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Re: Post "Awaiting" moderation, I asked for it to happen, with a view to remove a couple of bad words.

To not post to the standard I'd expect of others within the <./>HouseRoules</.> I apologise for the text and the dual standard it would be if left unchecked.

Feathers? Carapace, surely... And if you were genuinely worried I'd find your deepest darkest secrets, you wouldnt challenge me... You'd be plotting your revenge. I suspect you think it's a challenge but you can stand up to it, doncha? You probably can, I cant see your body language or I'd see much, much more...

Fair enough Fluff.

Ridge; I agree!!!

Thanks for being so open and honest Fluff. Makes a change from hiding under the carapace from Minx's, what makes you think it was you so honoured, oh holier than thou one? Robyn? Body language neutral, can't do much with mufti on and a shield, not even rummage.
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

Concur Robyn, well played Ridge. There's some remarkably clever people on here and I'm too tired to play, more physical exertions required, pain compliance anyone?

Beacause you directly responded to me earlier, plus many other subtler things since.

I dont need to see you naked to read your body language. It's in the tension of shoulders, relative shapes and angles, glances, breaths... Actions and movements unconscious to you, the way you speak, the gestures you use... How you react and respond, those infinetismal tics, tightenings and twitches of the face... 'hardenings' and 'softenings' of the eye...

You'd assume that I'd be looking at/for a buxom size 10. Actually wrong on both counts, by your own admission the later. You use that to watch and learn while presumably I was distracted by typically male thoughts. Right on one count. Very well, but I must think on this further. The art of a handler is to tell nothing and learn everything from the controlled.

OMG, you think mufti = sans clothes. Must mean something else colloquially where you are. For me, it's overalls, helmet, webbing belt, stave and a large perspex shield, coupled with two equally large hairy colleagues. We always fight fair, 3 on to 1, you know it makes sense. Naked , never we'd look ridiculous, give everyone a good laugh though. We'd look real Prks. One way to get this forum back on thread I suppose, where's Ridge when we need him

Your mind is fascinating norti... It unfolds as you type

Yes... Cultural divide I suspect, on the language front.... Dont worry though, it's perfectly normal, it happens to everyone once in a while.

At risk of going off thread yet again, what aspects fascinate you Robyn? The feeling is mutual, you fascinate and beguile me, I'm intrigued. But we'll bore the pants off everyone with our games off topic here, they just what two dimensional comments of women's thoughts on willies. Set your playing field and invite me, if you wish, who knows you may even get a reply.

I am fascinatnig and beguiling. I'm also going to allow you the opportunity to take me where you will, if you so wish.


In the meantime, 2legs, did you have a good weekend? Did you ask any women how they feel about penises?

I had a very good weekend in some ways, though It all felt a bit boring and dawdy after the fun of a BDSM/sexual nature Actually... even I am a bit pensive about putting on here too* much detail about what one was up to Well, I shall merely mention... it involved myself... and two other men and... was fantastic

TWO! you CAD! I'm so jealous

You should be And... what was even better... was it was every bit as good or better than I imagined it would be And involved a certain amount of various things I enjoy doing well quite a lot of some of them and less of others

Two?? That means someone went wanting for . Now if this occurs with many others, then the statement which describes economics is proved: the study of the distribution of scarce resources for the unlimited desires of humankind.

Soooooo, set your playing field Robyn, wherever you wish, whichever forum or means of communication you wish. It would be very unwise of me to put my direct email here, I'd get spammed to boredom, I have enough emails for viagra, cheap watches penis enlargement as it is, thanks. I'm sure you're clever enough to check my principle interest here, the forums being in the public domain, to find out everything you would need to know for private conversation, again, as you wish - NO funny business! I have vastly too much respect for you for that.
Time for +, your move

Good to see you back Ridge. You always bring some reason to the nosensical guff I write here.

Hiya all!

I'm temporarily unsubbing from this thread; not 'cos i am anti-smutty stuff, far from it, ask 2legs or Roymondo, but just 'cos i am linked to Front page this week & if some poor little innocent newbie (who might be a youngster) comes wandering along; i'd rather not have to cope with awkward convos!

But fear not, i shall return!!!

zdt

I just want to know what a cheap is and why it would watch a penis enlargement...

Alright smarty, so I missed a comma, doh! I forgot how good you are. Well this is a willie watching forum.
NOw get on and check my principle reason for being on H2G2 and maybe my carapace will reveal some more chinks of insight, as you wish, Minx.