h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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So ...

Now what?

Yes, I think so...

The 140 -1 proud Members of Clan Thingite
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence ( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
   General in Charge of External Affairs
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
    Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Mike - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer of Pennants
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
ing - Guardian of the Sacred
Thorn
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency
(TIS)
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
Eris - Resident Deity
Sir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
    Kight Errant of the Thingite Cause
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
Sir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
    Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause
E G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric Gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War
Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on
   Thingite Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave -
Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of
Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry for the Thingite Legions
Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   for all Things Thingy
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine
   Irish Thingite Council
Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites
   and Mother in Law from Hell
Ex-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot trooper)
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard ( Diviner of Dark Magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of No Things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
fords_prefect - Drinker of Tea
Joe - Priest of Bovine-Related Rituals
Bina-baby - Wearer of All Things Purple
Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans of Whuppass
Sulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier of Thing
Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister for
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
lemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the Year
I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -
   Thingite Alterer of Calendars
Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-Snacks
Plastic Squirrel - Worrier of Pigeons
Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
The Doctor - Head of Confusion
St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for
   the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive Server
March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings
Vidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite Cause
Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless Numbers
SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and Sorceress
Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
Batty - Thingite Adawehi of Nuyagi
Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian
   and Scaled Beastie
MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
Iron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smith
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,
   pithy name and spent five sleepless
   nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy Bunnies
FABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special Operations
Mookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and Justice
Increase Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences
in the Court of Thing
Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little people
Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
Engels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness
Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and
Confusing Conversations
Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes and Other Noxious Substances
Strider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of Thingies
Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
Knifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf
Who Was Born on a Thing
Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzy
doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble,
   Pagan Younger and Official Pooper Scooper
Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant
   of the Thingite Army
Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes
   and Thingite Postmistress General
Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and
   Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)
Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
Candi - Mistress of Titters
Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork Engraver
Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
Carl - Official undead zombie chicken of Thing (ex partie)
Leeneh - Bornonthing
Ba'alzamon - Lord of the Underworld,
   and all things Dark and Slimy
Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
Galen - Official Banisher of Sodit
One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer
   in Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories
   and Shiny Gardening Tools
TORG - Lord High Slapper of Wrists and
   Knitter of Belly-Button Fluff
Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer of Laziness and
   Giver-Outer-er of Excuses for Being Lazy
GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson
   to/from the Questions Only Thread
THE KID - Romancer of the Realm of The Ridiculous
Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant
Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak and
   Follower of Richard Marx-ism
Mr Legion - Secretary of Evil for the Thingite Cause
Fadookie the Froody - The Shah of Great Boo-hally,
   Vice President of the
Department of Vice and Strife,
   Coveter of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire
Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader to The Thingite Clan
KerrAvon- Thingite in Charge of Revoltionary Misspelt Graffetttti
Sir Stu - Thingite Cook
Sir Culdasac - Master of the Thingite Monkey Army
Alex - Thingite Ambassador of the Irony of the Smile
GingerElle - High Empress of Rich Tea Eating
   and Curator of the Official Fruitcake

Hmmm...... Can I just cut and paste the new names into the old roster list? Will that work?

It sure will! Just remember to put them in front of the at the end, and that you get the and the before and after each name ... oh, and don't forget to change the number of Thingites at the very top of the list!

Thanks, Shea!

What would we do without Our shea?

I wouldn't want to find out!

Oh, I'm sure you'd find some other anal-retentive soul to update the roster for you ...

Impossible!

Shucks ...

Eh, think you missed me

Shea's been a little busy lately, CM..... I"m sure she'll get to it eventually, but it might not be till after this little wedding thing is over with...

Yeah...I understand
So I've included myself on the list on my ps though...

though

Clive's been gabbling new thingites as they come along, but the updates on the list only happen when there's several to add at one time, usually.... I think...

This is the official procedure:

I usually post at w**k , and when I see a new Thingite get gabbled, I send myself an email at home, where I have the master list of Thingites. When I ever get around to going online at home, I add the new Thingite to the list. If I remember, I post the new list here. That's the official procedure, and we wouldn't want to mess with a proven thing.

what about me