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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9381

Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet

Not trying to get anyone locked up or anything ,I just wish that there were age limits on things over here . I can't even call it adult manga cause these books are aimed at young children .
The laws here have not changed much in the last 60yrs smiley - sadface


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Post 9382

nortirascal

Societie's mores have, no doubt the pendulum will swing the other way in time. All we can do is advise our children to act in a streetwise and responsible manner themselves, good parenting me thinks.smiley - ok


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Post 9383

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

where has mens forskins gone?? all porn seem to have circumcisied men appering init smiley - erm


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Post 9384

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

MacDonald's Chicken Nuggets.


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Post 9385

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

ok! today like most days i'm thick, explane pleasesmiley - smiley


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Post 9386

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

oooOOooo hair too! where the hair gone!smiley - biggrin


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Post 9387

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Is straight porn like that too? Pretty much every bit of gay stuff I see (not that I see much of itsmiley - whistle) features chopped and shaved chaps. On the American sites there can be quite a frenzy of excitement when a British video pops up with uncut, hairy chaps.

I don't *really* think MacDonalds are putting foreskins in their chicken nuggets. Not that you'd notice the difference if they were.


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Post 9388

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Yeah it is! the only thing i can think off is it makes it easy to see, if you see what I mean, also been doing some research into the *looks around* the "gay stuff" and also notices the modified willies tend to be really modified, scar half way up or down depending the camera angle, I wondered if this is a fashion in the gay commuinitysmiley - smiley


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Post 9389

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

my missus, says its much better looking! and it should be "off at the elbow" strange! smiley - smiley


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Post 9390

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Can't say I've noticed excessive genital amendment (beyond the excessive genital mutilation of childhood circumcision, but that's a different story...) so I might have to look a bit closer at this 'ere porn stuff.

As for the shaving thing, I think a lot of chaps think it feels nice (which it does) and looks pretty good (which is a matter of taste I suppose) but gay chaps seem to be more generally up for doing things like that than their straight counterparts.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9391

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Ok tinker! Acorrding to the missus, us "stright" blokes could learn a lession from the "gay community" over stuff like this!

smiley - smiley


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Post 9392

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

also acorrding to the missus, all men should be "snipped" its better all round, myself who is a "half way" (due to skin cancer and a whittling woman surgon) find it a little "dry" but I must admit interesting sensation compared to as I was!smiley - smiley


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Post 9393

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I've nothing against consensual snipping, but do object to the mutilation of children.

Consensual snipping. Hmmm. I wonder if there are clubs for that sort of thing.

From The Snipper's Digest:


Soho's snipping scene has become the envy of snippers the world over. Many clubs have appeared over the last six months, including The Clip Joint, Lopitoff's and the infamous Chop Chop. Most of these establishments have vending machines which dispense the increasingly popular fruit-flavoured 'Man-i-cure' range of snipping tools, and have paramedic bar staff for those moments when a snipper gets a bit carried away. I'm sure we've all been there!


I worry myself sometimes.

(I know the quote tags don't work, but maybe one day...)


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Post 9394

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - rofl



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Post 9395

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

my missus liked the "man-i-cure" smiley - smiley


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Post 9396

nortirascal

I am led to believe the colloquial phrases are Cavalier or Round Head, which I think illustrate themselves rather well to the imagination. Round Head myselfsmiley - blush, as if anyone is really interestedsmiley - ok


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Post 9397

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Cavalier. Helps with the docking.

smiley - run


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Post 9398

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

ok I know that onesmiley - run


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Post 9399

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

but i just don't understand womensmiley - erm there crazy smiley - tongueoutsmiley - run


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Post 9400

cleo_dazzler

I am? smiley - biggrin


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