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A bonsai tree The lotuses are blooming, the bonsai are trimmed, the tea is brewing and the sand is just begging to be raked. I have built a memorial garden in my grandfather's honour here and a garden of equal stature for DNA here. You can view my first edited entry by clicking on the bonsai image, or you could pop over to The Inanimate Archive and see my cartoon. In June of 2002, I helped Kate write A Modern H2G2 Fairy Tale. One of my interests, besides botany, is architecture. To understand my sense of humour, read The Onion. In terms of music, I like most things, but my favories have to be Pete Yorn and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. A badge showing a whippet dog wearing a cap and scarf on a yellow background above the initials of the Flat Cap and Muffler Sports and Social Clubsmiley - spacesmiley - space

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"Well Done!"

~Thesaurus Rex

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"*reads it* *likes it*"


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"Well it made me laugh smiley - smiley"


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"I like it smiley - biggrin Simple, creative stuff. Good work"


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"smiley - rofl very clever smiley - biggrin"


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"Ah, science humor. Dilbert used to be more like this.smiley - cheerup"

~Sea Change

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"I love this series - a perfect mixture of cerebral and witty.smiley - ok"


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"smiley - laughsmiley - cry Brillsmiley - biggrinFor some reason, it just tickled my fancy smiley - winkeye"

~Sergeant Mushroom

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"I like the furniature. Looks like a Noel Coward play... Wow.smiley - ok"

~Just sit there an be quiet!

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"Excellent! Keep them coming, pleasesmiley - cheers"

~Danny B.

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"How dogmatic of you!smiley - biggrin"

~egnever lisnot

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From One Fan on 06/05/04:

I thought I should tell you I read your entry faithfully every week but unless there is a conversation thread where people discuss it, I'm usually lost. Not that clever visually, me, an I usually need someone to explain these.

But even I got this one.

I smiled. Am smiling.

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