Thingite Roster
Created | Updated Oct 25, 2011
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<FIRSTITEM>The 638 -1 Proud Members Of Clan Thingite</FIRSTITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U113478">1. Clive the flying ostrich - Warlord</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168613">2. acidbath - Grand Visier</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168284">3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168284"> (And Occasional Offence)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U50994">4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U50994"> General In Charge Of External Affairs</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U148521">5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U160431">6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U63974">7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite Guard</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U63974"> And Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U150533">8. HappyDude - Camp Follower</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U140459">9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U99843">10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U171441">11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U156285">12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U129295">13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U166393">14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165080">15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U146196">16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172230">17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U130666">18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U149781">19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172756">20. Minister Of Occasional Tables</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172988">21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U110315">22. Kaz - Resident Deity</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174844">23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174844"> And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U173147">24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U55279">25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U177031">26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U175884">27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U175884"> And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U49849">28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178995">29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U179045">30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U32373">31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U281">32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U125489">33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U28269">34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U28269"> War Machine</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168963">35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180264">36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180728">37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178815">38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178815"> D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U150070">39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U150070"> For The Court Of Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180933">40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180244">41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180244"> Thingite Calendar</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181217">42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181217"> Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181217"> Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165663">43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165663"> And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U106694">44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U106694"> And Official Person In Charge Of Making</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U106694"> Something Official Looking</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U40382">45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U153916">46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181202">47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181202"> Weaponry For The Thingite Legions</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U95649">48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178286">49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U171553">50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U46778">51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181648">52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181379">53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181379"> For All Things Thingy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180952">54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U150740">55 -1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U104826">56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U104826"> Irish Thingite Council</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U140245">57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U140245"> And Mother In Law From Hell</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181768">58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181768"> (Parrot Trooper)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U156942">59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U170906">60. Thing - Thingite Gat</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168814">61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181996">62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183316">63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182181">64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183470">65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U40285">66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178328">67. Mr Plato (and cat:Cyril) - First Lieutenant</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178328"> of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass</ITEM>
<ITEM BIo="U183854">68. Sulk - Faithful Hound Of Mr Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIo="U183854"> Grand Visier Of Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182928">69. Dreamchild Warspasam - Minister For</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182928"> Unnecessary Macho Posturing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183853">70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183846">71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U179464">72. Sam Wolf, and ob the smiley face -</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U179464"> Thingite Alterer Of Calendars</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U166033">73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185477">74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U184898">75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U170714">76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183250">77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U96736">78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185009">79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U162817">80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U162817"> The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182729">81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183832">82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185266">83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185908">84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183111">85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U186094">86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U145084">87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U162939">88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182907">89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182907"> And Scaled Beastie</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U55669">90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U186667">91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U91961">92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U91961"> pithy name and spent five sleepless</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U91961"> nights trying but couldn't think of one</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U91961"> - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168702">93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168702"> Special Operations</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187375">94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U110916">95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U110916"> In The Court Of Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165794">96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187788">97. Avenging Washcloth - 1st Lieutenant, Officer In Charge Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187788"> Butt-Kicking (And Thingite Athletics Supporter)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U109478">98. Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187734">99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187734"> Confusing Conversations</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U176378">100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174532">101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174532"> Exhaust Fumes And Other Noxious Substances</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187148">102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182062">103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U149806">104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U149806"> Run With</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U98816">105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U146116">106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U146116"> Who Was Born On A Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188330">107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U44767">108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U44767"> Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U83693">109. doreiwolf - Thingite Patron, Defender Of Wibble,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U83693"> Pagan Younger And Official Pooper Scooper</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188060">110. Smilodon Prefect - Brillo Pad Superintendant</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188060"> Of The Thingite Army</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188076">111. Iago - Thingite Odd Beast (Of Monty Python Fame)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188754">112. Michele - Purveyor Of Oscillating Gyroscopes</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188754"> And Thingite Postmistress General</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189000">113. Ripper - Veteran Soditite Specialist And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189000"> Navigator Of High-Speed Inanimate Objects</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189000"> (Including But Not Limited To Walls And Bus Stops)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189151">114. Balsac - The Wrinkled Retainer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187278">115. Candi - Mistress Of Titters</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U139455">116. Clelba - Spigot Nodulator</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189338">117. Lady Scott - Thingite Metalurgist And Offical</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189338"> Spork Engraver And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189338"> Offical Easter Egg Finderouter-er</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U161997">118. Sergeant Mushroom - Sergeant Mushroom</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189449">119. Cybermuz - Thingite/L.A.H. Liason Officer</ITEM>
<ITEM>120. Carl - Official Undead Zombie Chicken Of Thing (ex partie)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189728">121. Leeneh - Bornonthing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188321">122. Ba'alzamon - Lord Of The Underworld,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188321"> And All Things Dark And Slimy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U46995">123. Yar Kramer - Summary Summoner</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189558">124. Elle - Thingite Espionage Agent</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187629">125. Galen - Official Banisher Of Sodit</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187372">126. One Large Sperm Whale - Oceanic Activities Officer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187372"> In Charge of Water-Proof Spork Accessories</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187372"> And Shiny Gardening Tools</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189566">127. TORG - Lord High Slapper Of Wrists and</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189566"> Knitter Of Belly-Button Fluff</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U190065">128. Mr Inertia - Thingite Ponderer Of Laziness And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U190065"> Giver-Outer-er Of Excuses For Being Lazy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165955">129. GreyDesk - Official Thingite Spokesperson</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165955"> To/From The Questions Only Thread</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189169">130. THE KID - Romancer Of The Realm Of The Ridiculous</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189208">131. Neobrad - Thingite Biro Consultant</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188578">132. Kaz - Thingite Musical Trivia Anorak And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188578"> Follower Of Richard Marx-ism</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182334">133. Mr Legion - Secretary Of Evil For The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U192271">134. Fadookie the Froody - The Shah Of Great Boo-hally,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U192271"> Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U192271"> Coveter Of Llamas, Newbie Extraordinaire</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U192760">135. Vicki Chicki - Community Playgroup Leader To The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U192760"> Thingite Clan</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189636">136. KerrAvon- Thingite In Charge Of Revoltionary Misspelt</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189636"> Graffetttti</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U191760">137. Sir Stu - Thingite Cook</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U193834">138. Sir Culdasac - Master Of The Thingite Monkey Army</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U195614">139. Alex - Thingite Ambassador Of The Irony Of The Smile</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U195888">140. GingerElle - High Empress Of Rich Tea Eating</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U195888"> And Curator Of The Official Fruitcake</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U193211">141. Doc Shinryuu - The Great And Powerful Towel Mage</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U195918">142. peter the girl - Thingite Peter Gabriel Namesake And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U195918"> Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U169062">143. AndyG - Thingite Scanner Of Subterrainean Surfaces</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U197815">144. Yankee Shoes - Chief Subliminator Of Thingite Espionage</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198829">145. Vroomfindel - Thingite Of Title-Related Indecisiveness</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198829"> And Unofficial Changer Of The Mind</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183682">146. Pinniped - The Dark-Eyed Nemesis Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183682"> Very Nearly All Things Piscine</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U199379">147. NihilistMan - Enforcer Of Good And Righteous Aroma</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U199379"> To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U199379"> Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198757">148. winter rae - Zen Controller Of Strategy And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198757"> Reconnaisance</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189740">149. Captain A.J. Rimmer - Deputy, Vice-Minion Maintenance</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189740"> Repairman Of Thingite Stuff</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200186">150. mezzy5 - Thingite Weather Dragon</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200650">151. Hyp_huff - Thingite Minnyster Of Educashun</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185933">152. Jedi Jade and Thras - Patron Punk Jedi</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U110891">153. Typolifi - Grand Nofficer Of The 5th Wibble Taskforce</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U38364">154. Peet - Pedant To The Stars</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U113940">155. Crazy Man - Wearer Of The Crazy Indiana</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U113940"> "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198090">156. Utter Bewilderment - Thingite Preacher</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198617">157. Auralyra - Thingite Ambassador To Fools, Keeper Of The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198617"> Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U193340">158. Beatnik - Relatively Official Minister Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U193340"> Anything Saturated With Caffeine</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189991">159. Daro Frink - Sub Personality Of Daro. In Charge Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189991"> Co-ordinating The Voices In Your Head</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U191521">160. Redz - Thingitty Thing, The Thing Thing's Sister</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U195572">161. British Bulldog - Extreme Orangutan Of The Dark Side</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U203753">162. Ineffable - The-Gallivanting-Head-Of-The-Past-Events-Of-</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U203753"> Somewhere-Or-Another, In Disguise</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U55674">163. ddombrow - Official Thingite Teddy Bear</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U203385">164. RhoMuNuQ - Thingite Link To Psueudophysical Reality</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180656">165. Amy Pawloski - Thingite Official</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180656"> Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180656"> ...er...er...</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U190286">166. Tubaman - Official Thingte Kleptomaniac</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U201249">167. Terran - The Gabble-Less, Except On Weekends</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U205279">168. Zok Zimmerman - The Offical Bellhop Of The Thingites</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U205279"> And Poobah Of The Way Of The Spork</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U205115">169. RYU - The Lord Of The Light Dragons</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188231">170. Cybercat - Cleaner Of Strange And Metallic Objects</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U201932">171. Chauncey - The Startled Gazeebo</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200847">172. The Omniscient One - Guardian Of All Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200847"> Knowledge And Wisdom</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U206198">173. Ralph the Wonder Llama, Supreme Commander</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U206198"> Of All Killer Llamas</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198110">174. Darth Zaphod-Incurably Disgruntled</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198110"> Shaver Of Hairy Dragons</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200595">175a. Narapoia - Life President Of The Good Intentions Club</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200595"> (Hades Branch)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U204088">176. Oberon2001 - Holder Of The Royal Knickers,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U204088"> Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188898">177. Rajimom - Duchess Of Sodit</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174936">178. Z Phantom - Bringer Of Boring And Dull Books</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U202520">179. quid animus esse - The Unmentionable Is Almost Here</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U202520"> And It Makes Me Want To Cry, Dear Thingites,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U202520"> Please Go To This A857937 And You'll</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U202520"> Know The Reason Why</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174318">180. Zhora - Lover Of Sailors And Mountaineers,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174318"> Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread To The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174318"> Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174318"> Of Irn Bru</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U206637">181. JustAnotherNumber - Lord High Praetor Of Thingite-ica</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U205809">182. Mr Blue Sky - Thingite Official Window Opener</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U205809"> And Part-Time Caretaker</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U204255">183. finnjim - THE Teacher Of The Thingite Clan</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U197529">184. Emmi - Thingite Official Origami Crane Maker</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U207929">185. Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U207929"> Cause Of Chemistry Lab Fiascos</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U209097">186. Wuytvandriver - Head Of Insanely Fast Driving</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200779">187. Blood Angel - Thingus The Thingite Crusader</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198984">188. Jedi Apprentice - Very Depressed Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208842">189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse -</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208842"> Executive Director Of The "Life B4 Thingite-ism"</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208842"> Rehabilitation Center (Where We Help You Shed All</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208842"> Those Old Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208842"> Habits With A Minimum Of Electro-Shock</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208842"> Therapy), And Holder Of The Keys To The Loo</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210090">190. Nerissa - The Wise Yet Stupid, Of The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210090"> Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And Australian</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210090"> Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210090"> And Eventual Complete Cessation Of Work</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U147883">191. Zantic - Evil Scientist In Training</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208986">192. Schroedinger's Irate Absinthe Cat - </ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208986"> Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208986"> The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210074">193. Miss Revett - Spineripper Magnificent, And Person</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210074"> In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210074"> The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180630">194. ApparÏtÏon - Haunter Of The Dark Places</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180630"> In The Halls Of The Thingite Castle</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U173132">195. Mystrunner - Assassin</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210244">196. Daniel Anthony - Thingite Minister Of Covert Tactics</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U69725">197. Count Zero - MosquitoFinder Pursuivant And Straightener</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U69725"> Of Phone Cords</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210510">198. Ranmafreak - Lord High Minister In Charge Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210510"> Standing Around And Looking Generally</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210510"> Confused For Some Odd Reason</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210562">199. ecw4life - Barry, The Third Viscount (Biscuit) Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210562"> Dudleyville</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189037">200! Buzz Lightyear - Admiral Carpe Diem</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U204250">201. Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle - CEO Of Tandy And Direct Link</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U204250"> To God</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210949">202. Snill (One of the Little People) - Master Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210949"> French-Horn Playing Turtles And The Main</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210949"> Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U211125">203. Zscteaoufph - Vice Grand High Poobah Of The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U211125"> Thingites Of Estonia Faction</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U211272">204. Atari - The Great Master Of Large Inflated Sporks</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U211506">205. Mozzerella - Officer In Charge Of Hopelessly</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U211506"> Complex Devices</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U209329"> Cats For The Thingite Armada</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U196968">209. Euan - Honourable Thingite Boffin</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210735">210. Falstaff- Earl Marshal To The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U170995">211. Queegle - Keeper Of The Evil Thingite Avon Lady Army</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U212580">212. Deadelvis - The Holder Of The Chamber Of Extreme</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U212580"> Sillyness</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U207303"> Facemasks And Stuffed Olives</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U211592"> Helper-outer-er To The official Thingite Bartender</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U194109"> Waving, Deep-Sea Cricket And Similar Sports</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U214620"> High Tier</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U206300"> Missing On Sodit Mornings</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U213522"> Ovoid Table</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U214755">223. Deus Ex Machina - Thingite Of The 42K Post</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U214755"> And A Great Deal of Shame Associated</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U214755"> With It (Not Being Allowed To Leave!)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U200240"> Human Ignorance And Stupidity And The Exclamation</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200240"> "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200240"> Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200240"> It's A Bloody Classic!!!"</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U211037"> Electrical Engineering Applications</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U194118">228. A Leg - Spearheading The Kampain For Days To Be</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U194118"> Spelt Rite</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U211604"> Member Of The Fellowship Of The Thing</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U217204">231. nighthoover - The Guy Who Changes All The Lightbulbs</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U217208">232. alien747 - Head Gardener And Minister For</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U217208"> Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U217208"> Thoughts, Sounds, Vapor, Lights, Ideas And Any</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U217208"> Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U217208"> Symbolic Machines</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U216791"> Continuum</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U217016"> Patriarch Of North America, Bishop Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U217016"> Arizona, Metropolitan Of Phoenix</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U217016"> And The Valley Of The Sun</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U204689">237. Sir Mort - Of The Lunar Eclipse</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U202990">239. Jodan - Madpea - Thingite Flying Person</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U216668"> (In A Nice Way) Of The Chesterfield Thingite Division</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U196357"> And Master Of All Superlative Adjectives</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U196357"> Except Bluest</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U216460">243. Fish - Curser Of The Thingite Abusers Things</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218534">244. Me - He, Who, While Attempting Not To Become</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218534"> A Suburban Sufferer Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218534"> Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218534"> Didn't Not Fail To Star In His Very Own</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218534"> Semiautobiographical Fish</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U219331">245. Renee6612 - Archivist of Insignificant Minutiae</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183926">246. Bobo</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210103">247. Dragantha The Golden Dragon - The Queen Kri`sey</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210103"> Druak Her 1st Knight And Protector</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U219459">248. Hyatir - Most High And Noble Sultan Of The Weasel</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U219459"> Korps, Holder Of The Golden Spoon, And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U219459"> Supplier Of The Overstuffed Hamsticks</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U216657">249. Rt.Hon.Marklar - All Round Jolly Chap</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U216657"> (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U219891">250. Draven - Master Of Random Blowtorch Activities</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218679">251. Lord Goosberry D'Fez - Grand Chyampion Fez Wearer,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218679"> Defender Of The Cape</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U219645">252. misha_franklin - The Carefree Twit</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U220119">253. Daraline - Holder Of Profound Ignorance</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U220119"> And Uneaten Marmite Sandwiches</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U219676">254. Html works - Thingite Headsman</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U220539">255. badger2099 - Lord Archancellor Badger,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U220539"> Cleaner Of The Mystic Scrolls, Duster Of The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U220539"> Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U220539"> The Local Magical Library</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U204895"> Slight Temporal Disturbances (With Widget)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U218378"> Bartok The Bat, Veggie, Hippy, Other</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218378"> Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U221717"> Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U210920">262. His Divine Shadow - Thingite Commander Of A</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210920"> Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U222213">263. Agent 1-3: High Priestess Of The Cult Of Ernie,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U222213"> Chieftain Of Laziali, And Professional Devotee</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U222213"> Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U223424"> Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U51689">265. PenGwen - Benevolent Tyrant, Of Hebetude And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U51689"> Vivacity; Keeper Of The Useless Book Of Wonder</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U51689"> Knowledge (Was The Wonder Book Of Useless</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U200606"> On The Underpass Car Park</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U225737">267. Eric- The Other, Other White Meat</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U203430">268. Dr Anthea - Thingite Psychiatrist</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U169793">269. 2legs - Thingite Randomness Regulator</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U215699"> Co-ordination Specialist</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U226792"> Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U226792"> The Lands Of The Thingites</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U212720">272. Flynn - General Secretary For The Ministry Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U212720"> Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U212720"> Take Charge Of, E.g. Rechargeable Batteries</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U212720"> and Pooh Sticks Champion</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U226792"> Of The Spork</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U224493">274. Advocatus Diaboli - Supreme Generalissimo Of The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U224493"> Thingite Regiment Of Cowards</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U227371">275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U220089">276. Alison - Executive Of The High Flyers</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U227961">277. Whoever - Baron Of The Lower Prophecies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U227497">278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U227497"> And Master Of Pi</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U24">279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823">280. Tacsatduck - Sgt. Who Isn't Anywhere Near 50 But Gets</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> Mistaken For It, In Charge Of Finding Women</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> YYYYAAAAYYYY Really Loud Like A Yeti With A Harmonica</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> In The Key Of G, Adder Of Numbers To Equal 42,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> Drinker Of (stout, ale, stiffdrink, Or Just Whatever</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> Is Free), Jumper Outer Of Almost Perfectly Good</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> Airplanes, Haver Of Sparkly Eyes, Doer Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> Manly Cross-stitching, Corruptor Of Youth And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> Just About Everyone Else, Miss Speller Of Words,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172823"> And All Around Delicate Flower (Who Plays Prop)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U228406">283. Happysuggs - Retainer Of Useless Information For Good</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U228406"> Of Thing-Kind</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U199022">284. ismarah - Official Thingy Translater</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U169414">285. Evil One - Not Really Evil Anti Thingism Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U169414"> In Charge Of Creating Havoc In Thingite Threads By</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U169414"> Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U169414"> Claiming Not To Be A Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U228493">286. Gaia - By Divine Right Keeper Of The Randomness</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U228493"> Breeding Grounds, Master Eye-Roller, And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U228493"> Queen Of The Eccentric Planet</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U222209">287. Semiquaver and Pentameter - Vaguely Official Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U222209"> Jekyll And Hyde Parody</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U232927">288. Farrago - Official Thingite Towel Herder</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U226639">289. Kiro Yukai - High Protector Of Jones Soda Bottlecaps</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U226639"> And All Other Modern Prophecy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U216628">290. HarpoNotMarx - Pedantic Surrealist</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U232883">291. Phoenix Ravenflame - Grand High Sheltie Goddess,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U232883"> Matriarch Of The Ravenflame Gypsy Clan, Leader Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U232883"> The Sorority Of The Llama, And Best Friend Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U232883"> The Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U231239">292. Tu Gifalis - Director And Overseer Of Gummy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U231239"> Bear Torture</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198743">293. Alex Moore - The Overseeing Magistrate Of The Great</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U198743"> Eastern Nuclear Lima Bean Factory</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U234067">294. Drekenloka - Who Doesn't Always Fully Complete His</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U216356">295. b9nr515 - Grand Master Of All Things Only Existent In</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U216356"> Somebody's Head</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U234722">296. What is rule one? - Minister Of The First Rule</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235217">297. Kreetch Kreetchius - Master Of Belly Button Fluff And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235217"> Twisting To The Eventual Aim Of Having Enough</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235217"> To Knit A Small Jumper</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U234836"> Slug-Tongues And Minor Deity Of Unlikely</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U234836"> Travel/Thoughtless Adventure</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U236130">299. Wonko the (In)Sane - Scribe And Scroll Guardian</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U233304">301. Dr Fishboy - The Great Mega Wobble Of Thingy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235320">302. Nicole - Thingite Teacher</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U236290">303. Lampost_of_the_Babblefishes - Arula-Protector Of The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U236290"> Invisible Spatula People</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U237024">304. Marsinta Drewbish - Controller Of Haywire Robots</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U202233">305. Skullock - The Evil Janitor Of The BoE</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U235299">307. Cinnamon spider - Luminescent Devotee Of Musical</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235299"> Brilliance, Charismatic Enigma And All Things Type Four</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235190">308. Pope Pygmy Marmoset - High Priestess Of Paisley,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235190"> Episkopos Of Thee Cabal Of Our Lady Of Thee Startlingly</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235190"> Obvious, Founder/Director Of The Scientific Paisley</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235190"> Institute, Giver Of Obtuse Titles, POEE Chaplain, Werret</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U236874">309. Rissa - The Most Revered Lady ShoeShine, President Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U236874"> The Association For The Prevention Of Boots Being Covered</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U236874"> In Mouse, Frog, Hedgehog Or Other Small Animal</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U236874"> Guts And Healer Of Those Addicted To The Shift Key!</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U236774"> And Scavenger For The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U236806">312. Davski - Head Of Thingite Cheese Awareness Campaign</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U202311">313. Nick - Thingite Dance Commander Who Cannot Dance</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U240824">314. Erklehammerdrat - PR Rep Of The Gibbering Chimps</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U241610"> On Thingy Nights</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U240842">317. Yersinia Rory Borealis - The Exalted Morbid</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U240842"> Master Of The Red Rodeo And Official Veen Orphan</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210814">318. Spider - Minister For Things That Hide In The Corner</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210814"> Of Your Room And Keep You Awake At 4am</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U241828">319. Stu, That Silly Clanger - Supreme Lord, Master And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U241828"> Commander Of The Legion Of Thingite Clangers</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U228615">320. Tacysa - The Tapdancing Turkey Taker</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U243988">321. Ballisticsheep - The Indomitable Rubber Pot Plant</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U247579"> High Priest Of Cleaning Ferrets With Very Small Brushes</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U205853"> Dirtier Of Things That Clean That Have Been Cleaned,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U205853"> Other, Letting Him Get Double Pay 'Till The Ends Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U205853"> Time (Or At Least Until I Own Everything, Natch)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U248203"> Using Self-Defeatingly Small Brushes</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U247159"> Jiggery-Pokery And Long Distance Phone Calls</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U243483"> (And All Derivitaves Of The Name Worm)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U243483"> And The Werm/Worm Clan Supports You!</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U516977"> Of The Magical Thingite Time Machine</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U251237">336. The Beast</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U232960">337. Eggledina</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U518318">338. TheDirtyVicar - Chaplain To The Outcast And Disenfrachised</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U218413">339. Hermi the Cat - Thingite Feline Relaxation Therapist</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U518809">340. GodBen - The God Of Doors, Eunuchs And Cardealerships</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U519066">341. Marvin - Young, American, And Hopelessly Depressed</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U233897">342. Twig the pale</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U251312">343. Yosarian - Slayer Of Peckish Chickens And Thrower</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U251312"> Of Alarm Clocks</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U520655">344. Cliche - The Observer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U521150">345. Feuille - the Un-Do-Able, Un-Are-Able, Un-Speak-Able</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U521150"> And Generally Un-Think-Able, And Over-User Of Hy-phens</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U246671"> Herself And Being A Blind Cripple And Smart-Ass</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U246671"> With Incessant Talking</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U160384">347. Juliana - Gatekeeper, Keykeeper,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U160384"> Coffee-And-Bacon-Sandwich Provider</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U246074">348. AlsieBoo - Resident Twister Of Words, Fingers,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U246074"> Backs And All Other Major Limbs</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U196807"> The Cynic</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U229471"> And Moon Moaner</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U251221">351. Spectre - Thingite Lurker Of Dark Places</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U239708">352. The Waylander - Assassin Of The 'T' Word</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U237145">353. Beetie - Dejected Flying Saucepan</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U533506">354. alphabet_soup - Lord, Master And Equal Opportunities Employer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U532657">355. OrangeMonk - Director Of Thingite Initiatives</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U532657"> (Western Hemisphere)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U528654">356. redpeckhamthegrate</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U534331"> Guardian Of The Continuum</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U536280">359. Svlad Cjellii - High Lord And Chancellor Of The Noble Knights</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U536280"> Who Do So Sayeth The Very Splendid And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U536280"> Worthwhile Name Of Nee</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U536620"> Of The Negotiated Dress Code</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U530985"> Wanted Thursday To Stay As Thursday,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U530985"> He Survived Though And I Still Want My Hands On</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U530985"> Any Non-Thingite And I May Not Kill Them But At Least</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U530985"> Make Them Believe" The Lord Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U530985"> Centaurs And E-Mail Junk Mail!</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U534885">363. debloich - Pocket Jeesus - The Lazer-Eyed Pocket Defender</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U543388">364. Why_hello - Sooth-Sayer Of Confusing And Pointless Things</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U544648">365. Forty_Two - The Royal Lady Of Rizzardini</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U238893">366. DancingBuddha - From The Ears Of Periwinkle Broadband</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U238893"> - Unthingable And Unthung ...</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U238893"> I Will Wax Eloquent Herein</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U175543">367. Duncan - Lord High Dragon Rider Of The Mounted</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U175543"> Thingite Legions, And Official Brewer Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U175543"> The Much Vaunted Thingite Coffee</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U982350"> Whos True Name Is</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1536225">543. Melodious_Funk Have Spork Will Travel</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U968162">544. Tyashi - Supreme Overlord Of The United Protectorate</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U968162"> Territories Of Earth</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1554490">546. taz-the-hedgehog - Second Protector Of Monkey The Monkey And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1554490"> Eater Of Pineapples</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1673842">547. ENeerg - aka Whomever - Grand Physicist Hyperbeing Of The Seventh</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1673842"> Reich Of The Time-Space Continuum, Commander-In-Chief</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1673842"> To The Jugglers, Offical Nuclear Warfare Cowaring Expert,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1888836">548. Cosmic Llama - Horder Of Coffee Spoons And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1888836"> Miscellaneous Shiny Things</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1707462">549. Kitush - Lady Of The Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1695010">550. Evad - The Angry And Slightly Benevolent Viking King</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1566327">551. Flying Penguin - Chief Engineer Of Alcohol Fuelled Jet Engines</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1899683">552. Fizzymouse - Grand Guardian Of Interdimensional Portals Known</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1899683"> Locally As Air Conditioning Units</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1974839"> Not Needed, But Always A Nice Surprise Though</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1693761">554. Teri_Whoo_77 - Goddess Of Whoo And American Ambassador To</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1693761"> The Council Of Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1818859">555. Darth Yogurt - Fear The Power Of The Schwartz!</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1818859"> (And My Titanium Lightspork)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1531982">556. Lord Wolfden The Wolfthingy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1974839">557. Edchef - Guardian Of All Things Forgotten,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1974839"> Only To Turn Up When Not Needed,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1974839"> But Always A Nice Surprise Though</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1720358"> And King Among Men (My Vending Machine</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1720358"> Days Are Numbered!)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1363319">559. deathbychezegrater - Captain Jack Narrows</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2176220">560. Evan Halpine - Janitor And Resident Small Mammal Expert</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1899831"> Professional Rear Gunnery Football Kabal</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1899831"> Of Southwest Beagleton</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1415414">563. godisaheathen - Minister For Stuff</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1604320">564. Smigg-the-Miserable - Pirate Captain-Rascal Of The Spanish Main</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1574472">565. Jews in Space - Guardian Of All Things Avian</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2698556">566. Samikan - Chief Cutter-Of-Bagels</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1874398">567. Tom - Lord Of The Cybermen</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2339866">568. Lostsoldierthree - Thingite Binman And Knight Of The Dustbin</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2723325">569. Straighttalker - The Pussycat Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U195907">570. derbyshirelad - Lord Of The High Peak And Grand Thingy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U195907"> Of The Waste And Howling Wilderness</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2385902">571. Brown eyed girl - Empress Of The Jovian Empire Of Paperclips</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3136352">572. cyber squirrel- The Squirrel With Sensitive Teeth</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3325809">573. Suitsat - Grand Keeper Of Cheat Codes,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3325809"> All Time Loser At Hunt The Wocket</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3569241">574. For I Am The Egglicious Master Of All Known</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3569241"> And Unknown Filing Cabinets And Lost Staplers (Call Me Phil)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1253524">575. Spike - The Marquis Of Cranberry</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1077573">576. Navigator Black - The Keeper Of The Pirate Cor</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3715074">577. cosmicdudeman - Minister Of "Certain Substances Of A Certain Nature"</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2982692">578. Fornia aka My_favorite_Fornia</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U230913">579. B'Elana - Applewine Sommelier And Lady Of The Green Sauce</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U4341776">580. Rigwoodie Waldgrave - Supreme Victim Of All Kicksey-Winsey Fizgigs</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U184003">581. EvilClaw - Devourer Of Logic</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3523781">582. JohnnyK - Thingite Acolyte, Cleaner Of Sporks,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3523781"> Tracer Of Pixel Cats Who Walks Through MBs</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U4847002">583. CoastGuardian - Stubber Of Toes On Logic, Vengeful</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U4847002"> Cousin Of Fate, And Cadet In Training To Figure Out</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U4847002"> Why The Number 2 Looks So Funny And Why Pants Are Necessary</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U4934604">585. MegaChedda - Cheesey Thing Chief</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U5411303">586. RoboTwig - Keeper Of The Blessed Turnip And Reaper</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U5411303"> of the Weak and Puny Th***day (Possessor of The Soap,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U5411303"> Friend of the Filthy and the Unclean)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3151547">587. Bob Stafford - Bob Of The House Of Palindromes,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3151547"> Spork Finder General, Shirereeve Of The Province Of Llamedos</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U887569">588. LlamaHiccupHitchiker - The Prophet Of The Spork</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U6186412">589. Towelology- Head Towel Researcher, And Master Fabricator Of Evidence</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U6186412"> Of Weapons Of Mass Destruction For Whenever We Feel Like</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U6186412"> Blowing Someone/thing/country Up</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U5702511">590. Towel Guy - Thingite Rock</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U7072269">591. Plebis - Sayer Of 'Sodit!' And Arch Recruiting Sergeant</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U6316740">592. Phaid the Deranged (and silly) - Supreme Commander Of Swauk Creek</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U6316740"> And All things Blewett</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U7275577">593. glamgal30 - Proud Of Th***day Being Called 'Thing'</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U7311982">594. Kiwisap - Thrower Of Bananas And Master Of Pineapples</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U6720378">595. Hayayfi - Grand Imperial Countess And Keeper Of The Sacred Chalice Of The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U6720378"> Seventh House Of Betazoid And Wildflowers/Insects</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U6720378"> And Other Nature Like Stuff</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U6197232"> Of Grace And All That Is Too [choco]Late"</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U9229223">597. Taff Agent of Kaos - Avatar of the Great Blood God Khorne,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U9229223"> Raw Kaos Personified</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U13887886">599. Yeoman720 - Official Thingite Submariner and</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U13887886"> Ambassador to All Things Under the Sea</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U4646274">600! Aximili - Welcomer Of The Newly Converted And Feeder Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U4646274"> Boris The Th(bleep)dayite-Eating Spider</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1153420"> Egoism And Things Found Under Rocks</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U225774">602. Prof - He Who Is A Thingummie Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U225774"> Thingy Thing To The Wotsit</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1204184">603. CompromisedSanity - The Hoobit And Otherwise</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1204184"> Perfectly Abnormal Being</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1203814">604. Philshillam - Thingite Zaxxazzzoraaax</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1115626">605. Peasan5 - Home Of The Green Alien</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1204199">606. Fordfrombetelguese - Honourary Canadian / Betelguesian,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1204199"> Watch Guard Of The Pipe-Weed Of The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1204199"> South Farthing And Unofficial Distributor Of Huggles</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U7311982">607. Kiwisap - Thrower of Bananas and</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U7311982"> Master of Pineapples</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2852005">608. BlueCrab - Flakey Pastry Baker for</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2852005"> the Thingite Army</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U7771494">609. Captain Pingu of the USS Penguin</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U7753071">610. Unknown Entity - The Bearer of Strange Tidings</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U8053762">611. Todaymueller - The Grey Manalishi of the</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U8053762"> 3 Chord Bash [third class]</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U7968986">613. Webby - Lover of all Things Bouncy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U8296113">614. Tijerius - of the Inquisition into the Great Sock</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U8296113"> Conspiracy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U3917045">615. DJ_Bear aka Pigfish - Bearer of all Things Alkymaholic</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U9795003">616. Gnarlywood - Vulpine Woodskeeper (who lives in a Cave)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U10638502"> and Ruler of the Secret Kingdom of the Fish</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U10734318">618. Lady Liadin - Queen of Nerdom</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U10938147">619. Alienfromearth - The Thingite Who Reads Stuff</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U9336858">620. mobius10 - Managing Director of Tea Brewing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U9336858"> (Not the Fruit or Posh Varieties) on Thing and Doobry</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1900049">621. RetroHolo - The Scourge Of Carpathia,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1900049"> The Sorrow Of Moldavia</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U12546156">622. kipperonthefloor - Head Scientitst to the Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2761271">623. Acruno - Resident Misanthropist and Naysayer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U4746644">624. Persephone - Leader of the Geeks</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U2000136"> Incompatable with Modern Cameras and Official</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U2000136"> Holder of No Non-Modern Cameras</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U14096019">627. Sylas Von Drac, the CEO of Nothing, Inc.</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U13819496">628. Rowly Birkin - Creator of Non Working Thingite Smileys</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U14358270"> Guardian of 2legs Handcuffs</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U14656496"> Luthiena the Magnificently Rainbow Coloured</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U671176"> "Pants Of Thrall" and Inventor of Things</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U671176"> wot go Bang, Arrgghh and Kerbloowie</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U168613">2. acidbath - Grand Visier</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168284">3. Parrferris - Minister Of Defence</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168284"> (And Occasional Offence)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U50994">4. Amy - High Priestess Of Thing And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U50994"> General In Charge Of External Affairs</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U148521">5. The Gook - Sir Loin, Master At Arms</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U160431">6. Inkwash - Speaker Of The Underpass</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U63974">7. Shea the Sarcastic - Captain Of The Thingite Guard</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U63974"> And Honourary Spork Giver-Outer-er</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U150533">8. HappyDude - Camp Follower</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U140459">9. Bob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide Squad</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U99843">10. Average Joe - Thingite Tactical Advisor</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U171441">11. M'Alice - Keeper Of The Sacred Ale</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U156285">12. Sad, Mad or Bad - Bearer Of Pennants</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U129295">13. Uncle Heavy - Sergeant Major / Witchfinder</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U166393">14. Lady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon Division</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165080">15. Thing - Guardian Of The Sacred Thorn</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U146196">16. St. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172230">17. Jon Quixote - Official Suggestor Of Good Ideas</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U130666">18. Ekki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain Of Clan McThing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U149781">19. Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater Pixie</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172756">20. Minister Of Occasional Tables</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U172988">21. Hiram Abif - Imperial Architect Of All Things Thingy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U110315">22. Kaz - Resident Deity</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174844">23. Sir TJ - Royal Protector Of The Thingite Wit</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174844"> And Kight Errant Of The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U173147">24. Katie of the Redheads - Donna And Mother</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U55279">25. St Trin - Official Operator (Thingite Legionaire)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U177031">26. Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich Maker</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U175884">27. Sir EvilRoy - Maestro Of The Thingite Orchestra</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U175884"> And Knight Errant Of The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U49849">28. E G Mel - The Maker Of Small Electric Gadgets</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178995">29. Queen Alamsy - Thingite Guard Of Smilies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U179045">30. Ice - Thingite Neuro-Surgeon</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U32373">31. Yeliab - Thingite Engineer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U281">32. ABI (!!!) - Captain Of Reconnaissance</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U125489">33. Frankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda Chief</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U28269">34. Joe AKA Arnia - Head Of R + D For The Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U28269"> War Machine</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168963">35. Dastardly - Principle Dragoon Of The Thingite Legions</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180264">36. Busterbone - Warden Of The Pound; Lobber Of dogs</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180728">37. Cheesestraws - Official Thingite Mascot (Artichoke)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178815">38. aka - Head Eater of Cheesecake And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178815"> D. Pres. For Flicking Rubber Bands</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U150070">39. Dien - Lord-Seneschal (And-Master-Of-Werewolves)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U150070"> For The Court Of Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180933">40. Annette - Official Chinchilla Trainer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180244">41. Pu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher On</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180244"> Thingite Calendar</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181217">42! (A horse called) Bazooka Joe And His Amazing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181217"> Travelling Side Show aka Dave - Magnificent Steed,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181217"> Bearer Of Thingites And Devourer Of Carrots</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165663">43. Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor Of Disgruntled Cat Toys</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165663"> And Lover Of Small, Vicious, Feline Acupuncturists</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U106694">44. J'au-æmne, Princess of Darkness - Thingite Star Gazer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U106694"> And Official Person In Charge Of Making</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U106694"> Something Official Looking</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U40382">45. Peregrin - Official Falconer Of The Thingite Legions</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U153916">46. Twinkle - Official Thingite Teleportationist</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181202">47. Angelecon - Angelic Warrior Creator of Crystalic</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181202"> Weaponry For The Thingite Legions</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U95649">48. Shorty - Tamer/Trainer Of Kremlin</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U178286">49. Phreako - Official Pigeon Trainer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U171553">50. Tuarinn Chaplin - Minister For General Sillyness</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U46778">51. w85 - Thingite Master Of Ceremonies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181648">52. fred_smith - Professor Of Surreal Weaponry</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181379">53. ephirielX - Resident Thingite Psychologist</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181379"> For All Things Thingy</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U180952">54. Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U150740">55 -1. Ottox - Official Thingite Nemesis</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U104826">56. Demon Drawer - Adjutant Of The Genuine</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U104826"> Irish Thingite Council</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U140245">57. Granny Weatherwax - Matriarch Of The Thingites</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U140245"> And Mother In Law From Hell</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181768">58. Ex-Rambling - Trainer Of The Thingite Monster Moths</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181768"> (Parrot Trooper)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U156942">59. Ford Focus - Thingite Wizard (And Diviner Of Dark Magics!)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U170906">60. Thing - Thingite Gat</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168814">61. Engländer - Thingite Of No Things</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U181996">62. Bluecat7 - Thingite Handler Of Condiments</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183316">63. fords_prefect - Drinker Of Tea</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182181">64. Joe - Priest Of Bovine-Related Rituals</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183470">65. Bina-baby - Wearer Of All Things Purple</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U40285">66. Dr E Vibenstein - Doctor Of Thingism</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U178328"> of Un-Opened Cans Of Whuppass</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIo="U183854"> Grand Visier Of Thing</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U182928"> Unnecessary Macho Posturing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183853">70. lemodog - Captain Of Every Wibble Of The Year</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183846">71. I'm still thinking - Peerless Master Of The Gunblade</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U179464"> Thingite Alterer Of Calendars</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U166033">73. Infinity - Thingite Grand High Witch</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185477">74. Pablo ferral - Thingite Distributor Of Bar-Snacks</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U184898">75. Plastic Squirrel - Worrier Of Pigeons</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U170714">76. Tabitca - Official Thingite Cat</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183250">77. Fred the Badger - Official Thingite Bartender</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U96736">78. Croz T Scout - ThingNet System Administrator</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185009">79. The Doctor - Head Of Confusion</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U162817">80. St Niwt - Amphibious Warden For</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U162817"> The Thingite Asylum (Karnt Spel.)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182729">81. kirikugi - Thingite Tea And Chocolate Digestive Server</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183832">82. March Hare - Commander Of The Thingite Lemmings</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185266">83. Vidmaster - Warrior Prime Of The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U185908">84. Casey - Bomber Squadron Leader</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U183111">85. Luvndaisies - Thingite Sergeant Of Meaningless Numbers</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U186094">86. SnowGoddess169 - Thingite Philosopher And Sorceress</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U145084">87. Bubbles - Wandering Theoretical Mind</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U162939">88. Batty - Thingite Adawehi Of Nuyagi</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182907">89. Ex Libris Draconium - Official Thingite Librarian</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182907"> And Scaled Beastie</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U55669">90. MaW - Thingite Dance Troupe Choreographer</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U186667">91. Iron Griffin - Soul Forger And Thingite Weapon Smith</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U91961">92. some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U91961"> pithy name and spent five sleepless</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U91961"> nights trying but couldn't think of one</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U91961"> - Thingite Poet Of Doom!!! And Fluffy Bunnies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168702">93. FABT - Commander In Chief Of Twiglets And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U168702"> Special Operations</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187375">94. Mookie - Thingite Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom And Justice</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U110916">95. Increase Mathers - Cause Of Awkward Silences</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U110916"> In The Court Of Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U165794">96. Captain Zog - Thingite Ambassador To The Little People</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187788">97. Avenging Washcloth - 1st Lieutenant, Officer In Charge Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187788"> Butt-Kicking (And Thingite Athletics Supporter)</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U109478">98. Engels42 - Thingite Minister Of Leaky Ethics And Spiffyness</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187734">99. Jiffajoffa - Thingite Minister Of Bizzare And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187734"> Confusing Conversations</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U176378">100! Lifson - Thingite Webmaster</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174532">101. Cabman Green - Official Thingite Inhaler Of Nasty</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174532"> Exhaust Fumes And Other Noxious Substances</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U187148">102. Strider - High Chair Of The Peoples Front Of Thingies</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U182062">103. Rat - Official Thingite Bloke</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U149806">104. Knifee - Thingite In Charge Of Stuff You Shouldn't</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U149806"> Run With</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U98816">105. Dragonfly - Official Unofficial Thingite</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U146116">106. Ernie (formerly Brian) - The Happy Little Elf</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U146116"> Who Was Born On A Thing</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U188330">107. Eggy - The Thingite Purple Monkey Dishwasher Fanatic</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U44767">108. Mrs Slartibartfast - Lower-Upper-Middle Management</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U44767"> Manager Of Stray Brain Cells And All Things Spazzy</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U189338"> Spork Engraver And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U189338"> Offical Easter Egg Finderouter-er</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U165955"> To/From The Questions Only Thread</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U192271"> Vice President Of The Department Of Vice And Strife,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U189636"> Graffetttti</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U195918"> Correspondent To Teddybears And White Mice</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U183682"> Very Nearly All Things Piscine</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U199379"> To That Of Your Cheese, The Honourable</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U199379"> Crown Duke Of Sillywaddle</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U198757"> Reconnaisance</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U189740"> Repairman Of Thingite Stuff</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U113940"> "Who's Yer Daddy?" Pants</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U198617"> Thingite Greenhouse And Official Spurner Of Broccoli</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U203753"> Somewhere-Or-Another, In Disguise</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U180656"> Mufflewhump Giver-Outerererer</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U200847"> Knowledge And Wisdom</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U198110"> Shaver Of Hairy Dragons</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U200595"> (Hades Branch)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U204088"> Low-Lord Chicken Soup Jump-Start Mechanic</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U202520"> Know The Reason Why</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U174318"> Purveyor Of Tea And Shortbread To The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174318"> Thingite Army, Holder Of An Emergency Can</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U174318"> Of Irn Bru</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U208842">189. Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm From Betelgeuse -</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U208842"> Rehabilitation Center (Where We Help You Shed All</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208842"> Those Old Mundane Worrisome Insipid Main-Stream</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208842"> Habits With A Minimum Of Electro-Shock</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U210090"> Epicentre Of Psychotic Rumblings And Australian</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210090"> Ambassador For The Irradication Of Th****days</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U208986"> Thingite Emperor Of The Poo People, Scourge Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U208986"> The Nephilim And Master Of The Kitty Kat Mojo Mosque</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U210074"> In Charge Of Torturing Those Who Oppose</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U210074"> The Thingite Cause With Pantyhose</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U180630"> In The Halls Of The Thingite Castle</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U69725"> Of Phone Cords</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U210510"> Standing Around And Looking Generally</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U210949"> Shoelace Tier Of Shoelaces On Shoe</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U211125"> Thingites Of Estonia Faction</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U211506"> Complex Devices</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U209329"> Cats For The Thingite Armada</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U212580"> Sillyness</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U214620"> High Tier</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U206300"> Missing On Sodit Mornings</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U200240"> "What Do You Mean You've Never Seen The</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U200240"> Ken Clean-Air-System Sketch?</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U217208"> Interplanetary Exchange Of Psychoactive Matter,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U217208"> Form Of Energy To Enhance The Ability To Build</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U216791"> Continuum</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U218534"> Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U218534"> Semiautobiographical Fish</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U216657"> (My Lonely Heart) Devilfish-Mcginty</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U220539"> Ancient Grimoires, General Odd-Job Man At</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U218378"> Things Ending In Eeee And Very, Very Poor Student</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U221717"> Manifestations Of The One True Tigger (boing)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U210920"> Brigade Of Kilted Scotsmen</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U222213"> Of The Sunshine Of Goldilocks</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U223424"> Heraldic Ants Of Thingdom</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U200606"> On The Underpass Car Park</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U215699"> Co-ordination Specialist</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U226792"> Correspondant To Seedy Bars And Cupboards Throughout</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U226792"> The Lands Of The Thingites</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U212720"> Stuff That No Other Ministry Wants To</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U212720"> and Pooh Sticks Champion</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U226792"> Of The Spork</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U224493"> Thingite Regiment Of Cowards</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U227371">275. Tippsy - Oh What Now!</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U227497">278. Mullet - Protector Of The Palladium Spork</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U24">279. PETA - Temporary Visitor To The Thingite Clan (With Dan)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U172823"> For Zak The Duck, While At The Same Time Saying</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U172823"> Loser Of Cameras, Enemy Of The Evil Sheep,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U169414"> Constantly Uttering Blasphemous Day Names And</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U222209"> Jekyll And Hyde Parody</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U232883"> The Sorority Of The Llama, And Best Friend Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U232883"> The Leprechan Paddy O'Furniture</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U231239"> Bear Torture</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U235217"> Twisting To The Eventual Aim Of Having Enough</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U235217"> To Knit A Small Jumper</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U236874"> In Mouse, Frog, Hedgehog Or Other Small Animal</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U236774"> And Scavenger For The Thingite Cause</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U241610"> On Thingy Nights</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U251312"> Of Alarm Clocks</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U175543"> Thingite Legions, And Official Brewer Of</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U175543"> The Much Vaunted Thingite Coffee</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U109937"> (You Know: One Key To Rule Them All,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U552734"> Jack Russell Terrors (With Teeth)</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U579208"> (Mars) Of Chocolate. Apprentice Thingite Speaker</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U559595"> Emperer Of Thingy-Land, Son Of Packely,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="740511"> Useless And Unneccesary Commas Into Sentences</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U667439"> Eaten On The Top Of Windy Hills In</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U667439"> The Company Of Very Good Friends</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U816064"> Lord Of The Machine Manufacture Of Titanium Sporks</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U847415"> And Cabbage, Squire To Clive, The Not So Evil,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U883812"> Of Medium Sized Cucumbers</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U982350"> And Keeper Of The Great White Seabadger,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U982350"> Whos True Name Is</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U982350"> Hidden From Lesser Mortals But Shall From</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1046172"> The Wotsit</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U224233"> Guardian Of The Other Wind And</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U224233"> The Mills That Runs By It</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U831240"> In France And Groland</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1245756"> Covert Warrior Against Inanimate Objects And</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1394695"> Of Nasty Splinters From Orphaned Marsupials</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1393292"> Overly Enthusiastic Goldfish</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1423363"> Temple, And Keeper Of The T With The Use</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1432803"> Of Cucumber Sandwiches</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U547328"> Repeatedly Shouted Repeated Orders</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1507466"> Of The Undefined Amphibian Underlord</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1535102"> Defender Of The Malt Vinegar</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U892007"> Perfectly Normal But Refuse To Act That Way</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1503746"> Banner And Guardian Of The Holy Cacao Tree</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U968162"> Territories Of Earth</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1554490"> Eater Of Pineapples</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1673842"> Reich Of The Time-Space Continuum, Commander-In-Chief</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U1673842"> To The Jugglers, Offical Nuclear Warfare Cowaring Expert,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1974839"> Only To Turn Up When Not Needed,</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U6186412"> Blowing Someone/thing/country Up</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U6720378"> Seventh House Of Betazoid And Wildflowers/Insects</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U6197232"> Of Grace And All That Is Too [choco]Late"</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U13887886"> Ambassador to All Things Under the Sea</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U4646274"> Boris The Th(bleep)dayite-Eating Spider</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1153420"> Egoism And Things Found Under Rocks</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U225774"> Thingy Thing To The Wotsit</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1204184"> Perfectly Abnormal Being</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1204199"> South Farthing And Unofficial Distributor Of Huggles</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U7311982"> Master of Pineapples</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U2852005"> the Thingite Army</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U8296113"> Conspiracy</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U9336858"> (Not the Fruit or Posh Varieties) on Thing and Doobry</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U1900049"> The Sorrow Of Moldavia</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U14290576">631. zaney_the_viper or Gonza, Queen of the Gophers</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U14358270">634. Jariyan - (un)official Lurker and Secret Thingite Spook,</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U14358270"> Guardian of 2legs Handcuffs</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U14656496"> Luthiena the Magnificently Rainbow Coloured</ITEM>
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<ITEM BIO="U671176"> wot go Bang, Arrgghh and Kerbloowie</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U14831580">637. Interestman - The Saluted</ITEM>
<ITEM BIO="U14644446">638. nataluna - Dreamer of Sentient Sandwich Rolls</ITEM>
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