h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes! Our good friend Ottox said that in order to keep the menu from becoming too long, you can split the line! Adding   which is a non-breaking space just indents the next line! HTML, my dear!

You learn a new thing every day.

or is that just me?

Yours in ignorence

Clive

If it's a good day, you learn something new!

Here's the latest and greatest drop-down menu:
_________________________________________________


The proud Members of Clan Thingite
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence
( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency
(TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred
Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War
Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite
Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave -
Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of
Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   and Lover of Small,
Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
Giga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason,
   Master of Thingite Infantry
Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   for all Things Thingy
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite Council
Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites
   and Mother in Law from Hell
rambling - Thingite Parrot Trooper
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of no things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
fords_prefect - drinker of tea

You are a marvel - I kinda lost track during my birthday.

My pleasure, Clive!

Here's the latest one, there may be another update soon, I've got two inquiries pending gabble.




The proud Members of Clan Thing
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence
( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and flicker of rubber bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschalfor the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite Calendar
Bazooka Joe and his Amazing Travelling Sideshow, Dave
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of disgruntled cat toys
Joanna - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Giga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason, Master of Thingite Infantry
Twinkle - Thigite Telepotantionist
Shorty - Tamer of Kremlin.
Taurrin Chaplin - Head of the Ministry for general Sillyness
W85- Master of Ceromonies
Phreako - Official Thingite Fancier of carrier Pigeons
Fred Smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
EphirielX - Resident Thingite Pyschologist
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
OTTOX !!! - THINGITE NEMESIS (BOO, HISS!)
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingites
Granny Weatherwax - Martiarch of the Thingites
Ex~Rambling - Trainer of theTthingite Monster-Moths !
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of no things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
Fords Prefect - drinker of tea
Bina-baby - Thingite grand-high publicist
Joe - Thingite Priest of Bovine-related rituals
E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) Thingite First Lieutenant of un-opened cans of Whuppass
Sulk - faithful hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Grand Visier of Thing
Lemodog, Thingite Captain of every Wibble of the year
I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
Dreamchild Warspasam - Thingite Minister for unnecessary macho posturing
The New Sam Wolf and Ob - the smiley face - Thingite alterer of calendars
Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
Pablo ferral: Thingite Distributor of bar-snacks

Thanks, Clive! I was missing a few of those! I have one question though:

Sulk - faithful hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, Grand Visier of Thing

Grand Visier??? What about ab? Don't tell me you've stripped him of his title!

No. I think, if I've read this correctly - they are one and the same person!

Sulk being the hound *TO* the Grand Vizier.

NEVER a replacement.

I wonder, in terms of nettiquette, how you broach that subject exactly - "excuse me are you really somebody else?" --->

I've never been too concerned with that sort of thing ... you want me to shake 'im down for you, sir? *salutes*

Practice you art, sister.....

Permission! WOOHOO!

Here's another update:
_________________________________________________


The proud Members of Clan Thingite
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence ( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency
(TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred
Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
Sir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
   Kight Errant of the Thingite Cause
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
Sir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
   Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause
E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War
Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite
Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave -
Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of
Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   and Lover of Small,
Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
Giga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason,
   Master of Thingite Infantry
Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   for all Things Thingy
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite Council
Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites
   and Mother in Law from Hell
Ex-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot trooper)
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of no things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
fords_prefect - drinker of tea
Joe- Priest of Bovine-related rituals
Bina-baby - wearer of all things purple
Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of un-opened cans of Whuppass
Sulk - faithful hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier of Thing
Dreamchild Warspasam - minister for
   unnecessary macho posturing
lemodog - captain of every wibble of the year
I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of Calendars
Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of bar-snacks
Plastic Squirrel - Worrier of pigeons
Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
The Doctor - Head of Confusion
St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive Server
March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings
Vidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite Cause
Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless Numbers
SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and Sorceress
Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
Batty - Thingite Adawehi of Nuyagi
Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled Beastie

The proud Members of Clan Thingite
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence ( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency
(TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred
Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
Sir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
   Kight Errant of the Thingite Cause
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
Sir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
   Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause
E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War
Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite
Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave -
Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of
Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   and Lover of Small,
Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
Giga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason,
   Master of Thingite Infantry
Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   for all Things Thingy
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite Council
Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites
   and Mother in Law from Hell
Ex-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot trooper)
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of no things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
fords_prefect - drinker of tea
Joe- Priest of Bovine-related rituals
Bina-baby - wearer of all things purple
Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of un-opened cans of Whuppass
Sulk - faithful hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier of Thing
Dreamchild Warspasam - minister for
   unnecessary macho posturing
lemodog - captain of every wibble of the year
I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of Calendars
Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of bar-snacks
Plastic Squirrel - Worrier of pigeons
Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
The Doctor - Head of Confusion
St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive Server
March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings
Vidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite Cause
Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless Numbers
SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and Sorceress
Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
Batty - Thingite Adawehi of Nuyagi
Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled Beastie
MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
Iron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smith
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name
   and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and fluffy bunnies
FABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special Operations
Mookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and Justice

The 114 proud Members of Clan Thingite
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence ( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
   General in Charge of External Affairs
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency
(TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred
Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
Sir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
   Kight Errant of the Thingite Cause
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
Sir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
   Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause
E G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War
Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws - Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for flicking rubber bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite
Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave -
Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of
Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   and Lover of Small,
Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry for the Thingite Legions
Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   for all Things Thingy
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite Council
Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites
   and Mother in Law from Hell
Ex-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot trooper)
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (and diviner of dark magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of no things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
fords_prefect - drinker of tea
Joe - Priest of Bovine-related rituals
Bina-baby - wearer of all things purple
Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of un-opened cans of Whuppass
Sulk - faithful hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier of Thing
Dreamchild Warspasam - minister for
   unnecessary macho posturing
lemodog - captain of every wibble of the year
I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of Calendars
Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of bar-snacks
Plastic Squirrel - Worrier of pigeons
Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
The Doctor - Head of Confusion
St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive Server
March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings
Vidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite Cause
Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless Numbers
SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and Sorceress
Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
Batty - Thingite Adawehi of Nuyagi
Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled Beastie
MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
Iron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smith
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name
   and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and fluffy bunnies
FABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special Operations
Mookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and Justice
Increase Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences in the Court of Thing
Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little people
Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
Engels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness
Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing Conversations
Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes and Other Noxious Substances
Strider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of Thingies
Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
Knifee - Thingite in charge of stuff you shouldn't run with
Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
Ernie (formerly Brian) - the Happy Little Elf who was born on a Thing
Eggy - The Thingite purple monkey dishwasher fanatic
Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzy
doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger
   and Official Pooper Scooper
Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite Army
Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python fame)
Michele - who's been hanging around, but for the
   life of me, I can't find her title!
Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and
   Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
Balsac - the wrinkled retainer

The 120 -1 proud Members of Clan Thingite
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence ( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
   General in Charge of External Affairs
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
    Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency
(TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred
Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
Sir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
    Kight Errant of the Thingite Cause
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
Sir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
    Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause
E G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric Gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War
Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite
Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave -
Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of
Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry for the Thingite Legions
Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   for all Things Thingy
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite Council
Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites
   and Mother in Law from Hell
Ex-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot trooper)
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard ( Diviner of Dark Magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of No Things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
fords_prefect - Drinker of Tea
Joe - Priest of Bovine-Related Rituals
Bina-baby - Wearer of All Things Purple
Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans of Whuppass
Sulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier of Thing
Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister for
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
lemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the Year
I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of Calendars
Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-Snacks
Plastic Squirrel - Worrier of Pigeons
Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
The Doctor - Head of Confusion
St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive Server
March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings
Vidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite Cause
Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless Numbers
SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and Sorceress
Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
Batty - Thingite Adawehi of Nuyagi
Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled Beastie
MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
Iron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smith
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name
   and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy Bunnies
FABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special Operations
Mookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and Justice
Increase Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences in the Court of Thing
Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little people
Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
Engels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness
Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing Conversations
Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes and Other Noxious Substances
Strider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of Thingies
Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
Knifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf Who Was Born on a Thing
Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzy
doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger
   and Official Pooper Scooper
Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite Army
Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
Michele - (who's been hanging around, but for the
   life of me, I can't find her title!)
Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and
   Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)
Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
Candi - Mistress of Titters
Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork Engraver
Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
Carl - Official undead zombie chiken of Thing (ex partie)

The 120 -1 proud Members of Clan Thingite
Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
acidbath - Grand Visier
Parrferris - Minister of Defence ( Occasional Offence)
Amy - High Priestess of Thing
   General in Charge of External Affairs
Shea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite Guard
    Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er
The Gook - Sir Loin, Master at Arms
Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
HappyDude - Camp Follower
Inkwash - Speaker of the Underpass
St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency
(TIS)
Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
ing - Guardian of the Sacred
Thorn
M'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred Ale
Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThing
Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major
Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas
Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
Minister of Occasional Tables
Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things Thingy
Sir TJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite Wit
    Kight Errant of the Thingite Cause
Eris - Resident Deity
Katie of the Redheads - Donna and Mother
St Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)
Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
Sir EvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra
    Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause
E G Mel - The Maker of Small Electric Gadgets
Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of Smilies
Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
ABI (!!!) - Captain of Reconnaissance
Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
Joe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War
Machine
Dastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite Legions
Busterbone - Warden of the Pound; Lobber of dogs.
Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake and
   D. Pres. for Flicking Rubber Bands.
Dien - Lord-Seneschal (and-Master-of-Werewolves)
   for the Court of Thing
Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite
Calendar
(A horse called) Bazooka Joe and His Amazing
   Travelling Side Show aka Dave -
Magnificent Steed,
   Bearer of Thingites and Devourer of
Carrots
Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys
   and Lover of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
Joanna, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions
Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
   Weaponry for the Thingite Legions
Shorty - Tamer/Trainer of Kremlin
Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister for General Sillyness
w85 - Thingite Master of Ceremonies
fred_smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry
ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
   for all Things Thingy
Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingite Council
Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch of the Thingites
   and Mother in Law from Hell
Ex-Rambling - Trainer of the Thingite Monster Moths
   (Parrot trooper)
Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard ( Diviner of Dark Magics!)
Thing - Thingite Gat
Engländer - Thingite of No Things
Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler of Condiments
fords_prefect - Drinker of Tea
Joe - Priest of Bovine-Related Rituals
Bina-baby - Wearer of All Things Purple
Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor of Thingism
Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
   of Un-Opened Cans of Whuppass
Sulk - Faithful Hound of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
   Grand Visier of Thing
Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister for
   Unnecessary Macho Posturing
lemodog - Captain of Every Wibble of the Year
I'm still thinking - Peerless Master of the Gunblade
Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face - Thingite Alterer of Calendars
Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor of Bar-Snacks
Plastic Squirrel - Worrier of Pigeons
Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
The Doctor - Head of Confusion
St Niwt - Amphibious Warden for the Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
kirikugi - Thingite Tea and Chocolate Digestive Server
March Hare Commander of the Thingite Lemmings
Vidmaster - Warrior Prime of the Thingite Cause
Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant of Meaningless Numbers
SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher and Sorceress
Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
Batty - Thingite Adawehi of Nuyagi
Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian and Scaled Beastie
MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
Iron Griffin - Soul Forger and Thingite Weapon Smith
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name
   and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one
   - Thingite Poet of Doom!!! and Fluffy Bunnies
FABT - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special Operations
Mookie - Thingite Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom and Justice
Increase Mathers - Cause of Awkward Silences in the Court of Thing
Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador to the little people
Avenging Washcloth - Thingite Athletics Supporter
Engels42 - Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness
Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister of Bizzare and Confusing Conversations
Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler of Nasty Exhaust
   Fumes and Other Noxious Substances
Strider - High Chair of the Peoples Front of Thingies
Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
Knifee - Thingite in Charge of Stuff You Shouldn't Run With
Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf Who Was Born on a Thing
Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
   Manager of Stray Brain Cells and All Things Spazzy
doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender of Wibble, Pagan Younger
   and Official Pooper Scooper
Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant of the Thingite Army
Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
Michele - Purveyor of Oscillating Gyroscopes
Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist and
   Navigator of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
   (Including But Not Limited to Walls and Bus Stops)
Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
Candi - Mistress of Titters
Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist and Offical Spork Engraver
Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
Carl - Official undead zombie chiken of Thing (ex partie)

Oops! Take out that last

Are you taking the ?

No, I'm taking it out ... is that the same thing?