have to stop him ....

Eeek! he's just posted me as an Axis of Evil ....

*Still glaring at Legion. (But since he busted up her continuity, she thinks that somehow she's ended up either back in teh BOE, or they've all gone up on the roof. Nobody knows. Either way, she's with the lot of them now, and there we are then.)*

JJ, Nothing personal, Bob knows I don't want your fury unleashed on me. It's just that it's really quite amazing that you're not a sith, seeing as how you spend so much time angry at Legion. You must have a lot of self control to keep from being corrupted by the dark side.

It seems to me, to make an evil plan that will succeed we first need a reason to do it. A motive of some sort. I notice back at the start of the BoE there were lots of e-vil plans and things to do when everyone was trying to rename day thing. Once we have a reason or cause to do something we can then proceed to come up with evil plans, and then evil deeds to carry them out.

Skull darling, the situation with the Sith is /such/ a complicated thing...

See, I was going to join them, and I was signed up for the Academie, even, but when I went to the first enrollment meeting, Darth Fiania (the enrollment councilor lady-person-theng) took one look at me and pronounced me too cute to be a Sith. She said it hd something to do with the whole petite blonde with jade green eyes thing I had going on. And then there was Thrasymachus... He's a dragon, see which would be all right, but he went and settled himself in the form of a river dragon, which is white and cute and fairly... well, for lack of better terminology, too ing whooshy, you know? Basically though, I was denied entry to the Academie because I'm too bleeding cute. And so is Thras. But I have to much e-vil potential...! I must say that I find it sad that the Sith are so fixated on outside image that they can't even see through to the core of a person. *sigh* But anyway. I didn't want to waste my Force talent, so I had my uncle pull a few strings so I could get into the Jedi Academy down the way. (You could /tell/ how ghetto it was, because they spelled it with a "y" instead of the "ie." )

Ergo, the Jedi Jade. Woo freaking hoo.

*She downs a *

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for explaining.

Skullock

You're welcome dear.

JJ

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F97983?thread=220400 This is the link to my Anarchist Liberation front. (You all /know/ you wanna peice of that action...)

*Despite lack of activity and onlookers, resists temptation to change into anything more...comfortable*



*Mixes a at the bar and sips it in glorious silence*

CRASH!!!
*drops and the glass shatters on the floor.*

Sorry, I can't stand silence.

*goes to clean up glass (since i'm evil janitor and all) notices that the disolved a hole through the floor*

Whoa, I think someones been messing with the minibar again!

What can I say? I slipped in when no one was looking.

Ah-Ha! I knew it.

Legion, maybe you should put down the unless you feel like having you intestines cleaned out.

Now, now. Don't spoil my fun.

You're right. There hasn't been enough evil going on here anyways.

*sets a at every seat around the table*

There we go, just so long as nobody notices the backlog.

All we have to do is keep posting until we get a new page. Most people don't read the b'log anyway...

JJ does.

And Skull darling, you know I'm on a stiff regiment of anyway. I dun drink like the other in this thread.

Curses. Foiled again.

Well, JJ, if it's ramune you want, I'm sure we can arrange something.

Well,JJ,i guess you're too smart for us. Maybe I'll just have to learn how to mix a ramune.

*Blissfully ignoring backlog, knocks back and wipes mouth*

Ahh. Hairs on your chest, and all that.

*Becomes aware that everyone is staring at him expectantly*

Yeees?