A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
*NEW* code for Thingite Roster.
Galen Posted Feb 8, 2002
i applied awhile ago as the official bannisher of sodit, yet i do not seem to be on there yet
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 8, 2002
You must not have been officially gabbled, Galen! We'll have to wait for our esteemed Warlord to come back and make you all official! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 21, 2002
I'll just bump this to the top of the list, and see if our esteemed Warlord notices ...
*BUMP!!!*
*NEW* code for Thingite Roster.
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Feb 22, 2002
(Things that go BUMP in the night)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 22, 2002
Still doesn't catch his attention though ... maybe I should zoom it to the top of the list ...
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Galen Posted Feb 22, 2002
it does not seem to be working
needs magic
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 22, 2002
Actually, this might work better to get his attention:
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 24, 2002
Well, I updated the roster, and I really want to add Galen in as the 125th Thingite. So I'm not posting the update until Galen gets gabbled!
<--- on strike
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 24, 2002
*tired* 
Galen - Officical Bannisher of Sodit.
*bangs gabble* 
- Is this all you want me for? Is this all our relationship is built on?
I feel used.* 
(would drink the thanks but had a wee bit too much 
last night and so is feeling rather delicate this morning. 
)
* I may have mentioned elsehwere, feeling in a 
mood today
- this may have something to do with the - though I am not sure myself.....
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 24, 2002
This isn't all our relationship is built on! There's sporks, and spilled drinks, and ... and ... okay, maybe this *is* all there is, but it's more than most people have!
::: hands Clive 
:::
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 24, 2002
I'd forgotten (read: repressed.) the spilled drinks...
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 24, 2002
Oh, lookie! I updated the roster!
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The 126 -1 proud Members of Clan Thingite
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence ( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
General in Charge of External Affairs
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency
(TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred
Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major
Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer of Pennants
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
Sir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
Kight Errant of the Thingite Cause
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
Sir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause
E G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric Gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War
Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and
D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite
Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
Travelling Side Show aka Dave -
Magnificent Steed,
Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of
Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys
and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
Weaponry for the Thingite Legions
Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
for all Things Thingy
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite Council
Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites
and Mother in Law from Hell
Ex-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths
(Parrot trooper)
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard ( Diviner of Dark Magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of No Things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
fords_prefect - Drinker of Tea
Joe - Priest of Bovine-Related Rituals
Bina-baby - Wearer of All Things Purple
Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
of Un-Opened Cans of Whuppass
Sulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
Grand Visier of Thing
Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister for
Unnecessary Macho Posturing
lemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the Year
I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of Calendars
Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-Snacks
Plastic Squirrel - Worrier of Pigeons
Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
The Doctor - Head of Confusion
St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive Server
March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings
Vidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite Cause
Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless Numbers
SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and Sorceress
Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
Batty - Thingite Adawehi of Nuyagi
Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled Beastie
MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
Iron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smith
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name
and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one
- Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy Bunnies
FABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special Operations
Mookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and Justice
Increase Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences in the Court of Thing
Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little people
Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
Engels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness
Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing Conversations
Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust
Fumes and Other Noxious Substances
Strider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of Thingies
Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
Knifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf Who Was Born on a Thing
Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzy
doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger
and Official Pooper Scooper
Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite Army
Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes
Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and
Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
(Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)
Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
Candi - Mistress of Titters
Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork Engraver
Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
Carl - Official undead zombie chicken of Thing (ex partie)
Leeneh - Bornonthing
Ba'alzamon - Lord of the Underworld, and all things Dark and Slimy
Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
Galen - Official Banisher of Sodit
One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer in Charge of
Water-Proof Spork Accessories and Shiny Gardening Tools
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Feb 25, 2002
When can I be added please 
?
Do I get to to be number 126 or have you passed that already?
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 25, 2002
You will 126 - when we update the list as it sort of ges in leaps and bounds....
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Feb 25, 2002
Cheers - My own list of fellow (and girlie) members at last 
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 25, 2002
Actually, I think we're up to 127 ...
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Feb 25, 2002
Yes i realised that one too. 
The 125th Thingite (yahoo!)
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Feb 25, 2002
You can't be expected to keep track of all this! You're the esteemed Warlord! That's why you've got peons like me to take care of the clerical work ...
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*NEW* code for Thingite Roster.
- 41: Galen (Feb 8, 2002)
- 42: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 8, 2002)
- 43: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 21, 2002)
- 44: Galen (Feb 21, 2002)
- 45: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Feb 22, 2002)
- 46: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 22, 2002)
- 47: Galen (Feb 22, 2002)
- 48: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 22, 2002)
- 49: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 24, 2002)
- 50: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Feb 24, 2002)
- 51: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 24, 2002)
- 52: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Feb 24, 2002)
- 53: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 24, 2002)
- 54: Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! (Feb 25, 2002)
- 55: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Feb 25, 2002)
- 56: Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! (Feb 25, 2002)
- 57: Galen (Feb 25, 2002)
- 58: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 25, 2002)
- 59: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Feb 25, 2002)
- 60: Shea the Sarcastic (Feb 25, 2002)
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