h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Roster has been returned.

....and there was much rejoicing.

huzzar

Good!


Thursday!!!

Everthing must be returning to normal then.

>> The Roster has been returned.


Curses!

Yippeeeeeeeee!

I managed to update the roster! My PS is sooooo lovely now....

Thing rules!

The Dark Side I sense in you, Bureau.

*absorbs GD's curse*

Much to learn...you still have.

TPTB didn't understand how that could be considered spam either, so they returned it. I'm a little worried about it happening again, so maybe I'll just make the roster into an Entry, so when I update it, nobody can consider it spam! I'll let you know when I put it together.

Oh, what a surprise! I did it a year and a half ago!

It's at A3406268, and the newest version is posted. I suggest subscribing there, and I'll just post when I've updated it.

yay!

Keep posting ,Shea!

Hmm good point.

I'll ammend the roster shortly

I just amended it myself!

A3406268

I was tired and the net connection went squibbly for a while I meant to say "manifesto".

I guess it's about time for this ...

The 592 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite
1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord
2. acidbath - Grand Visier
3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence
        (And Occasional Offence)
4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And
        General In Charge Of External Affairs
5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms
6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass
7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite Guard
        And Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er
8. HappyDude - Camp Follower
9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad
10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor
11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale
12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants
13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder
14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division
15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn
16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)
17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas
18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing
19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie
20. Minister Of Occasional Tables
21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy
22. Kaz - Resident Deity
23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit
        And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother
25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)
26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker
27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra
        And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause
28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets
29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies
30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon
31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer
32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance
33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief
34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite
        War Machine
35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions
36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs
37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)
38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And
        D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands
39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)
        For The Court Of Thing
40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer
41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On
        Thingite Calendar
42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing
        Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,
        Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots
43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys
        And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists
44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer
        And Official Person In Charge Of Making
        Something Official Looking
45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions
46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist
47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic
        Weaponry For The Thingite Legions
48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin
49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer
50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness
51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies
52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry
53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist
        For All Things Thingy
54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald
55 -1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis
56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine
        Irish Thingite Council
57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites
        And Mother In Law From Hell
58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths
        (Parrot Trooper)
59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)
60. Thing - Thingite Gat
61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things
62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments
63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea
64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals
65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple
66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism
67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant
        of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass
68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,
        Grand Visier Of Thing
69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For
        Unnecessary Macho Posturing
70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year
71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade
72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -
        Thingite Alterer Of Calendars
73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch
74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks
75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons
76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat
77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender
78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator
79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion
80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For
        The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)
81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server
82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings
83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause
84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader
85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers
86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress
87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind
88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi
89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian
        And Scaled Beastie
90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer
91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith
92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,
        pithy name and spent five sleepless
        nights trying but couldn't think of one
        - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies
93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And
        Special Operations
94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice
95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences
        In The Court Of Thing
96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People
97. Avenging Washcloth - 1st Lieutenant, Officer In Charge Of
        Butt-Kicking (And Thingite Athletics Supporter)
98. Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness
99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And
        Confusing Conversations
100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster
101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty
        Exhaust Fumes And Other Noxious Substances
102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies
103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke
104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't
        Run With
105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite
106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf
        Who Was Born On A Thing
107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic
108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management
        Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy
109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,
        Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper
110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant
        Of The Thingite Army
111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)
112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes
        And Thingite Postmistress General
113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And
        Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects
        (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)
114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer
115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters
116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator
117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical
        Spork Engraver And
        Offical Easter Egg Finderouter-er
118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom
119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer
120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)
121. Leeneh - Bornonthing
122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,
        And All Things Dark And Slimy
123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner
124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent
125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit
126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer
        In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories
        And Shiny Gardening Tools
127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and
         Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff
128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And
        Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy
129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson
        To/From The Questions Only Thread
130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous
131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant
132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And
        Follower Of Richard Marx-ism
133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause
134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,
        Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,
        Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire
135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The
        Thingite Clan
136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt
        Graffetttti
137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook
138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army
139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile
140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating
        And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake
141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage
142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And
        Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice
143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces
144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage
145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness
        And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind
146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of
        Very Nearly All Things Piscine
147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma
        To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable
        Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle
148. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And
        Reconnaisance
149. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance
        Repairman Of Thingite Stuff
150. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon
151. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun
152. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi
153. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce
154. Peet - Pedant To The Stars
155. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana
        "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants
156. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher
157. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The
        Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli
158. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of
        Anything Saturated With Caffeine
159. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of
        Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head
160. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister
161. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side
162. Ineffable - The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-
        Somewhere-Or-Another, In Disguise
163. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear
164. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality
165. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official
        Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer
        ...er...er...
166. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac
167. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends
168. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites
        And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork
169. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons
170. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects
171. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo
172. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite
        Knowledge And Wisdom
173. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander
        Of All Killer Llamas
174. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled
        Shaver Of Hairy Dragons
175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club
        (Hades Branch)
176. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,
        Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic
177. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit
178. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books
179. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here
        And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,
        Please Go To This A857937 And You'll
        Know The Reason Why
180. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,
        Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread To The
        Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can
        Of Irn Bru
181. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica
182. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener
         And Part-Time Caretaker
183. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan
184. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker
185. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And
         Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos
186. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving
187. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader
188. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite
189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse -
        Executive Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism"
        Rehabilitation Center (Where We Help You Shed All
        Those Old Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream
        Habits With A Minimum Of Electro-Shock
        Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo
190. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The
        Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And Australian
        Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days
        And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work
191. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training
192. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat -
        Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of
        The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque
193. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person
        In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose
        The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose
194. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places
        In The Halls Of The Thingite Castle
195. Mystrunner - Assassin
196. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics
197. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener
        Of Phone Cords
198. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of
        Standing Around And Looking Generally
        Confused For Some Odd Reason
199. ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of
        Dudleyville
200. Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem
201. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link
        To God
202. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of
        French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main
        Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe
203. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The
         Thingites Of Estonia Faction
204. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks
205. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly
        Complex Devices
206. Noggin the Nog - Secretary Of Stoat And Chief Weasel
207. Santa - Santa Claus
208. Jade - Official Hoarder Of Specially Trained
        Cats For The Thingite Armada
209. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin
210. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause
211. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army
        And Mary Poppins's Bag Of Darkness
212. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme
        Sillyness
213. Jeff Mutton - In Charge Of Anne Robinson
        Facemasks And Stuffed Olives
214. Bryson - Chief-Assistant-Senior-Vice-Deputy-Corporal
215. AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer And Official
        Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender
216. Lee - High Priestess In The Order Of The Silver Spork
217. Schrödinger's Cat-Flap - Thingite Master Of Tentacle
        Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports
218. Hushpaw - The Wolf
219. Bix - Thingite Grand Exalted Advisutron To The
        High Tier
220. Farlander - Quackspert Of Things That Go Blastedly
        Missing On Sodit Mornings
221. Intrepidcat- The Grand Queen Pixy Of The Slightly
        Ovoid Table
222. Wired Kenny - Coffee Meister Of The Highlands
223. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post
        And A Great Deal of Shame Associated
        With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!)
224. Masuud O'Flarity - Discount Fortune Teller
225. Viojen - Official Spork Polisher
226. Nylarthotep - Lord Of The Ever-Expanding Sea Of
        Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation
        "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The
        Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?
        It's A Bloody Classic!!!"
227. D'Tan - Thingite In Charge Of Sporks Used In
        Electrical Engineering Applications
228. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be
        Spelt Rite
229. Aries - Guard Of The Space/Time Continuum And
        Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing
230. Reefgirl - Thingite Librarian
231. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs
232. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For
        Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,
        Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any
        Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build
        Symbolic Machines
233. Just Justin - Just Zis Guy, You Know?
234. Shake - Assistant Guardian Of The Space-Time
        Continuum
235. His Supreme Holiness Brendan I - Pope And
        Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of
        Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix
        And The Valley Of The Sun
236. Jodan - Head Miner Of 42 For The Edited Guide
237. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse
238. JustMe - Minister Of Cheese
239. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person
240. Alkland - Keeper Of Silly Hats Powerful Overlord
        (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division
241. Andrew 2.5 - Ruler Of All Things Purple
        And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives
        Except Bluest
242. Hobart - Official Thingite Hornswoggler
243. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things
244. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become
        A Suburban Sufferer Of
        Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,
        Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own
        Semiautobiographical Fish
245. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae
246. Bobo
247. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey
        Druak Her 1st Knight And Protector
248. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel
        Korps, Holder Of The Golden Spoon, And
        Supplier Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks
249. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap
        (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty
250. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities
251. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,
        Defender Of The Cape
252. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit
253. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance
        And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches
254. Html works - Thingite Headsman
255. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,
        Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The
        Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At
        The Local Magical Library
256. Takitomouse - Purveyor Of Spoons, Cakes And
        Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)
257. Badger B - The Lord High Thingite Archivist
258. Zero Cool - Kitten From Pikey82
259. Arwen - 1/3 Of Multiminded Entity:
        Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other
        Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student
260. Les - Sole Representative Of The
        Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing)
261. Eris - Thingite Goddess (And The 1st Thingite Baby!!!)
262. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A
         Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen
263. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,
        Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee
        Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks
264. Astroboy 69 - Aardvark Mutineer: Abscoder With
         Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom
265. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And
        Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder
        Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless
        Knowledge, But Then It Became Totally Useless)
266. turvy - Honourable Gatekeeper Of The Barrier
        On The Underpass Car Park
267. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat
268. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist
269. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator
270. Denno - Thingite Calender Relabelling And
        Co-ordination Specialist
271. big rich - Official Stirrer Of Other Men's Tea
        And The Reason 90% Of Thingites Get Divorced
        Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout
        The Lands Of The Thingites
272. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of
        Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To
        Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries
        and Pooh Sticks Champion
273. Maximus Decimus Meridius - General Of The Armies
        Of The Spork
274. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The
        Thingite Regiment Of Cowards
275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!
276. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers
277. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies
278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork
         And Master Of Pi
279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)
280. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets
        Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women
        For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying
        YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica
        In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42,
        Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,
        Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever
        Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good
        Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of
        Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And
        Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words,
        And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)
281. skittledog - Defender Of The Letter 'S'
282. Natai - Pizza Orderer Extraodinaire
283. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good
        Of Thing-Kind
284. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater
285. Evil One - Not Really Evil Anti Thingism Thingite
        In Charge Of Creating Havoc In Thingite Threads By
        Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And
        Claiming Not To Be A Thingite
286. Gaia - By Divine Right Keeper Of The Randomness
        Breeding Grounds, Master Eye-Roller, And
        Queen Of The Eccentric Planet
287. Semiquaver and Pentameter - Vaguely Official Thingite
        Jekyll And Hyde Parody
288. Farrago - Official Thingite Towel Herder
289. Kiro Yukai - High Protector Of Jones Soda Bottlecaps
        And All Other Modern Prophecy
290. HarpoNotMarx - Pedantic Surrealist
291. Phoenix Ravenflame - Grand High Sheltie Goddess,
        Matriarch Of The Ravenflame Gypsy Clan, Leader Of
        The Sorority Of The Llama, And Best Friend Of
        The Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture
292. Tu Gifalis - Director And Overseer Of Gummy
        Bear Torture
293. Alex Moore - The Overseeing Magistrate Of The Great
        Eastern Nuclear Lima Bean Factory
294. Drekenloka - Who Doesn't Always Fully Complete His
295. b9nr515 - Grand Master Of All Things Only Existent In
        Somebody's Head
296. What is rule one? - Minister Of The First Rule
297. Kreetch Kreetchius - Master Of Belly Button Fluff And
        Twisting To The Eventual Aim Of Having Enough
        To Knit A Small Jumper
298. Phoenix - Mostly-Minister Of Defense Against
        Slug-Tongues And Minor Deity Of Unlikely
        Travel/Thoughtless Adventure
299. Wonko the (In)Sane - Scribe And Scroll Guardian
300. AK nonexistent - Thingite Head Lumberjack
301. Dr Fishboy - The Great Mega Wobble Of Thingy
302. Nicole - Thingite Teacher
303. Lampost_of_the_Babblefishes - Arula-Protector Of The
        Invisible Spatula People
304. Marsinta Drewbish - Controller Of Haywire Robots
305. Skullock - The Evil Janitor Of The BoE
306. Jonson - Thingite Serf Of The Weird Initiative Rhinos
307. Cinnamon spider - Luminescent Devotee Of Musical
        Brilliance, Charismatic Enigma And All Things Type Four
308. Pope Pygmy Marmoset - High Priestess Of Paisley,
        Episkopos Of Thee Cabal Of Our Lady Of Thee Startlingly
        Obvious, Founder/Director Of The Scientific Paisley
        Institute, Giver Of Obtuse Titles, POEE Chaplain, Werret
309. Rissa - The Most Revered Lady ShoeShine, President Of
        The Association For The Prevention Of Boots Being Covered
        In Mouse, Frog, Hedgehog Or Other Small Animal
        Guts And Healer Of Those Addicted To The Shift Key!
310. Filburt - Official Thingite Treasurer Of The Turtles
311. MadFiddler2 - aka Scuttlemouse - Official Scrap-Searcher
        And Scavenger For The Thingite Cause
312. Davski - Head Of Thingite Cheese Awareness Campaign
313. Nick - Thingite Dance Commander Who Cannot Dance
314. Erklehammerdrat - PR Rep Of The Gibbering Chimps
315. explodingboy316 - Eternal Kamakaziest Of The Thingites
316. Workspin (English) - The Maker Of The Pangalacticgargleblaster
        On Thingy Nights
317. Yersinia Rory Borealis - The Exalted Morbid
        Master Of The Red Rodeo And Official Veen Orphan
318. Spider - Minister For Things That Hide In The Corner
        Of Your Room And Keep You Awake At 4am
319. Stu, That Silly Clanger - Supreme Lord, Master And
        Commander Of The Legion Of Thingite Clangers
320. Tacysa - The Tapdancing Turkey Taker
321. Ballisticsheep - The Indomitable Rubber Pot Plant
322. Greven Il-Vec - God Of Rice
323. Silver Moonlight - Offical Thingite Turkey Ninja
324. Spike - The Universal Towel Warmer, One Size Only: Extra Large
325. Able-seaman Matt - Duke Of Tangerine Consumption And
        High Priest Of Cleaning Ferrets With Very Small Brushes
326. Researcher Squangos - Cleaner Of Things That Clean,
        Dirtier Of Things That Clean That Have Been Cleaned,
        And Doer Of Other Jobs Which Similarly Contradict Each
        Other, Letting Him Get Double Pay 'Till The Ends Of
        Time (Or At Least Until I Own Everything, Natch)
327. Sachiel - Angel of Thing
328. Wekaman - He Who Likes Shiny Things And Loud Music
329. Matt, the inflatable ferret - The Scrubber Of Ferrets
        Using Self-Defeatingly Small Brushes
330. Frogglette, Tree dweller taking over the world - Commander Of
        Jiggery-Pokery And Long Distance Phone Calls
331. selkie - just selkie
332. Werm86 - The Leader Of The Worms And The Werms
        (And All Derivitaves Of The Name Worm)
        And The Werm/Worm Clan Supports You!
333. The Sweety Munster - Collector And Eater Of The Thingite Sweeties
334. She who shall be obeyed - Gin Empress And Bulgakov Lover
335. Emperor Jacob I - Inventor, Owner, And Operator
        Of The Magical Thingite Time Machine
336. The Beast
337. Eggledina
338. TheDirtyVicar - Chaplain To The Outcast And Disenfrachised
339. Hermi the Cat - Thingite Feline Relaxation Therapist
340. GodBen - The God Of Doors, Eunuchs And Cardealerships
341. Marvin - Young, American, And Hopelessly Depressed
342. Twig the pale
343. Yosarian - Slayer Of Peckish Chickens And Thrower
        Of Alarm Clocks
344. Cliche - The Observer
345. Feuille - the Un-Do-Able, Un-Are-Able, Un-Speak-Able
        And Generally Un-Think-Able, And Over-User Of Hy-phens
346. Cat-Eyes - The Lordest High Admiralest Of Hurting
        Herself And Being A Blind Cripple And Smart-Ass
        With Incessant Talking
347. Juliana - Gatekeeper, Keykeeper,
        Coffee-And-Bacon-Sandwich Provider
348. AlsieBoo - Resident Twister Of Words, Fingers,
        Backs And All Other Major Limbs
349. Ted - (comments randomly and furiously on topics
        he doesn't have the time or intelligence to understand),
        The Cynic
350. Orion - Chief Calculator Of Temperol Dynamics
        And Moon Moaner
351. Spectre - Thingite Lurker Of Dark Places
352. The Waylander - Assassin Of The 'T' Word
353. Beetie - Dejected Flying Saucepan
354. alphabet_soup - Lord, Master And Equal Opportunities Employer
355. OrangeMonk - Director Of Thingite Initiatives
        (Western Hemisphere)
356. redpeckhamthegrate
357. Gag Halfrunt - Biscuit Quality Control
358. Cyrano - Lord Of The Empire, God King Of Time,
        Guardian Of The Continuum
359. Svlad Cjellii - High Lord And Chancellor Of The Noble Knights
        Who Do So Sayeth The Very Splendid And
        Worthwhile Name Of Nee
360. chronicle - SupremeUltimate And Verylastword
        Of The Negotiated Dress Code
361. no_deep_thought - "Who Strangled A Person Whom
        Wanted Thursday To Stay As Thursday,
        He Survived Though And I Still Want My Hands On
        Any Non-Thingite And I May Not Kill Them But At Least
        Make Them Believe" The Lord Of
        Centaurs And E-Mail Junk Mail!
362. Asprin - The Minister For DRUGS!
363. debloich - Pocket Jeesus - The Lazer-Eyed Pocket Defender
364. Why_hello - Sooth-Sayer Of Confusing And Pointless Things
365. Forty_Two - The Royal Lady Of Rizzardini
366. DancingBuddha - From The Ears Of Periwinkle Broadband
        - Unthingable And Unthung ...
        I Will Wax Eloquent Herein
367. Duncan - Lord High Dragon Rider Of The Mounted
        Thingite Legions, And Official Brewer Of
        The Much Vaunted Thingite Coffee
368. Graywolf22 - Nick - Overseer Of Oyster Production
        And Lord Of The Fried Fish Pants
369. neogiegue - Headmaster, CEO, And Superviser Of The
        Committee Committed To Making Sure Nothing Gets Done
370. TurboNed - INTRODUCING: "His ___ness, The Wimzerfrap
        TurboNed" Where The "___" May Be Replaced
        By Any Word That One Feels Is Applicable
371. The Lemon Tea Strainer - Namer of -
        Up Until Recently - Nameless, Yet Important Items
372. Bill - Official Thingite Alchemist of Mass Proportions
373. thefluffysardine - The One With The Fluff
374. Pierce the Pirate - Sole Protector Of The One Master Key
        To The Chastity Belts Of All Female Thingites
        (You Know: One Key To Rule Them All,
        One Key To Bind Them And All That?)
375. Martiansoup - Overlord Of Fondues And
        All Things Cheesy (Except Jokes)
376. The Rev Jack Russell - The right reverend Jack russell
377. Damien Yukai - Poet Laureate Of Clan Thingite
        And Official Penguin Chaser
378. Researcher 232850 - The Devourer Of Men
379. Taamyu The Confused
380. Random Kiwi - Leader Of The Great Potato Revolution
        And To A Lesser Extent The Chips/Crisps Argument
381. Mad - The Unquestioned Mistress Of The Small Pieces
        Of Half Disintegrated Broccoli In The Compost Heap.
        Also The Mistress Of Spurple (A New Variation To Purple)
382. The Ultimate Foot Of The Watermelon Toes
383. manson_rocks - Crushed Coke Can
384. bullet_proof - I HATE TH(bleep)DAYS
385. Uncle Bob
386. Brother Orangetrousers - Keeper Of The Bad Smells
387. Melody - Musical Thingite And Owner Of Out-Of-Tune
        Musical Notes!
388. Watermusic - Mistress Of The Pack Of Thingite
        Jack Russell Terrors (With Teeth)
389. Almighty-Sokar - Misstwix Of The Firey, Red Planet
        (Mars) Of Chocolate. Apprentice Thingite Speaker
        Of Truth. Countess Of Flaws And Claws. Supervisor Of The
        Construction Of Great Things, And God's Left Big Toe
390. amazing_ralph - Cres-Purveyor Of All Things
        That Are Small, Brown And Squelchy
391. Luthiena - aka: Gerald Monarch Of The Giant Purple
        Mushroom People
392. Zimoon Master Of Extreme Custom Solutions
393. Matthew the Raven - Doyen Of Dontbry
394. (smooch)(loveblush)(cheers)(ok)(hug)
        (tongueout)(choc)(cake)(tea)(tea)(tea)(bubbly)(ale)
        (winkeye)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ale)(ok)(ale)(kiss)
        (smiley)(biggrin)(laugh)(sadface)
        Lord Ploder, Ruler Of The Extreme West And High
        Emperer Of Thingy-Land, Son Of Packely,
        The High King Of Rockely
395. lapetitegecko - ickle thing
396. Tarast - Head Bovine Trebuchet Trainer
397. Fool of a Tiff - Purveyor Of Linty Goodness
398. Trin Tragula - Curator Of The Index
399. Sir Oakie de Luna - Thingite Minister Of Non-Concentric Mud Art
400. Snackboy - Legenday Understatement
401. DarkMaterials - The Officer Of Smells Of An Unknown Origin
402. Lil - New Nurse To The Thingite Doctor
403. The Steve - Drowner Of Fish
404. Toastntea - Leader Of The Movement For The Conservation
         Of Jirakkarakkas
405. Spiffy - Thingite Head Of Medical Support
        In Case Of Risky Outdoors Operations
406. Steve - Commander Of The Fluff
407. Terribly Irreverent Reverend
408. David - Thingite Director General Of Tea
409. Flix - Lighting Technician Of The Dimly Lit Rooms
        Where Shady People Mumble Conspiratorially
410. Ryan - 1st Thingite Sprog
411. DarkElf - Thingite Of Doomliness And Other
        Assorted Misguided Doings
412. Gadarene (adjective)
413. Fllrbny - Head Of Cheese
414. The_Dark_Evil_One - The Big Purple One
415. Mustard Seed - Pincher Of Peanuts And Pints
416. Severa - Sacred Guardian Of All Things Squishy
417. Gargaluga - Head Of The Committee To Ensure The Logicality
        And Practicality Of All Important And
        Necessary Ventures Decided Upon By The Committee
        Of Deciding Upon Important and Necessary Ventures
        Which are Impractical and Illogical
418. Lostit - Instigator Of The Choas For The Thingites
419. Big Bad Brielle McKale - Kingpin In Charge Of
        Divisional Operations At The BOE
420. Duncan - Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
421. ENOHA - Lord Left Right Out. Leader Of The Lost.
422. T-swizzle - Inventor Of Those Things That Go Beep
423. Lil Grimmy - Minister Of Silly Walk
424. Northern_Rebellion - Commander Of All Foul Creatures
        With Big, Nasty, Pointy Teeth
425. OneInchMan - Lord Of E.ffing The Ineffable
426. Calmypal - Minister Of Ministry
427. Deaths_domain - Thingite Doppelgänger
428. Lord Khamsin - Thingite Protector Of The Credentially
        Challenged And Thwarter Of Power Gamers
429. gcjessica1989 - Not Sirius
430. Commander SuperMoo - Grand Duke Of The Cows
        And Thingite In Charge Of The BBQ Sauce
431. Kewi - Bringer Of Spare Socks
432. madmonk of wine and wibble - Contemplator Of All Those
        Little Specky Things You Can Only See In The Sunlight,
        But Everybody Seems To Think Are NOT Dust
433. The Oracle - Knower Of All Things Random And Irrelevant
        ... And I Get To Sit In A Really Cool Chair
        Looking Ominous And Mystical...
434. Arisztid Lugosi - Lady Of All Things Space Related
        And Inexplicable
435. A Random Person - Thingite Protector Of Putting
        Useless And Unneccesary Commas Into Sentences
        For No Apparant Reason
436. Lady Sunflower - Official Gatherer Of The Rainbows
        For Their Own Good, Keeper Of Daydreams,
        And Dispenser Of No-Ill-Will
437. Laura - High Priestess Of Tinned Pineapple
        Eaten On The Top Of Windy Hills In
        The Company Of Very Good Friends
438. GentletGarble - mechanic.by.day,
        eliminator.of.all.things.problematic.by.night
        (also tall and handsome)
439. Midnight Ice - The Daughter Of a Cacophony Of
        Chrysanthemums
440. ReabeAlpha - Super Supreme High Ultra Ultimate
        Lord Of The Machine Manufacture Of Titanium Sporks
        Or SSHUULMMTS (Can Be Pronounced Shulmts)
441. Ceesos - Second Undersecretary To The Thingite
        Subcommitee On Paperclips And Part-Time
        Fitness Instructor (Sodits Only)
442. The Admiral - Commander-In-Chief Of The Imperial Thingite Navy
443. John Coxon - Ambassador Of All Things Thing To The
        Ignorant Heathens (With Occasional Side Duties Including
        Sandwich-Making And Fetching Of Cups Of Tea)
444. Laudatortemporisacti - Master Of Bizarre Thought,
        Pizza Eating And General Messing Around
445. Fujimar - Brother Of Marmajuke McManarse, Lord Of Things
        That Don't Go Bump In The Night Like Fish
        And Cabbage, Squire To Clive, The Not So Evil,
        Just Misunderstood Hamster
446. Kat - Thingite Psychoanalyst
447. Sophandros - Minister Of Thaumaturgy And
        Praeternatural Affairs
448. mahargovich - The Right Honourable Member In Charge
        Of Eating Pies
449. The Liquid Warrior - In The Holy Crusade Against
        The Tee Total Taliban
450. mangodesk - Mwahahahahahaha
451. Madman42q - The Mad Tea Maker
452. Captain LeRue - Handyman
453. Fred Zitt
454. Laudatortemporisacti - Master Of Bizarre Thought, Pizza Eating
        And General Messing Around
455. The Mayan Templar - Lord "Mumbles" Sin-clair Bjork-Bjork
        Eclair Jellybowl Of Quiche Lorraine XXXX, Varicosely
        Peer Of The Jetty-sitters, Holder Of The Heavy Medal Of
        The Skirmish Of Wholly Gruel, Wobbly-scone Of The House Of
        yik-yik-yik-yik, Mentioned In The Court Circular Pastry,
        And Hound
456. Ruglots - The Rugged Collector Of Lots Of Rugs
457. Sir Paul - The Watcher Of The Pretty Pink Ribbons
458. Skankyrich - Executive Dogbody And Keeper Of The Royal Stool
459. lucas42 - Unofficial Deputy Assistant Minster Of The Education
        Of Medium Sized Cucumbers
460. Mr Woodpigeon - Ultimate Hornet Of Mystical Proportions
461. Phil_Anderson_PI - Official Private Investigator Of
        The Great And Glorious Thingites,
        And Keeper Of The Great White Seabadger,
        Whos True Name Is
        Hidden From Lesser Mortals But Shall From
        Henceforth Be Named Steve
462. mad boffin - Part Time House Ogre and Homework Enforcer
463. Loopy_Cloz - Defender Of Loopiness And Being Random
464. Magwitch - I Was Sitting On The Fence But My
        Bottom Got All Ridgey So I Got Off
465. Jlaxite - The Imaginary Swanky Dingo Mobster Who Only Exists
        On The 22nd Day Of Every Month
        That Isn't During A Leap Year
466. Pazuzo - Prince Of Antarctica
467. Dai the Death - Wearer Of The Lethal Long Johns
        And Holder Of The Morticians Ball
468. MysteriousOneWoS - Thingite Well Of Souls
469. Allmighty Phil - Ruler Of The Many Mooseapleny
        From Alpha Centari And Leader Of The MOOSE
        (Ministry Of Overthrowing Stupid Establishments)
470. CaptainNuge - Lord High President Of Stuff,
        Star Trek And Pocket Lint And General Thurs*** Disliker
471. royalleothelion - Royal Guard Of The Kings Potty
472. needcaffeine - Rescuer, Slayer, Revolutionary,
        Guardian Of Justice, Defender Of Crowns,
        Best Prices Paid For Old Furniture, ps Pram For Sale
473. holy_robot - Gratuitous Member
474. no_genius - The One They Call The Ponderer Of The
        Ultimate Question And Income Tax
475. Nalsean the Almighty, Minister of Duct Tape and High Voltage, Finder of Keys
476. Animal - He Who Is A Thingummie Thingite Thingy Thing To
        The Wotsit
477. Voojajig - Ky, Duke Of Irradiated Gerbils, Senior Assistant
        Librarian In Charge Of Spork-Related Literature,
        And All-Around General Cretin And Nincompoop
478. Kristian Clarke - Priory Thingite Hero Of Year 6
479. Richard Lloyd - Priory Thingite Priest Of Year 5
480. Dominic Lennon - Priory Keeper Of Giant Bunnies
481. Tasterainbows - Official Taster Of Skittles And Jelly Beans
482. Maary - Knower Of Everything, But At The Same Time Nothing
483. The Kid - Chief Mechanic Of Air Force 13
484. bubba-fretts - Official Thingite Blasphemer
485. Hel 2 - Official Thingite Heretic
486. dragonqueen - Eternally Free And Forever Untamed -
        Guardian Of The Other Wind And
        The Mills That Runs By It
487. camarade thingite chupito - Ambassador Of Thingitism
        In France And Groland
488. Cowboy - Karate Cowboy
489. Baron Shaggy - Minister Of Nothing In Particular
490. Major Basil of The Menobo Amputators - MA HONS
        (usage of blotcroppers)
491. xanthippi - The Nut With The Scythe
492. Black Leopard
493. First Sergeant Drunky McDrunkdrunk - Head-Basher Of Lockers,
        Doors, Random Concrete Blocks And Stangers;
        Covert Warrior Against Inanimate Objects And
        Lover Of The Female lLoveland YAC
494. Jemstone - Psychobunny Of The Apocalypse
495. Excelsior - Finder Of Lost Things
496. Xavier The Magic Penguin - Not-So-Good-Thinker-Up-Of-Titles
497. Belmatt - Guardian Of The String Vest,
        Wielder Of The Towel Of Terror
499. Zeek - Super-Duper-Mega-Secret Thingite Agent 006-1/2
        (Or Super-Duper-Mega-Secret Thingite Agent
        Double-Oh-Six-And-A-Half, If You Prefer) -
        I'm So Secret Nobody Knows I Exist!
500! SayHeyJay - Royal Overseer Of Navigation..
        Maps?! We Don't Need No Stinkin Maps!
501. lazy-mazie - Thingite Warrior Princess
502. Firenze - Fountain Of Random Knowledge
503. MadHank - Grand Gamer Greg
504. Gekko - Stairs? What Stairs?
505. Pie_is_good - Official Thingite Thrower Of Pies
        And Other Assorted Pastries
506. yardwater - Grand Stagnator
507. Denicoje - Narrator Of Useless Information
        And Supreme Guardian Of The Mini Bar
508. Senior Gibbon - Chairman Of The Foundation For The Removal
        Of Nasty Splinters From Orphaned Marsupials
509. Elwyn_Centauri - Geat
510. Designmonkey - Painter Of Witty Remarks On Bombs
511. Nalogg - Absolutely Positively NOT A Top Secret
        Undercover Thingites Ninja
512. Mariella Jujubee - Herder of the Thingite Clan's
        Overly Enthusiastic Goldfish
513. Plugsocket - High Priest Of Acrobatic Action
514. Sakamoto_Kaito - Lord Priest Of The Thingite !!!!T!!!!
        Temple, And Keeper Of The T With The Use
        Of The WOM And The Spork
515. MutePoint - Martin Kemp, Official Gatekeeper To The
        Fallopian Tubes Of The 12 Virgins Of Wibble,
        And The Lesser-Administrator
        Of Cucumber Sandwiches
516. A small lumpy creature from Alpha Centauri -
        Galactic Animal Rescue
517. Superbrit - Superus Briterus Thingy
518. PlasticFork - Lord High Protector of Plastic Cutlery
        and Eater of Pasties
519. Merrymoon - Spreader Of The Thingite Gospely
520. MajorGeneralBrokenRecord - Commander In Chief Of
        Repeatedly Shouted Repeated Orders
521. CuriousHamster - Gatekeeper To The Gazebo
        Of The Undefined Amphibian Underlord
522. Mee 218 - Prime Lord And Guardian Of
        The Chickens Of Framlingham
523. *Chaos*Nicko* - Australian Fish Based Artillery Commander
524. Astro-Nomer - Towel Warmer
525. Pep - Carrier Of The Sacred Pepper Dispenser,
        Guardian Of The Sea Salt And
        Defender Of The Malt Vinegar
526. Lady Era - Mistress Of All Things That Are
        Perfectly Normal But Refuse To Act That Way
527. Sharkbait - Official Seamstress To The Thingite Army
528. Pattichild - The 'Old' Wibble Of Narniay
529. DrFrobischer - Official Abacus Polisher And Haiku Eraser
530. Varindweion - Bearer Of The Chocolate-Spangled
        Banner And Guardian Of The Holy Cacao Tree
531. Phredde the Psychologically disturbed penguin
        from prague (and her atomic friend, Polonium)
        - Princess Of Warrington
532. pinkwrath - Keeper Of The Official Thingite Punching Dummy
533. Nelly-Whoop - The Right Honourable Chief Of Planet Raynspuck,
        Home Of The Chubby-Chubby Grandma People
        And Hairy Carrots
534. 2_headed_dude - moked - Protector Of The Protectors
535. Ender - Who Never Votes For, Always Against
536. Senor_Onion - The Guy With The Suff And The Onion Thingy
        And And Ham Oooh!!!! SHINY!!!!! What Was I Talking About?
        Hmmm I Think I'm Standing In A Onion
537. Whamster - Guardian Of All Things Leather
538. archShade - Lord Of Dimension 5 And A Half
539. florencetheimaginary - Official Protector Of The Small,
        Rare, Pink, Sparkly Screwdrivers For The Thingites
540. baldeagle072 - the music man
541. Eddie_sixtimesseven - Avenger Of The Lost Weekends And Vacations
542. kyuketsuki - Dave Crowned Prince Of The Amish
543. Melodious_Funk Have Spork Will Travel
544. Tyashi - Supreme Overlord Of The United Protectorate
        Territories Of Earth
545. Ford Prefect Hates Thurs...Things!
546. taz-the-hedgehog - Second Protector Of Monkey The Monkey And
        Eater Of Pineapples
547. ENeerg - aka Whomever - Grand Physicist Hyperbeing Of The Seventh
        Reich Of The Time-Space Continuum, Commander-In-Chief
        To The Jugglers, Offical Nuclear Warfare Cowaring Expert,
        And Assistant Reader Of Meaningless Gibberishf
548. Cosmic Llama - Horder Of Coffee Spoons And
        Miscellaneous Shiny Things
549. Kitush - Lady Of The Thingite
550. Evad - The Angry And Slightly Benevolent Viking King
551. Flying Penguin - Chief Engineer Of Alcohol Fuelled Jet Engines
552. Fizzymouse - Grand Guardian Of Interdimensional Portals Known
        Locally As Air Conditioning Units
553. Edchef - Guardian Of All Things Forgotten, Only To Turn Up When
        Not Needed, But Always A Nice Surprise Though
554. Teri_Whoo_77 - Goddess Of Whoo And American Ambassador To
        The Council Of Thing
555. Darth Yogurt - Fear The Power Of The Schwartz!
        (And My Titanium Lightspork)
556. Lord Wolfden The Wolfthingy
557. Edchef - Guardian Of All Things Forgotten,
        Only To Turn Up When Not Needed,
        But Always A Nice Surprise Though
558. Bobbyjoe - Protector Of The Thingite Vending Machine
        And King Among Men (My Vending Machine
        Days Are Numbered!)
559. deathbychezegrater - Captain Jack Narrows
560. Evan Halpine - Janitor And Resident Small Mammal Expert
561. Scion234 - Associate Legal Counsel To The
        Professional Rear Gunnery Football Kabal
        Of Southwest Beagleton
562. Arthurd3nt - The Thing That Crawled From Betelgeuse
563. godisaheathen - Minister For Stuff
564. Smigg-the-Miserable - Pirate Captain-Rascal Of The Spanish Main
565. Jews in Space - Guardian Of All Things Avian
566. Samikan - Chief Cutter-Of-Bagels
567. Tom - Lord Of The Cybermen
568. Lostsoldierthree - Thingite Binman And Knight Of The Dustbin
569. Straighttalker - The Pussycat Thingite
570. derbyshirelad - Lord Of The High Peak And Grand Thingy
        Of The Waste And Howling Wilderness
571. Brown eyed girl - Empress Of The Jovian Empire Of Paperclips
572. cyber squirrel- The Squirrel With Sensitive Teeth
573. Suitsat - Grand Keeper Of Cheat Codes,
        All Time Loser At Hunt The Wocket
574. For I Am The Egglicious Master Of All Known
        And Unknown Filing Cabinets And Lost Staplers (Call Me Phil)
575. Spike - The Marquis Of Cranberry
576. Navigator Black - The Keeper Of The Pirate Cor
577. cosmicdudeman - Minister Of "Certain Substances Of A Certain Nature"
578. Fornia aka My_favorite_Fornia
579. B'Elana - Applewine Sommelier And Lady Of The Green Sauce
580. Rigwoodie Waldgrave - Supreme Victim Of All Kicksey-Winsey Fizgigs
581. EvilClaw - Devourer Of Logic
582. JohnnyK - Thingite Acolyte, Cleaner Of Sporks,
        Tracer Of Pixel Cats Who Walks Through MBs
583. CoastGuardian - Stubber Of Toes On Logic, Vengeful
        Cousin Of Fate, And Cadet In Training To Figure Out
        Why The Number 2 Looks So Funny And Why Pants Are Necessary
584. Ensign Phil - Commander Of The Marxist Rabbits Battle Fleet
585. MegaChedda - Cheesey Thing Chief
586. RoboTwig - Keeper Of The Blessed Turnip And Reaper
        of the Weak and Puny Th***day (Possessor of The Soap,
        Friend of the Filthy and the Unclean)
587. Bob Stafford - Bob Of The House Of Palindromes,
        Spork Finder General, Shirereeve Of The Province Of Llamedos
588. LlamaHiccupHitchiker - The Prophet Of The Spork
589. Towelology- Head Towel Researcher, And Master Fabricator Of Evidence
        Of Weapons Of Mass Destruction For Whenever We Feel Like
        Blowing Someone/thing/country Up
590. Towel Guy - Thingite Rock
591. Plebis - Sayer Of 'Sodit!'
592. Illustrious Fishndogs - Supreme Commander Of Swauk Creek

Or I could just remember that I have this Entry: A3406268

*sigh* It's been a long week ...