h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello I am Light, welcome to the fourth thread of the Lighthouse Bar We moved threads to try and ensure a speedy service. In here you will find almost any drink you can imagine strong \%/ , strong , and assortment of 's, strong refreshing 's and 's including some brewed on board, such as Firestarter and Lighthouse Pale Ale as well as the Dutch Hertog Jan, Coopers Dark and many more. >-| is a speciality of the house and we are the only place on this planet where you can get a . McLurchers is in limitless supply. There are fresh and an assortment of nibbles, including a limitless supply of . We also serve a special ... At the end of the bar stands the >-| fridge with its newly refurbished catch (The lock has been repaired and despite the efforts of some * looks at Caerwynn * you should not be able to get locked in there) The Italian speaking Pizza Oven is here, and is currently studying English so normal service can be resumed. The wonderfully temperamental Internet Toaster sits quietly in the corner wondering why everyone is ignoring it. The Swash Bot the cleaning Robot will be joining us just as soon as it has finished clearing up in the old thread. The international coffee machine takes a prominent position behind the bar – still producing all sorts of ’s some with interesting additions. is a speciality of the house and the recent addition of is proving popular In the one corner is a roaring fire surrounded by comfortable sofa's, the occasional has been known to sleep there when the cabins are just too far away. The amazing and rather battered Zarniwoop piano is usually in the corner although it does seem to have developed a tendency to disappear (the regulars still regard with a certain amount of respect following some 'interesting' incidents in the second thread). The mini kilts and various other trophies are hung above the mantelpiece. The DJ booth shaped like a Beach hut has had a fresh coat of paint and sits beside the window. Through the double windows is a balcony, complete with deck chairs and BBQ, an ideal spot on a sunny day or starry night. In the back room the Pub Quiz, the Link can be heard http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F70774?thread=144952 Anyway come in, make yourself welcome! What can I get you? If I don't have what you want here please ask and I will go plunder (I mean borrow) it from somewhere. I have been known to get distracted / drunk from time to time so if ever I am not here help yourself If you have not been before don't worry about the backlog, this is a bar after all so just come in, have a drink and let the fun begin ...

Ooooooh......nice new thread!

* puts the bowl on the bar *

Do you think we should have a new thread opening party?

I wonder what theme we should go for ...

Would a pirate theme be too obvious <?>

* giggles *

It might just be - would anyone notice!

I was thinking more along the lines of beach party or we never did have the apres ski ...

Sounds good! Who'll be the DJ<?> Or shall we have a pianist <?>

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!:

*approch's piano with caution
*wonders over to bar *approches fireplace with no caution someone say Party?

Let's crack open the !

Now, there's an idea I can understand!!!!

We need a !

*wanders in exhusted after walking alround the ship looking for the new bar*

Cal!

You up for an Apres Ski Party?

* gets busy making all kinds of interesting hot and cold drinks - they all have one thing in common - a good kick! *

I am not sure who can DJ! Our resident DJ used to be Kheldar but he has a new asignment now and we hardly ever see him. I am sure he would not mind if someoen else took over.

I can work the decks - he showed me how - but I will be a little busy with the bar - now what does anyone want to start off listening to?

*comes ing in, arms filled with rum, mint and limes* Phew Light! Glad I stopped by the old place... you forgot the Mojito fixings...

*fixes a huge pitcher of Mojitos and grabs two straws* Care to share?

dj?

Whats a dj?

We're trying to find someone to do the music for the party

*looks up disc jockey in his trog english dictionary*

*disc some thing music is played on*

*jockey races horses *

Oh so your planning to race discs yes?

*Mr Chris has his staff cary him and the piano in while he plays and sings Sinatra's The Way You Look Tonight*

*pokes head through door*

Hey, did someone say party??? Firstly, to start off the night, how about an , Light! Thanks! *pours * mmmm... bliss Nice place you got here...

*plays "Lovely Bunch of Coconuts"*